A/N: Sorry if the chapters haven't been very long. I write these in homeroom, so I only have 15 minutes :P. This one I'm writing during a full length class, because I already finished my assignment in the first five minutes. So, enjoy :D!
Sam POV
Leave it to Carly Shay to turn our trip to Middle-Earth into a totally Mary-Sue sap story. I was so ticked off at her, I didn't even feel good enough to tease Frednub.
"Carly, can you just shut up?" I practically screamed at her.
"But I'm so excited to meet Leggy!" Carly squealed back.
"LEGGY? WHAT KIND OF CRAP IS THIS?" I yelled at the top of my lungs.
"Leggy is not 'crap', Sam. He's my future husband."
"I thought I was going to be your future husband," said Fredweird, sounding disappointed.
"SHUT UP FREDBAG!" I screamed at his face.
"No need to get so sensitive, Princess Puckett," he spat, using the nickname that I lo- HATE!
"No need to get so sensitive, Princess Puckett," I said in a retard voice, mocking him.
"STOP IT!" shouted Carly, "We need to Bree."
"Now you say something, Carls. We're already there," I announced, as we entered through the West Bree gate.
"Aw... Legolas isn't here," Carly said with a face of disappointment.
"Yeah, but if we can get to the Prancing Pony, we can find Aragorn," I explained.
"Isn't Aragorn the evil guy?" Fredstupid asked.
"No, retard. Aragorn is the good guy. DUH!" I said.
"Well I'm sorry for asking a simple question," Freddie replied with sarcasm.
"Guys, the Prancing Pony is right up here!" Carly yelled excitedly.
"Awesome," I said.