15 Ways to Annoy Cliff
1. Ask him where he got the tattoo on his neck, and refuse believe him when he says it's natural.
2. Imply he is all brawn and no brain.
3. Ask him for a piggy-back ride.
4. Dump cold water on him any time he makes a remark or pass at any female.
5. Ask him if Klausian is another term for male stripper.
6. Talk about how great the Federation is.
7. Dye his hair blue in his sleep.
8. Tell him that Roger is manlier than he is.
9. Never trust any of his hunches, and verbally express how he is going to get everyone horribly maimed if he keeps that up.
10. Tell him that he should grow his hair out long, and change his name to Fabio.
11. Tell him that Peppita could take him with a hand tied behind her back.
12. Nit-pick at the semantics of everything he says.
13. Ask him what brand of 'protein shake' he drinks, implying that protein shake is a cover-up term for something else - leave that open to HIS imagination.
14. Beg him to let you join Quark - especially after doing item 6.
15. Say loudly, when he and other female party members are in the same area, "You're right Cliff, her butt DOES look big from this angle."