Sorry for not posting in a while, New Year, school and gym… yep

A Raven of storms and fire Chapter 3: The Storm Breaker

Altera Core, Nasod King's room

After a fiercely battle between Elsword, Ara, Eve, Chung, Rena ( Aisha did nothing but teleport and spam)

Author: Am I bullying Aisha too much?... Nope

Nasod King: Oh my queen, my princess, my daughter, why don't you come here with me a rule the Nasod Kingdom as you were made for

Eve: I Refuse to be queen of-

Elsword: ARE YOU MARRIED WITH YOUR FATHER?! O_o

Eve:… Elsword, would you be kind enough to not interrup-

Nasod King: I'LL BE FIRING MAH LAZOR!

Chung: OH SHIT!

Rena: CHUNG WACHT YOUR LANGU-

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Nasod King: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Just as planned

Meanwhile Raven was rushing to Nasod King's room just in time to see how his best friend forever got owned by a giant lazor of doom

Raven: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

That was all Raven could say as he saw how his best friend forever got owned by a giant lazor of doom, oh wait a second

Elsword: geez that hurts, I think I lost my anal virginity T_T

Raven: ARE YOU ALL FINE?

Elsword: I ran out of Resurrect Stones

Rena: Me too

Chung: Me too

Aisha: Me too

Eve: I did run out of ElResurrection Stones (OH… SO GRACEFULLY!)

Ara: I have one but I can't find it D: … Wow Raven did you promote?!

Raven: Eemh, Yeah, did you all really just lost your anal virginity?

Elsword: Yep, IT BUUUUURNS!

Aisha: Yeah I would never be the same again

Rena: I wanted to be pure until my marriage T_T

Chung: I lost my anal virginity long time ago… Don't ask please

Eve: Moby and Remy protected my royal holes

Ara: Don't worry Raven-senpai I'm still pure for you (/)/

… Wat?

Ara: YOU ALL HEAR NOTHING!

Raven: … erm Okaaay?

Nasod King: Helloooo? I'm still here, my test subject 069

Raven: NASOD KING! You think I have forgotten abou7t what you did to me?!

Nasod King… You know what? Let's call him lil'king: You have a big ass claw in exchange of one of your useless human arms… Of course you would remember you can't masturbate with that arm…

Raven: SHADDUP! Let's end this quickly! Any last word?!

Nasod King: Bring it on! BIATCH!

Short Chapter, I would try to write more frequently, anyway I hope you have enjoy if you be sure to leave me some love, leave a Rate and a Review and see you next time.

Pd: From now on my grammar will get even worse because now I don't have time to… eemh what was the word?... my inglish is not Bueno okay?... to correct I think? Any ways so yeah, nazi grammars this is your nightmare