***Special thanks to a friend of mine who gave me the idea of seahorses in the last chapter. Well, she didn't change nature, she just reported it to someone who had forgotten.
And I apologize or bow for the quality of this one, I was even more tired than usual***

HEY YOU GUYS DIS B A READER SELF INSERTER LIKE A DILDOE

YOU PUT THE DILDOE UP THE BUT LIKE YOU WOULD PUT YOURSELF IN THIS FANFICTION.

You are at a bar, and you catch some man's eyez. And there is this guy next to him, who is licking his lips as he puts his arm around the first guy's shoulder. To avoid usin 'guys' again I will tell you know that it is Germany and Prussia.

anywhere, Prussia stops licking his lips and walks over to you, pulling Germany by the collar of his leash. Because you are at a BDMS club all of the suddens. Because I said so.

And then Germany starts acting like a dog around you and rolls raound on the floor like a derp, and you act cool with this, because you are cool with this, and totally don['t think that's weird or socially awkward anyway
pluss, you think he's just so sexy of course.

Prussia is all like "KESESKESESKESKEKSJLSKJDFAL" and you are all like "FANGASM" and then conversation goes on until he asks you to come with him to have a fun tiem with him and Germany and your all 'OHHAAAAKKKAAYYY'

Anyway so you go to a private room, and you turn to Germany, who has stopped acting like a dog, and say between your braces: "Oh Germany, your so kawai desu"
and then Germany is all "arigatqu gozamazhsu, you are kawaiiest"

Suddenly, a wild ANTI WEEABO Estonia appears.

"THIS ISN'T PROPER ENGLISSHH" He sais with a heavy lisfp. "You were talking English before, and now this is all wrong. " He said, pushing up his glasses and pulling out his computer. "According to myyyy PC, You are speaking broken Japanese!" He said.

And all the sudden, Latvia was on the floor after having had had had too much alkeholic drinks and I'm going to make this up cause I too young to drink n stuffs

Lativa crawls over to them and sits down on Estonio's lap (cause he was sitting duhh) and is all like "h-holy s-s-s-shit you g-guys *hic* I j-just had shit *hug* tons of Vodka, *hic* and *hic* it *hic* was *hic* r-rreally fuck-fucking *hic* good *HICHICHICHICHICHICHICHICHIC*

and histonio trembled in his chair. He hadn't seen Latvia in ages, and he was acting differently. He was getting the shive3rs of bad feels.

Latvia dry humped him a few times before getting up to harass some other country. And all the while, China was like "WTF aru" In the corner.

And then Germany and Prussia and you decide not to get it on because I am a cock bloke

Italy whispers in DESU BITCH ASS Romano's ear when the lights go out "Veehhh let's do it doggie stile vee and go at it like rabbits"

And then BAM Roma has a boner and is now using Feliciano's cum as toothpaste.

And they get it on, and you… are nowhere near to be found because you didn't have enough money to go to Italy, oh boohoo, you whore.