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Eventually the only Nation left inside of America's home was Russia. The blue eyed Nation grinned widely at him and sat down on the sofa.
"Man, Russia. It was so funny they were blushing, stuttering , and all that. Difficult not to start laughing." America commented cheerfully. "Seriously, They completely think we are just so innocent and clueless."
"So they think we do not know about the condoms-"
"Heroic plastic tissues because condoms sound so uncool and lame."
"You have a bad habit of interrupting others." Russia said calmly as he looked into those blue eyes.
"I just can't help it. If I don't say it then I forget what I was going to say." America stated firmly and he crossed his arms. "You can interrupt me."
"Let's get off this topic and discuss our next move before we argue." Russia informed him.
"Fine. Let's say at the next world meeting that you and me played with the heroic plastic tissues together. Wonder what they will think about that one." America said causally as he tilted his head and Russia hummed for a moment.
"Or we could ask if they would do us a favor and play with us by using the heroic plastic tissues." Russia suggested calmly and he received a sudden hug from the blue eyed Nation.
"Man, That's an epic suggestion. We could also add that we are ready to receive the heroic plastic tissues from them." America commented gleefully at the smiling Russian. "So, Russia what do you think of that added suggestion?"
The two Nations looked at one another before giggling and they plotted together for about four hours until falling asleep on each other. None of the Nation's had any idea that America and Russia were working together on keeping the rest of the world fooled into thinking they are innocent & clueless about condoms & sex.
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