On Top of the Tower
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"Hermione, do you really think I can kiss you with that looking at me?"
"Guess I shouldn't've carved a Voldemort jack-o'-lantern."
"No. It's like he's back from the dead, leering at me."
"It's gone, Severus."
"Marvelous. Now I've pumpkin all over me."
"So... one bathtub. Come on in."
"Mione...? Gah!"
"Harry, what do you want?"
"Not looking... Um, McGonagall wants a word. S'posed to be at the Halloween Feast, y'know, not the Astronomy tower in the dark."
"Damn. Say I'll be down in... forty minutes."
"Right. Have fun storming the castle."
"Don't be a pain in the arse, Potter."
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Written for the grangersnape100 'Ultimate' challenge, which was to include as many prior challenges as possible. Challenges included: Dialogue Only, pumpkin, back from the dead, halloween feast, pain in the arse, caught!, Snape needs a bath, Astronomy tower, movie quote, in the dark, Minerva wants a word, smut, trouble with Harry.