So now I am walking down the worn path, and suddenly I see something in the distance. I look and see it is two man travelers. I come to see if they need my hero help.
"What is thy name weary travelers"
"We are the fags" says the fags, and I look closer and see it is true they are fags. They are kissing and have Hillary Clinton bumper sticker and PETA stickers.
"Oh no" I say "not The Fags, i hath heardeth about you dirty faggots" the sway sinisterly in the breeze and laugh at me with pinkk eye.
" oh yes and now your quest is at an end, Lord KISSass HA."
"no, you JEWS"! I say. I jump and cut both of them in half.
"no" he says "this cannot be happening! NOOOOOOO!"
"not Adam and Steve, Adam and FUCK YOU." I EXCLAIM. I walk Away as they explode.
Another fine job by Lord Kickass. But just then i see another thing in the distance, a two girls, they both are nued, is super hot.
As i aproach i whip out my wangalisious smacker. They look like they salivating.
I yell towards them. " GIRLS DO YOU LIKETH MY PEEN?!"
"No i vag' she say.
I AM SHOCK. No treu human bitch refuse my peen. Then I know
"You are not yuman you are" i say "GNOMES."
"Yaaaaaargh" they say. "How did you know?!"
"I know for I am hero and eat shit." I say. It is now time for hero sword. I cut them in half with most speed for it is great evil for gnomes.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW?!" They yell
"yes" I say, and continue on my way as they explode. I walk for the rest of the day, and because of my anger in that moment, they do not stop exploding.