Alright! Another update! This one I went a little more kind on because I am a Remus fan...although he annoys me a little sometimes. So go read, review, and relax.
Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, I would not be in school right now.
On the Prowl For Love
Do you want someone who has a little kink? Want a man with a lot of hair? Remus Lupin is the man for you. This Hogwarts Graduated Werewolf is ruggedly handsome with his eyes that switch from blue to amber, his straw colored hair, and carefully trimmed claws. Not only that, but he has two personalities. Whether you want a pushover bookworm know-it-all or an aggressive flesh-eating machine, Remus John Lupin has it all. His dislikes include crystal balls, Fenrir Greyback, and a rat named Scabbers. His likes include chocolate, chocolate, and more chocolate. He is poor, can not hold a job, and during the full moon will try to kill you if he's not tied up properly. What more could you want?
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The next one up will be about Draco Malfoy.