Chapter 3: RETURN OF SASUKE?

Saskuke was sitting in his hideout. He was watching a tv show but then Orochimarau phoned him and said he needed him for something. He got all mad and turned it off. Kabuto was busy unpacking all his doctor ninja stuff he got from ebay or something./ Sasuke then went outside. Orochimaru was standing there.

"Konnichiwa Sssssssssaske" he said all snakey "I have a new jutsu to show you"

"Make it quick, I want to get back to me show" Saske ordered coldly

"hahaha, now now" Orochimaru licked his lips "its called THE SHINIGAMI'S NOTEBOOK" (an: can you guess why ;)!?)

"Yeah so?" Sasuke said boredly

"What it does is you imagine your victims face and you have to have their name to and then you do this hand sign and they'll die of a heart attack" (an: has anyone seen deathnote? Omg It's boss I just had to put it in somewhere sorry!)

"Yeah right" Sasuke said "Let me try it out then"

"Go on then" said Orochimaru and turned on the tv. There was a guy being interviwed "Kill that man on tv" so sasuke did the justsu. IT WORKED! The man began screamed and rolling around and then died.

"Oh my GOD!" Sasuke shouted and jumped into the air, totally amazed "Why didn't YOU TEACH ME THIS SOONER!"

"Hahahaha! I knew you'd lik it" Then suddenly Orochimaru fell to the floor

"Omggg!WTF is going on! Why Sasuke? U were like a son to meee!"

"Yeah but now I have this boss jutsu I don't need you anymore". Orochimaru then died everywhere and Sasuke ran outside. He was running….back to the LEAF VILLAGE!

LATER THAT NIGHT:

Sakura was by a waterfall. Her landlord had turned all her water off in her house and all the other houses he owned to cos he was a total jerk and noone likes him so she was getting a shower in the waterfall instead. As she washed she saw something in the corner of her eye.

"I hope I'm not interrupting anything!" said a voice. It was…SASUKLE!

She jumped and spin round!

"SAAASUKKEE!" She screamed and then tried to cover up cos she realised she was naked "What are you doing here?" she asked

"oh nothing, I've been walking for like 4 days and I really need a bath really badly" he winked "mind if I join you?"

Sakura's face went as red as her hairband but then nodded reluctantly. Was Sasuke coming onto her? Or was this Genjutsu!?

"RELEASE!" she shouted but nothing happened. IT WAS REAL

He then unfolded his arms like cool dude but then lost his balance and headplanted the water. "NOOO MY COOL DUDE STYLE WAS RUINED!" he then took all his clothes off. "I'm sorry I ran away I just needed to get stronger to kill Itachi…and to protect you!"

Sakura gasped "What do you mean!?" she asked

"SAKURA!" he shouted "I've alwaysss loved you! I've just been too much of a douche to admit and btw this isn't a genjustu or anything its like totally real!" he grabbed hands "Kiss me!" he said and then they did.

"You look so hot" Sakura gasped, taken aback then they started to make out and sasuke was like all over sakura

"RASENGON!" shouted a loud voice and there was an explosion of water everywhere

"WTF?!" yelled sasuke. Suddenly Eve jumped up onto the rocks followed by Naruto

"WELL whats going on over here!?" she asked teasingly as everyone could see they were naked an everything.

"Sasuke and Sakura wtf are you doing?" shouted the yellow spikey boy

"OH MY GOD! SASUKE HAS RETURENED AND HE IS ALREADY STEALING ALL THE LADYS!" Rock Lee proclaimed karate chopping a rock and it craked and landed on Sasuke's head

"F-CK OFF YOU PERVS!" he yelled and Chidoried them and then they ran away "The hoekage should never ever have let you move in this village!" (an: Sasuke kinda knows about Eve but I'll explain that later)

Then he turne to Sakura. "I am sorry" he winked "To be continued?" he asked

"Id love to" sakura said and then put all her clothes back on

From a distance, a small red haired wood manboy was watching. He has secretly stole Sakuras bag and had found a set of keys and a map of the village in their. He was also quite happy cos he got to see a naked couple doing it.

"Now the party can really start!" he evilled and then thought of that Kesha song but then tried to unthink of it cos he don't lik it but then it was stuck

"F-ck!" Sasori cussed "Now I wont be able to think strayt!" and then he ran off toward the Leaf.