Lingering around the cheer leading squad, I followed Iggy's close family friend, some chic named Maxine Martinez. She snuck around, as if we were going to be noticed.

"Are you sure you saw a note for me?" I questioned. She tilted her head sideways, as of to taunt me.

"Duh. I'm awesome. It said Fang. And Iggy said that you were Fang. Black clothes, black hair, emo looking. All that crap." I scowled. She led me to…the girls' locker room. I abruptly stopped. She turned to look at me, motioning for me to come in. She looked at my face, which didn't really help, and pulled me in. I saw Nudge, who wiggled her eyebrows suggestively. I shot her a dirty look and followed Maxine. Luckily, there were no other girls there. She pointed to a scribble on the wall.

"Sup Fang? So I heard the news. Max Ride huh? You know her motto: I'll never reveal my face til I die. So don't try. You have no chance.

Love,

Anonymous." I scowled at the wall.

"Motto?" I asked Maxine.

"She won't ever show her face until her death."

"Oh."

"Yeah. So anyway. What's your real name?"

"Nick."

"Mine's Max."

"How can it be-"

"I'm special!" I put my hands up in defense and backed away. I looked at the wall again and thought again.

"Well, thanks," I said. She waved, and a hint of a smile appeared on her face. I ran off, looking for Nudge or Iggy. They were at the school's big fountain, talking. How cute. I clapped my hands in front of the couple. They jumped and glared. At the same time.

"So. Maximum Ride won't show her face until she's dead," I explained. Iggy's face lit up.

"The solution's simple! We kill her. My cousin's friend's uncle-in-law's dog's nephew's pet goldfish's seventeenth removed cousin-in-law's dry cleaner's maid's son's principal's plumber's baker knows someone who knew someone who killed someone." After Iggy said his 'brilliant' answer, even Nudge was speechless.

"Dog's nephew?" I asked. He scoffed.

"Details, details," he huffed, flipping his strawberry blond hair.

"We can't kill her," I protested. Iggy shrugged.

"Not like we haven't been in jail before," he argued. Nudge shoved him.

"That was once. I didn't think the CIA would find out that I took the money," she trailed off. I silently sighed.

"We've got to find her. And this 'anonymous' person."

Max POV

"We've got to find her. And this 'anonymous' person." I smirked from my hiding location behind the vending machine as Fang uttered the sentence. I stepped out and casually walked up to Nudge, who was talking with Iggy.

"So, how ya doing Nudge?" I asked, my voice a bit too upbeat. Luckily, Nudge didn't notice. She grinned, her bright white teeth contrasting against her tanned skin.

"Great! In fact, I just was talking to Fang about Maximum Ride! She is soooooooo annoying because we can't find her. I mean, couldn't she have left a path of bread crumbs or something? Like a norm-" Fang wrapped a small piece of duct tape over Nudge's face, his stony face sporting a rare half smile. Nudge glared, but left the tape on her mouth. She, well, looked like she pouted and crossed her arms over her chest.

"So. How far have you gotten?" I innocently asked. Iggy smirked.

"No where. We're trying to kill her." His voice was so sincere I thought he was going to kill me- I mean Maximum Ride.

"What?" I asked, my eyes widened. Iggy laughed as Nudge giggled. With tape over her mouth. Fang, the ever strong and silent remained…strong and silent.

"Kidding, Max. Why would we kill someone?"

"Cause we've all been in jail before," I proved. They sheepishly nodded, the boys nodding towards Nudge. She glared at ripped the tape off her mouth and Fang ran. Ran really fast. Nudge chased him around the school grounds, cackling evilly as Fang's impassive face…was slightly less impassive. Finally, Fang gave Nudge twenty dollars, and she shut up. Ha. The irony.

"Fang. Tape equals Brigid wannabe," Nudge calmly explained. Fang rolled his eyes.

"You are a Brigid wannabe," Fang calmly said. Nudge's normal dark eyes flashed amber as she chased Fang around again. Iggy laughed and joined the chase, leaving me to think about the events.

Fang is looking for Maximum Ride.

I'm Maximum Ride.

Fang is looking for Anonymous.

I'm Anonymous.

I sighed. Fang doesn't realize I'm right under his nose. But hey, let him look all he wants. Maybe he and Iggy can go kill Maya. She looks like me. Actually, that idea is rather nice at the moment…

So fricking sorry for the late update. I feel so mean. D: But hey, I updated. So review.

And I'm going to try a new thing. I'm going to hold a contest to make the best Niggy one shot, because I love Niggy. I do. So if you win, I'll give you the whole, and yes, WHOLE plot of this story. It's…confusing. So the one shot can be long, short, I don't care. Just PM me the title of the one shot, and I'll check it out. Deadline is November 15. I don't care about the title, just PM me it. Thanks!

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And I know this is super short, but it's just a filler.