I'm ba-ack!!
And to show how much I care, I brought with me another 25 lessons I learned from Dead Poets Society.
Disclaimer: In my dreams... seriously.
51. "A Midnight Summer's Dream" is a play, dummy
52. Charlie is AWARE that Meeks would try anything...except sex...
53. Even though Neil finds Todd somehow oblivious and somewhat hopeless, he's too stubborn to give up.
54. Making a phone call to God IS appropriate in school Mass or Devotions
55. Neil can never remember Nuwanda's name
56. Steven Meeks is a Jew. Charlie wont let him forget it and neither should you.
57. If you're a girl with a boy;s name, chances are some metaphorical-spouting, poetry-reading, poet-pretend is going to fall hopelessly in love with you. And stalk you.
58. Charlie steals Cameron's underwear
59. Todd is a sucker for the colour forest green
60. Neil knows that
61. Neil is a sucker for light blue
62. Todd doesn't know that
63. That was actually Meeks's playboy magazine in the cave, not Charlie's
64. And even though Neil died, he still became a doctor.
65. Collect calls make a prank better.
66. If you stroke a girl's hair and kiss her on the forehead while she's passed out, she will go out with you… or her boyfriend will beat you up.
67. Wearing Christmas wreaths on your head will make you look more like a fairy.
68. Chicks dig poetry.
69. This is Charlie's cave.
70. Playing classical music makes you a better soccer player.
71. Screaming "He's not dead!" doesn't change the fact that he is.
72. Seventeen is way to young to think freely.
73. I went to the woods because i wanted to live deliberately.
74. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life.
75. And not when I come to die, discover that I had not lived.
Thanks to:
for #51
Tusk of Thyme for #52-63
Headintheclouds for #67
and
Katsumi Amaya for #64
I -heart- you all!