"No, why are we here? I don't want to be in this story! It's not a good story, okay?"
"I'm so sorry Lync. But I gotta write something "Did you know you're just 14 years old? Like, that's pretty young. And people you get shipped are like way older. I find this disturbing. Like, Alice, yu have a crush on."
"Christina don't tell the entire world that I have a crush on Alice!"
"The entire world? Are you kidding me? Nobody cares about this fanfic. People who found it are either her from my other stories who don't suck or are doing a bakugan search."
"Oh okay. I guess I'm lucky you're a terrible writer."
"I'm not. This is satire."
"No. It's not. You just say that because you don't want to admit you are spending your time writing this stupid fic." Mylene said "Close your mouth Mylene."
"Mylene what the (insert something appropriate for kids)."
"Shadow is teaching me how to polish my nails."
"Just stay still and don't move your hand. You have really nice hands. They're so pretty."
"Look, I know you're a creep but try to be less creepy." Christina said "Christina, this is hell. Please Christina. CHRISTINA!" Lync screamed