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Chapter 3: Swearing

"Remy… I'm not going to assault you or anything so stop trying to make me feel awkward"

"Oh god Pyro, you dirty minded fool. I'm just saying if you plan to set me on fire or something, do it now!"

"I am so not dirty minded! Yuck, you're to gross! I was only thinking that 'cause 'ya got all nervous and stuff!"

"Oh… OH! Right, well sorry then"

An explosion rocked the entire base, and Pyro and Gambit flashed worried looks towards each other before sprinting around the corner.

5 minutes ago in another part of the base…

"I've said it once I'll say it again, SHUT UP!"

"Magneto! You can't say that! It's rude!"

"Don't you even dare to try that one on me Sabertooth! I heard the cussin' coming out of your mouth this morning!"

"Name one rude thing I said"

"I will not talk about swearing with you! You're old enough to know that it is bad, and will not be talked about in my office."

"Alright then, no swearing, can do, now like I was saying, can I borrow some money…?"

"OUT!"

Sabertooth dragged himself out of the office and glared daggers over his shoulder, "you're a real dipstick boss, and you know that right?" Magneto gave him a small salute and slammed the door so hard the entire base shook.

Gambit and Pyro skidded round the corner and faced Sabertooth. "Was that an earthquake? Is Lance Alvers coming over! Oh! He and I are good mates! We can do all sorts of fun things like-"Pyro bounced up and down on the spot and had to pause in between to catch his breath.

Sabertooth sighed heavily; he would need a good 12 gallons of milk before he began to feel sane again. "hush up pipsqueak, you're boyfriend hasn't come to visit, but I feel it's time we need to visit them, I need something to hit and because Wolverine is constantly dodging my attacks I suppose a wall in that Brotherhood dump would have to do."

Gambit raised an eyebrow, "you want to punch a hole through their wall?"

"Better than punching a hole through runty over there," Sabertooth snarled at Pyro.

Remy stood protectively in front of Pyro, "Easy tough, gruff and buff, we don't want anybody getting hurt…"

"What the heck does gruff mean?"

"How would I know? It rhymed!"

Sabertooth rolled his eyes dramatically trying to get the message to Gambit all he got back was a shrug. Defeated he turned and walked towards the garage. Hoping not to be followed.

He reached the door and swung it open; he could hear the footsteps behind him he just wanted to wait a bit so he could freak them all out when they thought they had finally tricked him.

He searched the vehicles to find the appropriate one. A tank probably wouldn't blend in very well with Bayville traffic and a smashed up Lamborghini might shock a few bystanders. Flame boys car was pretty slick but since the tree incident it hadn't really been that drivable for the past three weeks. It was either the minivan or the motorbike.

"I think the minivan would be best," Mastermind said, "All together we're to fat to fit on a motorbike."

Sabertooth spun around and roared, "who asked you? I am not fat! And altogether we would fit on a motorbike because I would make you fit!"

"I-I'm sorry! I can't help it!" Mastermind clutched on to Colossus and Colossus shifted awkwardly. "It's not my fault!"

"'Course not…."

Sabertooth stepped past Colossus and the other Acolytes and clutched the minivan keys. "Five seconds and that's it, whoever's not in the car by then will have to answer to it's tires running over their stomach."

Afraid of the gruesome outcome they might each have in store, they clambered into the minivan and pulled the door shut.

"I call shotgun!" Remy jumped into the driver's seat and put his hand out for the keys.

Sabertooth held the keys more tightly and bared his teeth, "Move or I'll shoot you with a gun"

"What? You thought you might just shoot me with a potato?"

"I betcha' don't want to find out."

In the car…

Remy had been pushed all the way to the last seat right at the back of the car. He sat with an angry frown plastered to his face. Colossus had told him to stop sulking but Remy gave him the good old "talk to the card 'cause the fabulously shaped head ain't listening." Colossus hadn't liked that one bit but chose not to comment.

Pyro loosened his seat belt and twisted around to face Remy, "Jeez Louis, Remmers! Would 'ya lighten up? It's still raining but that's no reason to be upset, and I was wondering… why were you outside in the rain? I mean it's not the best weather for a stroll in the park really. So what were you doing?" Remy shrugged casually "I cannot say for that would break my promise."

"He was with Rogue"

Gambit nearly choked, and Pyro giggled like a girl. Mastermind smiled evilly, he had found the perfect way to seek revenge on everyone he hated, and he hated everyone. So the list wasn't so close to being finished.

"So what were you doing with Rogue?" Pyro grinned and raised his eyebrows up and down, "don't feel embarrassed, we all know that you have a thing for her."

Remy's mouth hung open, "You make me sick! I can't lay a finger own her! Let alone go near her!"

"That never stopped you in the past!" Pyro clapped his hands happily, "So now you can't give us anymore excuses!"

Yay! Another one is finished! So that's 3 down! And another (however many I choose) to go! Reviews pweaze! Only if you want to!