You woke up to your phone buzzing loudly against the wooden nightstand. It was around 11 at night, and you groggily checked to see who was calling. It was Danny. Why would he be calling this late.

"Huhlo." You mumbled.

"(_) Grab your bag, and all your stuff and come downstairs right now." He sounded out of breath.

"Why am I gonna do that?" Your words were slurred by your exhaustion.

"Just come. I'll explain when you get here." He seemed concerned, so you did as you were told, and as soon as you got to the parking lot, he grabbed you and pulled you close into a hug, then shoved you in a car, slamming the door behind him. He got in on the other side, pulling out of the parking lot and driving away.

"Danny, whats going on?" You yawned, to notice Barry in the back seat. "Also, hi Barry."

"Hey (_)-" Barry started.

"I didn't trust that place okay. I looked them up online and their record was awful and murders have happened there and I didn't need you getting hurt." He stopped at a red light, staring at you. You yawned again, noticing that the two men were both in their pajamas, Barry looking like he had been as abruptly woken up from sleep as you had been, Danny looking like he had 20 Red Bulls and some coke, maybe meth you weren't sure. You thought he's been off the weed for several years...you're very tired.

"I would've been fine. I'm a pretty light sleeper." You joked. He stared at you intensely.

"I called you 12 times before you picked up. What were you doing that you didn't get my calls?" He sounded upset, and you meekly replied that you were sleeping. "I need you to be safe."

"I would've been safe, I'm in more danger now with your reckless driving." You grew frustrated and your stomach growled loudly.

"Are you hungry?" Barry leaned forward his face being barely visible.

"Nah, I'm good." You smiled.

"Did you eat anything?" Danny, was focused on the road.

"Well I didn't need to eat because-"

"We're getting you food."

"But I'm not hungry."

"Lets ask the tummy. Rumble tummy do you require a sacrifice?"

Your stomach growled so loudly it physically pained you to hear it.

"THE RUMBLE TUMMY HAS SPOKEN!" He shouted and Barry groaned from the back seat.

"I just wanna go to bed let me sleep I've done nothing wrong to deserve this." He sounded physically pained to be awake.

"Same tbh." You muttered, as Danny pulled into Del Taco.

"Pick something." He said.

"I don wanna."

"Pick somethign"

"Nuuuuuuu"

"Pcik somethjing"

"I dontwanttopls no"

"PICK A FOOB!"

"IOWA!"

"Wisconsin!" Shouted Barry.

"This is New Jer-st great!" He hit the steering wheel frustratedly, before pulling up to order. "I need like 15 soft shell chicken tacos, maybe 90."

"Is four okay sir?"

"Yeah, just 12."

"Sir I said 4."

"Yeah I know. Just twelve please. Thank you."

"Will that be all sir."

Barry opened his window. "Can I have your first born in a burrito please."

"So... two super burritos and 12 soft shell tacos will that be all?"

You climbed over Danny, sitting on his lap partially, "And Can I get a large coke. Thank you."

"That'll be 37.23. Thank you."

Danny went to pull into the next window, but was struggling to focus. "Can you sit in your seat i gotta vroom vroom."

You pouted, "But Daaaaaaanny, You're so coooomfy. I just want to sit here forever." You pet the floof that is his hair, and adjusted yourself to not hurt him. "See I'm not even crushing the Admiral."

He blushed a bit, "Although Excalibur appreciates your lack of crushing him, and the use of his title, you can't sit here."

"Why does your flippity flapjack have a gender?"

"Because he knows his preferred pronouns." He ruffled your hair, before you moved to adjust yourself again, your feet hanging out the window, and your head against his chest.

"You're sooooo cuddle. I wonder how cuddle the Barry Bear is..." You then turned over and crawled to the back seat to cuddle with Barry, leaving Danny so lonely in the front seat, and just a bit jealous. The murmuring from the backseat of, "ooh the bear beard." and "you are the most innocent of cinnamon rolls" practically made him burn up in rage. He paid for the food, quickly pulling to the next window, and tossing the food into the passenger seat and pulling off driving over a bump pretty hard, causing you to fall off Barry.

"I am so sorry, I didn't mean to are you okay?" He looked to the backseat, to see you wedged between the seats, looking a bit confused. Everyone was really tired, and nothing was really working well, so Barry simply hurt himself when he tried to help you up.

"I'm fine." You whispered, wiggling until you were loose enough to get up and crawling to the front seat, moving the bag of food to the side and bucking up.

"Do you want to eat now?" He pulled a taco out of the bag and you nodded, gently snatching the taco away, and devouring it. You didn't want to be so improper but you were super hungry, having not eaten since you were home earlier that day. You took a few more, and drank some of your soda and, when ever the opportunity would arise, Danny smiled at how adorable you looked.

After about a half an hour of silent eating, and mild traffic, Danny parked the car, and looked at your disheveled state, covered in taco wrappers, half asleep. You were really hungry, and he just wanted to let you fall asleep right there, but he knew it wouldn't be good sleep, so he nudged you. "Hey, we're here."

The moment those words left his lips, Barry shot up, and got out of the car, slamming the door behind him, and going inside. It was only then that you noticed he was wearing Batman pajama pants. You turned to look at a very focused Danny, who looked as if he was studying you. "So... here... cool." You smiled at him and he looked so happy to see you smile.

"Come on, I'll show you around inside, and then get you to bed." He grabbed your bag out of the car, opening the car door, and helping you out. "M'lady." He grinned and you laughed pushing him a bit. He shut the door, locking the car, and walked you inside.

Their apartment was rather neat, considering two guys lived there. You could tell that Suzy had input into their design choices, and that they had a house keeper, but your point still stood. You could see the kitchen, which looked barely used, and the living room, which looked straight out of a furniture catalog before you noticed the tiny details, like the shoes on the coffee table, and the 5 different phones on top of the TV stand. A couple other things were out of place, but still, everything was really neat and tidy. "Do you need a tour or a basic look around?" He shut the door, locking it and you looked around again, to see that Barry had laid on the couch and went straight to sleep, snuggling a couch cushion.

"I think I'll just look around." You smiled at him again, slipping off your shoes at the door much to his surprise, and touring yourself around. First you peeked your head in Barrys room, which was neat with some miscellaneous items scattered about, like his laptop being on his bed, and an apple on his dresser. Just a slightly confused room. You went to the room next to it which was their shared bathroom, and that was an absolute wreck, with different soaps and aftershave everywhere. You laughed a bit going to the last room. Danny's room.

Holy fucking dick cheese it was a mess. There were clothes scattered everywhere, and nothing but papers covering his desk. The floor was surprisingly clear, but the amount of clutter was astonishing.

"I was going to clean it today, but I got side tracked..." He appeared by your side, with your bag in hand, setting it on a chair.

"That's fine my room is way worse." Your statement was technically true. You didn't have a lot of clutter, but the floor was barely visible so that evened it out.

"But I'm sure it's an easy fix. You want to sleep in my room or Barry's?" He stretched, removing the pikachu onsie he was currently wearing, only to reveal he was wearing a plain tee-shirt and hello kitty pajama pants underneath. "Either way I'm snuggling you."

"Oh, please don't, that's a bad idea." You shifted uneasily. You'd only ever shared a bed on your High School senior trip, and ended up in a awkward situation that you'd rather not happen again.

"I don't see how it could be. Two friends snuggling in a bed, one trying not to get a boner, c'mon it'll be fun." He smiled at you.

"I just... er..." You looked at the floor, and glanced at the bed. It did look super comfy, and was big enough for you two to have space... but still this would require restraint. No tossing and turning, no randomly shoving the pillow beneath your legs because you want to curl into a ball but lay on your back... No this wasn't for you.

"I get it. You're a bit uncomfortable. You can still sleep in my room, I'll just sleep in Barry's room." He smiled as if to assure you that everything is chill.

"Why don't I just sleep in his room?" You looked at the bed, and the mess on the floor, wanting to have a bit of order where you were.

"That bed is the softest shit you will ever be in, trust me I've slept in every possible place in this house, it's super comfy." He said, slightly picking you up, and pulling back the comforter from the bed, and placing you in. It was very soft. Your body sank just a bit, and the bed seemed to swallow you up. You fell onto your side, realizing that this was honestly the most comfortable place you had ever been in.

"I. Will never leave this bed. R.I.P me, cause yoooo." You rolled around, pulling the comforter over you and whimpering a bit out of sheer enjoyment of the bed. This bed wanted you to cuddle someone. It needed you to cuddle someone. So you patted the empty space next to you, gesturing for him to lay down.

"Enjoying yourself?" He ruffled your hair again, laying on top of the comforter, and rolling to face you. Half of your face was covered by the comforter, only your eyes and hair being visible. You nodded slightly, and rolled to face him.

"So. Come here often?" You whispered, being too tired to speak loudly.

"Oh, only every night. Haven't seen you around here. Where you from." He got a bit closer to you.

"My house." You giggled, getting closer and nuzzling him.

"Oh I'd love to go there one day." He wrapped his arms around you, pulling you into him, and burying his face in your hair. "God, your hair smells so nice. Like strawberry's and my dreams."

You giggled, closing your eyes to sleep, but not finding any, wanting to hear what he was saying since he was still speaking.

"Danny, can you shhh a bit I'm really tired." You whined.

"Are you saying you want to go to sleepy time junction?" He began to whisper.

"Yes, I wanna go to sleepy time junction." You replied and he grew silent. A few minutes past, and you were just about to fall asleep when he spoke again.

"Somebody's taking a train to sleepy time junction. Somebody's so tired they can barely function." He sang gently in your ear. "So they're hopping on that train to sleepy time junction."

You squirmed out of his arms, just as he was about to continue singing, shouting as loud as you can, "ALL ABOARD CRIES THE ENGINEER. SLEEPY TIME JUNCTION IS SO NEAR." Your shouting practically scared him out of his skin, and you laughed before gently shoving him off the bed.

"Whyyyyyy?" He whined, crawling back into bed.

"You were being loud... You're not hurt right?" You helped him the rest of the way.

"No only my feelings." He pouted, laying back next to you, pulling you close.

"Well I won't apologize cause you hurt mine too. I was so close to sleeping. So close. So So close. So fucking close. You wanna know how close I was? So. So so so close." You muttered, burying your face in his chest. He chuckled, and you breathed him in. He smelled like caress body soap, but also old spice. Nice. He nuzzled you and you quickly drifted off to sleep.

You began waking up about an hour later. You didn't quite realize it tho, you just knew you were warm and fuzzy and someone was holding you and you had a sudden pressure in your stomach shooting down to your princess parts and you needed it to go away for you to drift again. You weren't thinking. Nothing gets put together when you're mostly asleep, half awake. You searched for something to alleviate the pressure, slipping your hand between your legs and simply closing your legs on your hand, but it wasn't enough. You spread your legs again wrapping them around the next largest object and shut them tightly. It felt much better, but you felt it slipping away and occasionally you'd need to repress yourself against it. But what was it?

Danny stared at the wall eyes wide as he tried to figure out what to do. You just wrapped yourself around his leg and started slightly humping him. Is this why you didn't want to sleep next to him. Oh he felt so bad, as Excalibur began to wake up. Shit what was he going to do. He looked at you, as your expression varied from discomfort to relief. He didn't know how to respond to this situation. e truly didn't know what to do. All that ran through his head was I'm not touching her, she can't be mad I'm not touching her, this is legal, I'm not touching her. But he knew that was wrong to think, so he tried to gently wake you.

He shook you gently. "Hey. Psst. Hey (_) wake up. C'mon wake up. Waaaaaake upppp."

You rolled over, your legs unraveling from his, before you groggily opened your eyes and sat up.

"Good one in the morning, sleeping beauty." He smiled sleepily and you just started at him half asleep.

"Fairy noises." Was the only thing you said before getting out of bed, and going to the bathroom. It made sense to you, but left him confused. Luckily you leaving the room gave him a chance to adjust himself to the admiral didn't quite show. It went from a tent to a slightly raised mound. It was honestly a relief to hide the boner, as you came back into the room, laying down next to him.

"You happy now?" He ruffled your hair again and you nodded lightly. Not all the pressure was gone, there was still something you couldn't quite describe, but still you held your reservations about feeling much better. You felt so uncomfortable, wanting to... to... well you weren't quite sure what you wanted to do. You just whined a bit and curled around him, nuzzling him.

"Whats wrong?" He gently pet your head, and you looked up at him, most of your face being covered by the comforter. You ran your hand across his torso, letting it rest on his left arm, before squirming a bit, pressing your legs together.

"I don't know. I might be getting sick." You whispered.

"Oh noooo's. What are you feeling?" He sat up a bit, your head now under his arm.

"I just feel super hot. Like everything is too warm, and I feel uncomfortable, like I need to move and do something, but I don't know what to do!" You sighed exasperatedly, and Danny fell silent. After a few minutes passed, he finally spoke.

"Do you feel like, a pressure, in your stomach gently going downward more, but getting more intense?" He stopped stroking your hair, but stared into your eyes.

"Yeah. I don't like it. It's annoying, I think I'm really sick." You sighed.

"You're not sick!" He laughed, before pulling you close to him. "You've never been turned on, have you?"

"Excuse me I am a child of the lord, I have never experienced anything close to such s i n. I am truly offended." You were only half serious, considering you were full of sin, but honestly have never experienced close to lust.

"So, you haven't masturbated either?" He was sitting completely up now, mildly bewildered.

"Nope. I don't have time to try doing that, I have better things to do. Like sleeping for 83 hours straight and waking up confused."

"Wait, you've slept for over three days before?"

"Yes, because I thought I was getting sick."

"Why didn't you just call a doctor?"

"Why call a doctor when I can sleep for three days straight?"

"I- Well I can't argue with that." He laughed, before he got very serious. "So you don't know how to make yourself feel better? You, a grown up female, do not know how to settle that part of your anatomy. Have you ever even seen porn?" He looked you in the eyes intensely.

"I've seen gay porn... and I settle that very well. By sleeping. For unreasonable amounts of time."

"I'm not going to tell you how to live your life. I wouldn't want to ruin your innocence." He laid back down. "So get some sleep, you'll feel better in the morning."

"I don't want to sleep. I want to watch all of Lord of the Rings, right now."

"But. It's sleep time. It's one in the night, please sleep."

"Fuckin fight me, I'm gonna watch Lord of the Rings on my laptop."

"But. It's sleep time. (_) you gotta sleep. C'mon. Sleep. Just. Sleep." He whined.

"Suck my dick." You sat up, and Danny pulled you back down.

"First of all whip it out. Secondly, it's sleep time."

"I'll sleep when I feel like it." You sat back up, being pulled down again, this time being wrapped in the blanket.

"Smol burrito." He snuggled you, and you whined.

"I don't wanna sleeeeeeeeeeep. I wanna do not sleeeeep things. Like taxes."

"Taxes is too adult for you, you need to stay pure." He nuzzles your face.

"What if I want to do adult things?" You whispered.

"Then you need to accept responsibility. Not even I do that." He whispered in return.

"Shit. Well fuck me with a cactus, I should just go to sleep." You began to wiggle from your burrito like state.

"Yeah you should, and keep snuggling me, but don't hump me again please I was very concerned." He blurted out.

"What?" You completely escaped your blanket jail.

"Oh nothing its absolutely nothing just nothing it's sleep time, that's what it is yes abso-fucking-loutely sleep time sleep now nothing ever happened sleep." He wrapped you in the blanket again, and you rolled over on top of him.

"Now you are trapped under the mountain of whatever the hell this hot mess is."

"That hot mess it the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." He said, before pulling you even closer and kissing you gently on the lips. Your face flamed up, and the feeling in your stomach got even worse.

"Well you're the hottest thing I've ever been kissed by." You grinned. "And the only thing I'll ever kiss." You kissed him, and he slowly unwrapped the blanket that was around you.

"I feel so loved." He said, as he pushed the blanket off of you, and you adjusted yourself so you'd be more comfortable on top of him, straddling him and resting your head on his chest. But something poked you.

"Is that boner city down there?" You muttered and he started cracking up.

"Boner what?"

"Boner city. Ya know, a place just for boners. A dick filled metropolis. An easy to live place for a hard on. Boner City." You stared at him.

"Well when you put it that way, it just so happens that boner city is down that way."

"Oh I hear that's a fun place to be." You smirked a bit, before pecking him on the lips, and pressing yourself against him. He quickly responded, by pushing you over so you'd be laying next to him, and covering your face with the pillow.

"No you're too pure, I'd rather have you die before you sin." He whined.

"Then I hope you like necrophilia," you muttered.

"What?"

"What."

"What."

"Is this a Macklemore song."

"Are you a meme?" He rolled over to face you.

"You bet your sweet ass I am, Mister Sexbang."

"Can you be a sleeping meme?"

"THE MEME DON'T STOP TILL IT GETS THE COCK." You blurted out loudly, before screeching into your pillow in shame.

"Oh really? Then maybe I'll give it babe." He winked at you and you barely caught it, blushing at the words.

"Maybe you should."

"Maybe I will."

"Maybe I'm about to."

"Maybe I'll like it."

He sat up and crawled over you, his face just inches for yours.

"Maybe you will." He whispered huskily, before kissing you, his hands running down your sides to the bottom of your shirt, pulling it up. Your stomach felt the warmth of his hovering hands before he ran them up your stomach to your chest. A small whimper escaped your lips, and he quickly froze.

"If at any point you want to stop, tell me, okay? I don't want you to feel uncomfortable." He started at you, waiting for you to speak and you simply nodded in understanding. "Okay good. Is it okay if I'm a bit rough sometimes?" You nodded again, and he nodded in return, tugging your shirt up more to try and expose your chest, frowning at the cloth keeping him from you. It was a plain while sports bra, completely cloth not even with a hook, more like a bra style under shirt, but keeping him from you all the same. He lifted it up, to expose your chest to you, the cool air making your buds perk up. He lowered his hands to your chest gently squeezing them, a small mouse like sound escaping your lips. He grinned and squeezed them a bit more roughly, playing with the mounds on your chest as if they were clay. The mouse like noise became louder and a bit more high pitched, as you squirmed a bit, pressing your legs together. Noticing this, he gently parted your legs with his knee, pressing gently against you. He lowered his mouth onto one of your breasts, swirling his tongue around your bud; causing your breath to hitch and you gently grinded against his knee.

"Oh, you're just a bit eager." He teased, bringing his knee closer as he latched onto your breast, gently nipping and sucking on you. You moaned softly, grinding down again, whimpering at the lack of relief it was giving you. He smirked, giving his attention to your other breast. You shuddered as the air breezed over your now wet nipple. You grinded down once more, and he pulled his knee away, still keeping your legs open, but not close enough to you to let you attempt to ease yourself. On your next desperate grind, you whimpered at the missing knee. Hearing your whimper, he trailed a hand down into your pants, gently letting a lone finger stroke your clit. You gasped at the feeling, desperately trying to close your legs to keep his hand there. He then removed his mouth from your breast, moving up to kiss you gently. He trailed the kisses down your body, and with each small press of his lips against your skin, you shuddered, and grinded yourself against the lone finger. When he passed your navel, you began to squirm more, trying to understand why he would get so low, before he removed his hand from your panties. You whined, as he just remained there, between your legs, staring at you. The way your chest rose and fell. The way you squirmed in place. The gentle features of your face, and the sharp stare in your eyes practically screaming for more. He ached to have you, as he began to pull off your pajama pants. He tossed them to the side, staring at your panties. Even in the gentle moonlight through his window he could clearly see that there were unicorns and flowers on them.

"You know why girls wear panties with flowers on them?" He asked as he gently pulled them off of you.

"N-no I don't. Why?" You watched him tug off the last piece of clothing you had.

"In loving memory of all the faces buried there." He replied, as he spread you, licking you gently. You practically died in that moment of laughter and enjoyment. He slowly ran his tongue around your clit, before beginning to ease a single finger into you. The combined feelings made your stomach flip and you only wanted more. He pumped the finger gently before adding a second, curling it upward inside of you, eliciting a deliciously audible moan.

"Fuck that's hot." He breathed against your womanhood, and you shuddered. He licked you again as he pumped you a bit rougher, your back arching as you grinded against his fingers. You were desperate to release the pressure, and he knew it, slowly removing the fingers. You whined and pouted a bit.

"Oh c'mon don't pout. It's just about to get good." He said as he slid his pants off. You watched him intensely, as he took off his shirt leaving him in just his boxers. He stopped there, and you stared, sitting up a bit.

"Something wrong? He teased, knowing damn well what was wrong. You didn't like this, you wanted more and he wasn't giving it. "If something wrong, make it right."

"I think the only thing wrong here is that poor Admiral Excalibur is being left out of all the fun." You cooed, as you tugged off his boxers, and as if knowing you spoke about him he sprung up in front of you.

"I think the Admiral feels the same way." Danny grinned, and you moved forward, gently touching the proud length in front of you. It twitched a bit, and the pressure in your stomach became so much worse. You wanted him, and that's all you knew as you gingerly took his member in hand, and pumped lightly. He bit his lip and you stared at him for guidance as you moved your hand, but he didn't provide any. So you simply continued what you were doing, gaining confidence from your lack of complaints before swirling your tongue on his tip. He sharply inhaled and you smirked at his reaction. You slowly lowered your mouth onto him, continuing to pump what you hadn't reached yet. You tongued at the underside, focusing on a vein and he lightly moaned, stroking your hair. You then began to ease more of him into your mouth, trying harder and harder to deep throat, still pumping what you couldn't reach. He moaned a bit louder, and gently pushed you further down, and you lightly moaned on his shaft.

"Oh fuck, (_) you're so fucking good." He held your hair lightly balled up in his hands. You tried not to get distracted and choke as you got him all the way in your mouth, deepthroating him while maintaining eye contact. He stared at you, eyes lidded as he groaned. "You can stop cause I'm about to-" he couldn't get the words out soon enough as he came, and quickly pulled out of your mouth to make sure you were okay, but you had already swallowed and were grinning.

"Oh you are just so smug." He laughed and you giggled as he pushed you onto your back, spreading your legs. "You ready for this."

You nodded.

"Are you sure?"

You nodded again.

"Are you positive?"

You nodded once more.

"You're absolutely sure?"

"I swear to god if you do not stick your dick in me I'm going to go wake up Barry." You retorted and he laughed as he positioned himself by your entrance.

"So, you're absolutely sure?"

"OH my fucking god, I'm leaving." You pretended to move away, but he held your hips in place.

"You're not leaving. You're coming." And he eased himself into you slowly.

About half way in, you couldn't take it as you wrapped your legs around him, pulling him closer and having him quickly go deeper into you. You moaned loudly as something hit you. You just lost your virginity to Danny. And it was the best feeling ever. He grinned at your eagerness, and began gently thrusting into you. You moaned loudly as his pace quickened and he grew rougher. His thrusts hitting the perfect spot, you cried out his name.

"Danny! Oh god Danny, you're so good! Fuck!"

He wasn't doing much better, trying his hardest not to just finish right there.

"(_), fuck. You're so tight." He moaned as you slowly began screaming his name. Only the feeling of him thrusting into you was in your mind as he lowered himself to kiss your neck, you ran your fingers through his hair. His thrusts became sharp and upward, bringing you closer and closer. You were at your limit and you stared at him, and screamed his name, the sounds echoing through out the room and through the entire home. One more sharp thrust and you screamed it as loud as possible, your womanhood tightening around him as your released, squirting a bit in the process. He pulled out, coming on your stomach and you both laid there panting.

"My fucking god you were so good," He rested his head on your chest, and you pet his hair gently. After a moment past you sighed and smiled sleepily at him.

"That was the best thing I've ever felt in my life." You whispered, and he grinned at you.

"Same for me."

The two of you shut your eyes, and drifted off to sleep, holding each other.