100 dumb ways to die

by MistonDawn

Hello! So this is basically what the title says :b. Dumb ways to die! Let's see, hugging porcupines, eating chocolate, dissing the warriors code in front of Hollyleaf, flying off the Sky Oak? Yep. Dumb. Open to all suggestions, (need as many dumb ways to die as you guys can find) :D

3. Chapter 3

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Berrynose was wandering aimlessly around the Thunderclan territory.

The cream furred tom wanted to find the perfect gift to give his best friend, Honeyfern, when he would ask her to be mates.

So far, he had not succeeded. Berrynose had looked under every rock, in every tree, and still hadn't found his perfect gift.

Then, he saw it. A smooth, barkless branch with no side branches off of it. Its perfect! He thought happily looking at the branch. It even had strange markings of it the looked like claws marks in it.

There was only one, tinsy, winsy, little problem. Okay, never mind. It was a HUGE problem in the shape of a gray lump of fur.

There was a gray tabby tom walking up towards the stick, muttering something that Berrynose couldn't make out under his breath.

The blind Thunderclan medicine cat crouched behind the stick blocking the cream warriors view of the prefect gift.

"Hey! Jayfeather! Back away from that stick!" Berrynose yowled jumping out of his bush and landing lightly on the other side of the fern. Jayfeather spun around and hissed and the cream cat.

"You cat make me. I've had this since I was a apprentice!" The gray tom said his blue eyes flashing and his tail lashing to and fro.

"Well," Berrynose began trying to find something that could bet Jayfeathers statement." Well I've had it since before I was born."

"Is that even technically possible?"

Berrynose sat there for a minute. "Maybe." He concluded stubbornly.

Jayfeather snickered. "Which means nooo."

The gray tabby medicine cat then proceeded to stick the stick underneath Berrynose and drag him to the lake.

Next thing Berrynose remembered was him hitting the cold water. Jayfeather, while sitting on the shore, intently made another marking in the stick. Once he heard the failing stop, he stuck the stick under the root.

Sunmist: Jayfeather!

Jayfeather: yesssss?

Softballstorm: you get a special services award!*throws a medal at him*

Jayfeather: remember to suggest, read, review, follow, favorite, and all that stuff XD

See you all later. Thanks of the suggestion hayjay5304!

-Sunmist