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THIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer- Obviously, I don't own this damn thingy! If I said I did, I would be sued for taking credit of a book and show that are not mine!!!! These are owned by whoever the author was of the stuff are. Wow! That was hard to process.

A dAy In ScHoOl! ChRiS' gUiDe CaLlEd TrYiNg To StAy AlIvE!!!!

There were many things that could set a witch off. By that, it means piss off. They could be screwed over by the high and almighty Elders or have their dinner ruined by a demon. For Chris, the one thing that set him off was his life….and how it turned out in the end.

You see, from a young age, Chris could remember mostly everything. He remembered his first word. He remembered the first time his mother called him peanut. He even remembered hi wickening. So of course he remembered the first time he got pissed off. Which was at a bully. That resulted in the hospitalization of said child. That, of course was the first time he got screwed over.

First, his father- Who he refused to call dad back then- missed his fifth birthday, starting the long string of negligence. Then he remembered when his mother died, setting off his brother's 'I'm-gonna-rule-the-world-because-I'm-all-powerful' attitude. After that, Chris went to the past after the last attempts of the Resistance- Which he was the founder of- failed in trying to capture Wyatt. Soon after that, he got caught into a long string of lies with his family.

First he's a whitelighter who can't heal.

Then he's a witchlighter with a dead fiancé.

Finally he's the unborn son of Piper Halliwell.

Yup, string of lies with this family. Next, he died from that asshole Gideon's blessed knife. He was so sure he would get a break, but did he?

NO!!!!

Instead, he was summoned by the Archangels to be rewarded eternal life for saving the damn future. Did he want it? No. Did he get a say in it? Nooo. So they gave him eternal life and decided to send him back in time so he could get used to hiding about the realms as an immortal. They just had to send him back to the 12th century. Oh yea! No electricity and indoor plumbing for a couple hundred years! The only good thing was that it gave him new spells and insight for magic from back then.

After sending him back, a couple hundred years later, they give him Salem! As his familiar!!!! So, not only did he have to life and wait till the 21st century for anything interesting, he lived with a maniac!!!! Who was turned into a cat!!!! When they finally reached the 21st century, Chris decided it would be a good idea for them to settle down in a town or something. So they went to Forks, Washington. And they moved into werewolves' territory. Oh yea, his life sucked now.

At this very moment, Chris was battling his conscious –who sounded a lot like Salem- to go into the one place he didn't like at all.

High school.

Of course, Chris being as old as he was, he didn't have to go to school, but him being as he looked, he had no choice. Yes, those two idiots in the sky had made him eternally sixteen. They had said something about his fate or something. They were idiots. This of course was why he was looking at the other thing that life had screwed him over in. The high school.

The somewhat sixteen year old witch was looking at the bane of his existence in disgust. Why did he have to go there again? Oh yea, the stupid human laws. Blah.

Oh, quit being a coward! That was Salem in his head. Get the day over with. Hurry so you can get over here and feed me!

Chris just sighed as he looked down at his schedule, shifting his backpack on his shoulder. Great, first he had Geometry. He could just feel the tension building up in him as he walked through the school, to get to his first class. God, he hoped a meteor would hit him now. Or the school.

Damnit, He thought as he entered the classroom, I have first period with a vampire and a werewolf.

Me gat! A short chappy!!! Well on Christmas, how would yall like a little lemon for a present???? Huh? Say what? Ya do? Yay!!!! Please review before I die because of starvation!