How are you doing?

Fine

Like actually okay fine or you're just saying fine so we won't worry about you?

Fine because I'm always fine

Well, I don't believe that.

What do you want me to say?
This place sucks
The food is crap
The people are either territorial jerks or wimps who get upset over a little broken nose

You should probably stop beating people up.

I know. It's a problem.

Is it mostly self-defense or do you start it?

Both. Sometimes people are dumb enough to get in my way and sometimes they're dumb enough to think they can beat me.

Wow, sounds like a lot of dumb.

Yeah. It's rough. I miss being with smart people

Like us?

Please don't stop talking again because I said something vaguely emotional.

Fine.
Yes.
Like you.