Disclaimer: if I owned Total Drama Courtney would have got tons more screen time! And maybe Zeke too.
It's the new drinking game!
• every time Duncan calls Trent Elvis, Guitar Hero, Music Man, mr I'm obsessed with the number nine! etc. take a drink.
• every time Trent rolls his eyes take a drink.
• every time anyone says nine take a drink.
• every time Duncan is called Punk, Three days grace reject, Mr Mohawk etc. take a drink.
• every time there is an authors note take a drink.
• every time someone says YAOI! Take a drink.
Trent looked at the list. Number three: whack someone on the head with a ham.
Trent walked briskly over to the meat produce section and picked the biggest ham he could find. He then spotted a raven haired girl looking at the bacon.
He crept up to the teen, who had not yet noticed him. He whacked her in the head with the ham.
"OW!" She screeched. "Trent? Off Total Drama? What are you doing in Chris-Mart? No, better question, WHY DID YOU HIT ME ON THE HEAD WITH A FREAKING HAM?!" Trent took a step back.
The girl raised her left hand.
"MINDCRUSH!" She announced. Trent fell back wards. The teen looked to her hand. " huh, that actually worked." She then went to go do who knows what, leaving Trent unconscious on the floor.
Duncan walked through the shop looking for an old geezer to bother. He soon found one, the punk walked up to the man and yelled.
"GRAMPS! Your alive! It's a miracle!" The OAP turned to look at him.
"Yugi? Is that you?" He asked Duncan. "Your in charge of the game shop. I have to go check the arbituries to see if I've died yet.." Then the strange man walked off. Duncan just stood there.
"That. Was. Weird..." He murmured. "Anyhoo! I've got to go find Trent!" Then Duncan skipped off to find Elvis (which was preeetty scary to shoppers, I mean, if I saw someone famous skipping I would freak!)