A/N: Yayy! this is definetly one of my most successful stories so far. My first story took 8 chapters to get five reviews! now I have two chapters and 5! Yayy!
Idea: FACEBOOK
Credit: Vampirewithasecret
Thx!

"BRAMBLECLAW!" Firestar screamed from his den at the now lonely camp.

"What?"

"I want a computer!"

"Huh? Whats a computer?"

"Its this thing I saw on a commercial once. I want one!"

"How do you expect to..." Brambleclaw stared at firestar in horror. "NO! I am NOT sneaking into a twoleg house again!"

"Oh c'mooooon!" firestar whined. "Pweeeeeeeeez?" He gave Brambleclaw his best bambi eyes, and even though they werent as cute as squirellflights, they were still adorable. And they worked.

****interruption, bringing everyone into real life****

"JOYYY! GET OFF THE COMPUTER!"

"NO!"

*****interruption over*****

12 hours later, they were sitting inside Princess's twoleg's house.

"'Kay, wheres the computer?" firestar asked.

"Over here..." Princess left the room and came back dragging a big flat thing.

"OK, Brambleclaw, im gonna need you to carry that!"

"Why on earth would i do that?"

"Cuz you're an amazing deputy."

"*sigh* fine."

***eight hours later (they got lost)****

"Ooooooooo whats this?" firestar said at 5 a.m., clicking on a thing that read 'facebook'. *30 secz later* "Yay! done signing up!" He later became friends with taylor lautner, Melissa Joan Hart, Kristen Stewart, and AmazingPhil. (If u dont know who he is, FIND OUT! HE IS AMAZING!)

a little chat bubble popped up.

"hey" from taylor lautner.

"hiii"

"U wanna come to the premier of eclipse with me? i could get u a backstage pass"

"who do u think u are? edward cullen? why would i go with u? i dnt even kno u!"

"noo i think im taylor lautner..."

"wut ev. i hate twilight."

-chat bubble closed-

*edward randomly walks in* WHY DO U HATE TWILIGHT?"

"OMG noooo! dont eat me!"

*taylor lautner walks in* *eats edward*

"MY HERO!" firestar yells, jumping on taylor.

then the world ends, because cats arent supposed to have facebooks. then it comes back to life in a chapter.

A/N: did u like? :D i feel like a hipocrit though :( i made my two cats facebooks :P anyways i dont own taylor lautner or anyone else I mentioned.