Chapter 3- He what? Matt

"Four? He ate four no problem?" I asked of Kane. He returned after leaving the guys for the week's time at the castle, I was stunned to what he told me.

He was rather surprised himself. "I watched him with my own two eyes, four no problem and they didn't even bother him. Kitana gave us a great tidbit to use to make it less painful to eat them if we decide to go into business…" Kane trailed off, he's been really thinking this over.

"What did she do for them?" I asked.

"Honey. Drink twenty pounds of the stuff and you won't get a stomachache, she also bathed the swine in it and made them drink their weight. If there's one thing these realms have besides swine it's honey and lots of it" he explained.

"But four… really? Where is Jeff?" I asked.

Kane waved me down the hall to the locker room, Vince kept one open just in case. Inside his sons were sound asleep as their stomachs kept moving about. Jeff… was just as full as they were yet slept soundly and with no movement in his belly! "Jeff never liked honey before…"

"We kinda made him drink it" he smirked. "Bet you he's glad he did! Or else it would have been you all over again!" Kane smirked as Jeff's stomach gave a slight rumble. I wish I knew that secret before I was kidnapped from the last time.

"How come your sons' stomachs are still moving?"

"They opted not to eat the lethargic ones" Kane replied. "I begin to wonder if they get that side from their mother…" he joked.

Taker was next to walk in, he paused at the sight and looked about the room, when he saw Jeff, his eyes nearly bugged out of his head! We walked out as Kane told him the same story, stunning the Deadman. "Damn, I hate honey" he muttered.

"Why are you so concerned about that? You're not going anywhere!" I asked.

"Tell that to Vince!" he growled lowly. "He wants us to go into business"

"What? We're not going unless we want to!" Kane announced defiantly. "Besides, I am the only one who can teleport besides my kids!"

"Kane… I need to speak with you!" came Vince's voice from down the hall. Kane excused himself and went to speak with Vince.

I turned to the Undertaker. "You think we'll be expanding our work portfolio?" I asked.

"At the moment, I'm just hoping I win the title at Mania so I don't have to worry!" he said honestly to me. "But things can change at the last moment…"

Taker and I soon weren't alone. Edge, who I still haven't really forgiven from the previous thing he did, came up to us. "Is Jeff back?" he asked.

"Why do you want to know?" Questioned the Deadman.

"I just heard he ate like six of those monster things! I wanted to see how full he looked and watch his gut squirm!" there was a smirk on his face.

Taker and I were not impressed. However Taker went into his pocket and pulled out one of the dragon pearls. "You see this? This will make you a dragon, if you eat it…" he explained as he put it in Edge's hands.

Edge was rather stunned. "Really? A dragon? No kidding right?" he asked.

"Do I look like a kidder?" Taker asked.

I was rather stunned to see Edge put the pearl into his mouth and swallowed it! He walked away smiling for the time being… but… why? "Is there a reason why you did that? Why is Edge smiling?" I asked.

The smile on Taker's face gave way a devious plan. "When I am champion… who is going to take my place if we are sent to realms to do some clean up? Edge hasn't shut up about you and Jeff being Dragons, he wants to be one too! You know the ol' saying. Careful for what you wish for." he explained.

The smile grew contagious. "I love it when you think evilly!"

"We keep that between us for now, right Hardy Boy?"

"Damn right, it's good to be a dragon... you get in on the hidden conversations!"

"Just wait when Edge earns his bumps as one of us…"

"We have to earn being let into private conversations?" I asked.

Taker nodded. "You already earned it six times over at least. You got heart and my respect" Damn… I never realize Taker respected me like that, I think being a dragon just got better!