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Italic: German
Bold: French

Foi returned to the camp when she was dressed and almost fully dry. The men were gathered around the fire eating something that Utivitch was ladling out of the pot. Seeing Foi, he grabbed a bowl and put the mysterious substance in it. He waited for her to sit down before he handed her the bowl and a spoon.
"Thanks." Foi poked the lumpy contents. "What is this stuff?" she asked.
"What's the matter, darling? Not good enough for you?" Donny teased. "We have some hors d'œuvres if you prefer." He pronounced it "horse devours". Foi stuck her tongue out at him.
"One, it's pronounced 'hors d'œuvres'. AU-derves. And two, I just wanted to know what I was eating." The men around Donny snickered.
"It's a buck that Aldo shot." Wilhelm said. "Be careful though, Aldo isn't known for clean shots, but I think Kagan got all of the shells out." Smiling at him, Foi scooped up some of the meat and tasted it. It was tangy and hot, very different from the food her fiancé used to give her, but she hadn't eaten since the day before so she just about devoured the food. She suddenly heard someone coughing. Turning to her left, she saw Ulmer pounding Sakowitz's back. Spitting into his hand, Sakowitz threw a cylindrical object at Wicki and Kagan.
" 'All of the shells out', my ass," he managed to gasp out once he caught his breath. The men and woman howled with laughter.

She was sleepy. Her stomach was full and the fire had warmed her chilled flesh. She found it difficult to keep her eyes open. She yawned and rubbed her eyes. Foi looked around and saw five tents. If I was the lieutenant, which one would be mine, she asked herself.
"Foi!" she heard Ulmer call. Her head shot up, unaware that he had walked up to her.
"Yeah?"
"Aldo says you're bunking with Hugo. I guess that's not surprising, since he's your lover and all." His eyes widened and he quickly walked away. So that's why he's making Hugo do everything with me, Foi thought. She hadn't noticed it before but now she realized why Kagan paled and looked at Hugo after Lt. Raine introduced her to the group. Come to think about it, almost all the men, excluding Raine, Hugo, and Utivitch had been casting guilty looks at her and Hugo all evening. A smile curled around her lips. This is going to be interesting.

Foi sauntered up to Hugo, exaggerating the sway of her hips as she walked. He was sitting on a stump at the edge of the clearing, sharpening his SS Dagger. From her peripheral vision she could see some of the men squirm around uncomfortably. Their uneasiness made her lips quirk at the corner.
"Hey Hugo," she said sweetly. He looked up and raised an eyebrow, making him look even more handsome. Focus! Foi's mind screamed at her.
"Ulmer says that Aldo wants me to bunk with you tonight." He blinked. "So I was wondering where your tent was." She almost laughed at her last sentence. Hugo stared at her for a few moments and put his knife and the belt sander in the holster and pouch on his side. He then stood up and proceeded to walk through the trees behind the stump he previously occupied. Foi followed him into the darkness, ignoring the catcalls and whistles of the others.

"Comfy," Foi said as she walked inside the large tent. She thought it just looked like a waterproof blanket draped over a tree branch, but when she looked inside, she was pleasantly surprised. There was enough room for Foi to stand up and the forest floor was covered by a blanket of the same material of the tent. A pile of blankets and pillows lay in the middle of the floor.
"Take your boots off." Hugo said behind Foi. She did so and threw hers outside. She laid her head down on a pillow and let out a loud "Oomf!" when the heavy blanket Hugo threw at Foi landed on her stomach. He went out and smoked another cigarette before he entered the tent again. Laying down, he turned to Foi.
"You know Kagan and Sakowitz are outside by the trees?" he said.
"Why?"
"I guess they think we're lovers happy to be reunited."
"Do they know you know they're out there?"
"Not a clue."
Foi laughed and let out a loud moan that would mislead anyone outside the tent. She turned to Hugo and smiled.
"I have an idea."

Kagan smirked at Sakowitz as they listened to the scandalous sounds Foi was making. The breeze cooled their skin as they stood grinning in the shadows.
"Damn, I didn't know she'd be this loud." Kagan whispered to his friend.
"Maybe she's faking it?"
"No man. I've been around. Trust me, this is the real deal."
"Do you think Hugo minds that she's so loud?"
"Maybe you should ask him," a voice with a heavy German accent said behind them. Kagan and Sakowitz turned slowly and found Hugo and Wiki looking down at them.
"Foi! We got them!" Wiki called. Foi ran out of the tent and stopped in front of the men.
"Well, well, well. Awww, poor dears, they got all hot and bothered. I think we need to cool them off." She, Hugo, and Wiki grinned at each other.
SPLASH! Sakowitz and Kagan sputtered as Foi, Hugo and Wiki stood on the bank laughing.
"That'll teach them to mind their business," said Foi. She stifled a yawn. "Welp, I'm going to hit the hay. G'night." She went back to the tent and was followed shortly after by Hugo.

He watched her lashes as they fluttered in her sleep. He noted how she curled up in a ball and whimpered, holding the pillow tightly between her arms, as if she were protecting it from some unseen enemy. Hugo almost wanted to touch her raven hair that was so black it was almost blue. He knew she was dangerous, directly or indirectly, but there was something about her. Maybe it was by how she was so caring at Alsace, or how she easily fit in with the others, winning them over by just her smile. Her smile. Hugo had never seen a smile like hers. It was as if she smiled away the pain in others' lives, accepting how it had almost become a part of them and yet wishing she could take it away. He liked how she smiled as if she knew people's flaws and accepted them for it He was startled when she muttered his name. Smiling to the woman he could not yet trust, Hugo covered her with her blanket. Then he put his arms under his head since Foi was cradling his in her arms and fell into the first dreamless sleep he'd had for days.