FFX Interviews: Rikku
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not even Auron. Shocking isn't it?
Mirage: 'Sup and we're back with another shocking episode FFX Interviews. And this time, we will be interviewing Rikku!
Rikku: Hiya! Rikku here! And I do not like Tidus. If you ask me, I think he's a bastard after all he's done! Flirting with Lulu and Yuna. What about me?!
Mirage: But we didn't-
Rikku: And did you see the way he hit me back at the Moonflow? That big meanie! I wanna give him a piece of my mind!
Mirage: R-Rikku?
Rikku: And he—
Mirage: Rikku!
Rikku: Sorry. Oh yeah, I saw last episode. It was so horrible about what happened to Wakka.
Mirage: I know! Him getting pecked at the one bird!
Rikku: I mean him saying I love you to Lulu! That tubby!
Mirage: THAT WAS ON AIR?!
Rikku: Yep!
Mirage: Darn. So know you know who the camera dude is huh?
Rikku: (Nods) so, that's why Auron had so many spheres under his bed.
Mirage: Where?
Rikku: Ah, never mind! Now on with the questions shall we?
Mirage: Ookkay… alright then. On with the questions: 'goodwitch08' asks you, 'do you have a secret crush on Auron?'
Rikku: Ew! I hate that old bastard! He's all old and ewww! He's a big meanie! Eeekkkk!!!
Mirage: Jeez. All you had to say was no.
Rikku: Why does everyone think I like him anyways?
Mirage: Because of this clip I posted on the internet! (not literally)
Clip begin…
Auron: Mirage, you said to hide in the bushes for what reason?
Mirage: Just shut up and wait for something to happen.
And they did…
A few hours later…
Auron: I'm getting my sake after this, right?
Mirage: Yeah. Oh, look! What's Rikku doing in your hut?
Auron: Rikku?! Where?!
Instead of Rikku, he sees Lulu. He, yet again, zooms in on her chest. Mirage smacks him, yet again.
Mirage: Stay on Rikku, you fag!
Auron: Ok, ok. (zooms out on Lulu and zooms in into Rikku's chest)
Mirage: I give up! Just keep recording.
Mirage: Sigh…here we see Rikku going through Auron's things. It seems she looking for something…
Rikku: That old bastard. Taking my weapons like that. What have I done to him?!
Auron: What the—I didn't take anything! Damn it that was Wakka! Jecht stole his sword, and I told him to use the friggin' bliztball! How's he gonna use her weapon anyways?
Mirage: Shhh! Something's cool's about to happen!
Rikku: Auron has a diary?
Mirage: (looks at Auron) You? With a diary? What's Spira comin' to?
Auron: I don't not have a diary! It's called a journal!
Mirage: Right. Anyhow, keep recording.
Rikku: Alright…let's see…Dear Diary…
Mirage: Diary, right. I'll keep that in mind.
Auron: Shut up! I hope you die!
He smacks Mirage upside her head, really hard. Mirage gives him a really dark look.
Rikku: 'Tomorrow, I'm gonna be Yuna's guardian! I'm a bit nervous, so I'm gonna bring my lucky jug of sake with me!' Wow, ok…then…
Auron: …
Although he didn't say anything, you could hear him say "Rikku.Must.Die.I.Must.Stay.Calm."
Mirage: We should interview you soon.
Auron: I hate you.
Those three simple words actually mean "I hope you die a horrible death, Mirage."
Rikku: 'Lulu boobs are getting bigger each day. I should kill Wakka and steal her from him. Also, today, I met an Al Bhed, whose name is Rikku. She cute and all, but how much coffee did she have this morning?' That's so mean! FYI, I had 3 licorices this morning. And to think! I used to like the damn bastard! Ugh!
End clip
Rikku: Ok, I USED to like him! I don't like him now!
Mirage: Right. Um…yeah. The clip is from yesterday evening.
Rikku: What?!
Clip begins…
Rikku's walking home from 'digging' (FFX-2). Little does she know that Auron's hiding in the bushes, close behind her. And like almost always, Mirage's with him to make sure that he follows Rikku and not Lulu.
Rikku: Stupid Brother. It's always nya-nya-nya-nya! It's not my fault that Gippal stole the goddamn- (and the rest is followed by mutters and murmurs)
Rikku: Ok, enough about that shocking bastard. Why am I the last one to know about Yunie's and Tidus' little snuggle. Am I the last one who to know about that?!
Mirage: Hey! I didn't know that! Well, I didn't know until a few month's ago…but…
Auron: Shut up! Something cool's about to happen!
Mirage: Whatever…
Rikku: And who does that Tidus think he is?! Taking my Al Bhed Potion like that. I'll get revenge!!! Ok then, aside from those sucky events, I'm gonna interviewed! Yayyy! Lulu looks really pissed today. She even considered going out with Seymour! Serves him right. I can't believe Auron likes Lulu. It's just sad and funny. I need to get a diary. Like the one that Auron has! I should've stolen it when I had the chance. Yeah…I will! I wonder if he's gonna write down anymore.
Mirage: And the most creepy part about all this is the fact that she's talking to herself.
Auron: Quiet!
Rikku: I've been talking to myself for way too long. I definitely need a diary. I wonder if he talks to himself when he didn't have a diary…
Auron: Mental note to self: Kill Rikku
Mirage: Shh! She's about to say interesting!
Auron: Other mental note to self: Kill Mirage first and make sure it's more horrible and bloodier than Rikku.
Rikku: Well, until then, I'll just keep talking. Auron is so sexy! I wonder how it's like to be him…
Auron: Finally, someone who appreciates me!
Mirage: Shhh!
Rikku: One day, I'll kill Lulu and make sure that he loves me! Kill…
Mirage: Yep…and this is indeed a message to Lulu and Lulu fans everywhere.
Auron: Quiet! I wanna hear if she'll say anything else…
Mirage: Why didn't I hire Kimarhi?
Rikku: Sigh…I love him. Only if he started looking at me and not Lulu…
Auron: I'm gonna plan something. Hehe…
Mirage: Good luck on that.
End clip…
Mirage: Unfortunately, the stupid pyrflies ran out of energy so I couldn't record anything else.
Rikku: I stand corrected. (looks down at her feet)
Mirage: I suggest that you get a diary soon. And that you should lock your bedroom door.
Rikku: Yeah…lock…
Mirage: Ok, enough of that. Next question: Are you a nudist? If not, why are you always half naked?
Rikku: What?! What kinda questions is that?
Mirage: Is that a yes or a no?
Rikku: No!
Mirage: I'll take that as a yes.
Rikku: Ok, fine, I am! Happy?!
Mirage: Never mind that. Why are you a nudist?
Rikku: Well…
Begin Clip…
Rikku: I love Auron so much, I'm gonna be a nudist! So that he'll stop looking at Lulu.
End Clip…
Mirage: Sounds pretty obvious now.
Rikku: Yep! I wonder if it worked.
Mirage: Trust me. It worked.
Rikku: How wonderful! Next question!
Mirage: Her final question: Do you like cheese?
Rikku: Do I like what?
Mirage: Cheese.
Rikku: Um…ok…Cheese…I guess so.
Mirage: What kind?
Rikku: Swiss cheese!
Mirage: Whoa…ok. Me too!
Rikku: Cheddar tastes weird.
Mirage: I see what you mean…
Random fan: Just get on with the questions!
Mirage: Fine you bastard! Gosh. 'Dbrloveless' asks you, "If you do like Auron, and you do apparently, what makes him so appealing?
Rikku: He's sexy. You should know that by now. And he's the strong silent type. And everyone loves a strong, silent, sexy man.
Mirage: Is that the same for women?
Rikku: I don't know. I hear that some men favors for a mature, caring woman.
Mirage: Are you one of them?
Rikku: No, apparently. There's no way I'm maturing like this. Yunie's one of them for sure. So is Lulu.
Mirage: I see. What else?
Rikku: Annoying him is pretty fun.
Mirage: Clip!
Clip begins…
Auron and Rikku are sitting side by side at the dinner table with everyone else for a dinner party. Obviously, I, pissed-off Mirage, am spy-I mean watching this interesting event…from the back window.
Mirage: I'm gonna get back at him. Stealing my private films like that. Watch out, Auron. Hehe. Oh, look! There's Auron and Rikku; I could use this as blackmail.
Lulu: Sir Auron, what are you doing?
Auron: Nothing. (looks away from her you-know-what/where)
Tidus: Everyone, I have good news! But you have to wait until a couple people comes over.
Rikku: Who? Everyone's here!
Kimahri: Kimahri don't like this.
Yuna: Don't worry! I'm sure it won't be someone who's a bastard.
: Sorry, I'm late Lady Yuna.
Wakka: Is that…Maester Seymour?
Auron: You can't be serious.
Rikku: Aaaawwwww! Yunie!
Yuna: Hey, I didn't invite him!
Lulu: Oh God, him?
Kimahri: Kimarhi should have known. Kimarhi better leave now.
Mirage: Seymour?! I better not let him see me…or else…
Tidus: Yep, it's him!
Rikku: Why the hell did you invite him?!
Auron: Yuna, get the door.
Lulu: Why?
Auron: So that I could kick him out again.
Yuna: Yessir!
Yuna opens the door to see none other than Seymour! He was dressed in his usual clothes. He greets Yuna with a super cheesy smile.
Seymour: Hello, Lady Yuna. It's an honor to meet you again.
Yuna: Hello Lord Seymour. I heard that you proposed to another Guado and then got rejected, no?
Seymour: Excuse me? Who's been spreading such rumors?
The dinner table grew silent. Kimarhi's already given up ditching the party and Auron had to bite his lip to keep himself from laughing.
Mirage: Muahaha. That's what you get for stealing the spheres of Yuna and Tidus making out. I could've used them for Tidus' interview. This is total blackmail for Seymour. Shame.
Seymour: Fine. I hope you all burn in the Farplane.
Tidus: Hey Seymour. Please sit between Auron and Rikku.
Auron and Rikku: What?!
Lulu: Thank God. Now he can stop looking at me.
Seymour: Certainly, son of Jecht.
And he did.
Mirage: This is so cool! Great for blackmail!
And it was.
Seymour: Sir Auron, why are you looking at me like that?
Auron: Shut up and move so that I could look at Rikku.
Tidus: So who did you invite Yuna?
Yuna: I invited—well I think you and your father should get along more so—Tidus?
Wakka: It looks like he fainted, ya? Looks pretty shocked.
???: Open up, boy! Stop fainting like a girl and open the door!
Of course, Tidus has no intentions of getting up and welcoming his old man in. He rather just laid there like dead weight. Yuna giggled and opened the door for the man who once tortured Tidus.
Jecht: 'Sup Yuna! Looking prettier each day, eh? If I were 10-20 years younger, I would cheat on my wife!
Tidus' body twitched after hearing the words 'Prettier' and 'Cheating on my wife'. Before he or anyone else realized it, or even poor Mirage, who was beginning to freeze up in the cold weather, Tidus got up and tackles Jecht to the floor. He started choking him.
Tidus: Lay your hands of my wife!
Lulu: Oh, so you two are gonna get married?
Yuna: Yes.
Seymour: Then why did you invite me?
Tidus stood up, brushed the dust off his clothes, and sat down on his chair next to Yuna's as if nothing ever happened.
Tidus: I invited you to see what your reaction is about our engagement. So then, what do you think?
Seymour: I think I should've stayed on the Farplane.
Yuna: And Sir Jecht, what do you think?
Jecht: I think I should've stayed in the Farplane, too. Even with that bastard there.
Seymour: Excuse me?
Yuna: We haven't planned the wedding, yet. So I was hoping that you all would help me.
Tidus: What?! No! My old man isn't going to the wedding and that's that!
Yuna: But--!
And they all started arguing on whether or not Jecht and Seymour should go, and they started talking about Lulu's and Wakka's marriage issues. For another couple of hours, they started to bring up random subjects such as Auron's now revealed obsession with women, Rikku's issues with nudity, as well as Auron decision to kill Mirage.
Mirage: This could be pretty useful for blackmail. Good thing I have extra spheres. Oh crap! Where'd they go?
Kimarhi have successfully snuck out of the corrupted dinner party and caught Mirage taping. He was pretty bored outside and decided to conveniently steal all the spheres. Maybe I would be better off with Auron.
Mirage: Sigh…the only spheres I have is this one and the one I taped earlier. And I was gonna give it to Auron to see how much snooping Rikku's been doing. Ah, oh well.
Auron: This is getting out of hand. I'm leaving now.
Rikku: And I'm right behind, ya!
Auron: Wha-
Rikku: Ok, let's go play Soul Calibur 3! I call Talim!
Before Auron knew what hit him, Rikku started dragging Auron upstairs.
After about 10 minutes of Rikku kicking ass, she got bored and forced Auron to play Tekken 5.
Auron: God Rikku, can I go now?
Rikku: Why? You can't handle Xiaoyu? I never said to go easy on me.
Auron: I WASN'T.
Rikku: Whatever. Hey, do you think we're being watched?
Auron grinned.
Auron: Only one way to find out.
Of course, he knew Mirage better than…anyone. And Auron knew very well where she's hiding.
Auron: Hey, Rikku. Wanna make out?
Rikku: What? Really? After all those things I wrote in your diary?
Auron: What things?
Rikku: Never mind.
Auron whispers something in her ear. Rikku gasped and was pretty darn shocked, but she agreed. Moments later they started pretending to make out. Pretend or not, it was too much for dear Mirage and she…was forced to abort her duties as sub-camera person. Can't blame her though. She's only 13.
Mirage: Damn.damn.damn.damn.damn! I'll get revenge later.
Rikku: Hey, now that she gone can we really make out?
Auron: No.
Rikku: Please?
Auron: No.
Rikku: Please?
Auron: No.
And this took quite a while, so I'll just keep taping in secret.
10 minutes later…
Auron: No, Rikku, I'm leaving you! You piss me off!
And he walks out the door.
Rikku: Did you get it?
Mirage: Yep!
Rikku: And that folks was me pissing Auron off.
Mirage: Caution: Never try this at home unless you are 100 positively supervised or you know how to dodge his sword. I don't, but I'll try it anyways. One day…
Clip ends…
Mirage: That was long. It felt like I haven't talked for a long time.
Random Guy: What are you talking about?! You wouldn't keep your mouth shut and entire time!
Mirage: Sigh, whatever. Oh yeah, that warning I gave you was serious. I would tell you what happened that day when I pissed him off really badly, but I'll just save it for Auron's interview. Ok, moving on…next question: At the thunder plains, you acted like you were possessed when you crawled on the ground towards Tidus. When did you learn to crawl like that?
Rikku: Well…
Mirage: Please, no more flashbacks and clips.
Rikku: Hah, too late!
And the flashback starts yet again…
Rikku: Ah! Help! Brother! I'm being attacked by a large water fiend!
Brother: Wait! Let me strike magic on you for stealing my PS3!
Rikku: Say what?!
Brother: Nothing!
Casts thunder on poor Rikku.
Rikku: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Brother: (with great and obvious sarcasm) Whoops.
He leaves poor thunder shocked Rikku on the Bikanel Shore.
A few moments later, Rikku sat of the shore wringing her blonde hair and cursing at Brother at the same time. Suddenly, a huge shadow casted on Rikku. Rikku looks up.
Rikku: Oh.My.Holy.Hell. (that made no sense at all) Okay, spirit of crawling. Lend me your strength. I promise to not insult the roaches anymore.
And like magic, she started crawling away REALLY quickly. Even faster than a running chocobo.
End of flashback…
Rikku: See?
Mirage: I can't handle this show. Ok, next question: What do think of Tidus?
Rikku: He's okay. He's real pervert when it comes to Yuna.
Mirage: Wha-?
Rikku: I snuck into his diary one time and it said that he made out with Yunie 64 times.
Mirage: OMG.
Rikku: I know. He's nice to me, and I'm happy with that. He was the first person who called me a friend who's not an Al Bhed. He may be a blonde but still…
Mirage: Aren't you blonde?
Rikku: Yeah, what of it?
Mirage: Never mind.
Rikku: I thought he was cute, but as soon as I found out about him making out with my cousin underwater, I crossed him off my list.
Mirage: Ooookkkkaaaayyy…too much information. Is that all?
Rikku: I guess so. Oh yeah, I also caught him trying to murder Auron.
Mirage: Whoa. Don't spoil anything. Save it for Tidus' interview.
Rikku: Sure. Next?
Mirage: This is from 'Auron's Fan.' She asks you 'How the heck did you survive in Gagazet?
Rikku: What do ya mean?
Mirage: She means, the way you were dressed, especially in FFX-2 was kinda…revealing.
Rikku: Oh. Well, in the freezing wind of Gagazet…
Mirage: Too many clips in one day.
Clip begin…
Auron: Rikku, are you okay?
Rikku: No.
Tidus: Something wrong?
Rikku: Yes.
Lulu: She's freezing in here.
Yuna: If you want, Lulu can use fire and keep you warm.
Rikku: No thank you, she needs enough mana to last through the mountains.
Lulu: She does have a point.
Tidus: I know! Rikku should borrow Auron's coat!
Auron: Hey, have you thought about my own safety?!
Kimahri: Kimarhi ask Ronso leader to lend blanket.
Rikku: Alright! You rock Kimarhi! I'm sorta relieved and disappointed at the same time.
Auron: There's no way I'm taking this off.
Lulu: Selfish pervert.
Behind the pillars of Gagazet sat freezing Mirage.
Mirage: Guess I can't use this for blackmail.
Back to where things matters…
Kimarhi gives Rikku a large fur overcoat and of course, she wore it right away.
Rikku: It's so warm in here.
Rikku was an ant compared to the size of that coat.
Auron: We should get going.
And they did.
Meanwhile…
Mirage: Curse that bastard. Now I actually have to go up the mountains. Oh lookie there! Wantz! Hey, Wantz! 'Member me?
Wantz: …no.
Mirage: I have a favor to ask. Hide this sphere in your pack and follow them ever step of the way. I have 150,000 Gil to offer. Deal or no deal?
Wantz: Deal!
Mirage: Good. And make sure they don't find out. You do, you lose it all.
Wantz: Okay! Okay! They won't!
Mirage: Good. Meet ya in Zanarkand.
And she goes off to Zanarkand. And she just had to go past the summonor party.
Auron: Mirage?
Lulu: You know her?
Auron: No.
Yuna: You're a poor liar. You even called me one, too, back in Guadosalem.
Auron: I know I am.
Tidus: Whatever, have I seen you before?
Mirage: No. What are talking about?
Tidus: I know I've seen you in Besaid.
Mirage: No. I'm not from around here you see. I'm from Macalania.
Auron: Where movie spheres were made?
Mirage: Nn? Yeah, they were! Damn that idiot! He's trying to bust me!
Mirage: Well, I'm on my way to Calm Lands—
Auron: …which was that way. (points in the opposite direction)
Mirage: No, you don't understand.
Auron: Whatever, we're leaving.
Mirage: Does it matter? I'm heading to Zanarkand.
Auron: But you said you were heading for Calm La—
Mirage: I say a lot of things, 'kay? And when I say I'm going, I'm going.
Yuna: But why would you head towards holy land?
Mirage: Look, I personally don't care if it's holy—
Wakka: Clearly not a Yevonite.
Mirage: I'm not, ok? I don't know much about Yevon, or the Al Bhed, or anything like that because I don't care.
Tidus: Aw, come on! If she says going to Zanarkand, then she'll go!
Lulu: Hey, maybe she can be some use to us.
Auron: No, we have enough people.
Mirage: No, you don't! Just to annoying you, Auron, I'm coming!
Tidus: No, it's ok. We don't need help anyways.
Mirage: No problemo! Oh yeah. Before I go, I want to tell Auron something.
Auron: What now?
Mirage: Just shut up and listen!
Yuna: W-what did she say?
Mirage: Since a few days ago, I've been telling everyone your secrets. Careful towards Yunalesca.
Rikku: What secrets?
Mirage: You'll know soon enough.
Auron: Well, that would kinda explain why the priests were acting strange in Bevelle.
Tidus: I know. They were looking at you as if you were gay or something.
Auron: Quiet, blondie.
Of course, Auron's not gay or bi. That's not even the reason why he rejected the priest's daughter.
Mirage: Well, I wish you good luck and I wish Auron keep his fading reputation, and hope that Rikku gets to breathe under that coat.
Rikku nodded quickly while trying to get air under the crushing coat.
Mirage: I guess I'll see ya whenever.
And she takes off like a rocket.
Auron: She's like another version a Rikku.
Mirage: I heard that!
Auron: Whatever, let's leave.
Yuna: Auron, Rikku's suffocating.
Rikku: Precious air…
Auron: Fine, I'll let you borrow my stupid coat. Mirage must be laughing now.
She is. Auron reluctantly took off the coat and gave it to Rikku. Kimarhi pulls off the overcoat. Rikku puts Auron's coat on.
Rikku: Thank you, Auron.
Auron: Kimarhi, I need the coat.
Kimahri gave him the coat and Auron buries himself under that thing. He handled it pretty well.
End clip.
Rikku: Wasn't there more?
Mirage: The wind blew the sphere off Wantz's pack, so I had to look for it. That's all it had. What about X-2, though? I don't have any clip for that.
Rikku: Hmm. By the time we went back there, I was kinda used to it.
Mirage: Interesting. Next question, 'Chaos911' asks 'Did you ever sleep with Tidus?'
Rikku: Nope! I'm sadly still a virgin. Yunie better be happy about this. Tidus belongs to her and only her.
Mirage: Ok then, other question: Why didn't you kick Wakka's ass when he started insulting your people like that?
Rikku: I did.
Clip begins…
Wakka: I can't believe I've been traveling with an Al Bhed! A heathen!
Rikku: What? Don't talk to me like that!
Wakka: You guys are the reason why Sin came in the first place. You guys use machina!
Rikku: You have proof?! Show me proof!
Wakka: It says in Yevon's teachings!
Rikku: Yevon says this. Yevon says that. Can't you think for yourself?!
Wakka: Then why did Sin come? Huh? Explain that!
Rikku: I-I don't know!
Wakka: Hah, you bad-mouth Yevon and that's all you can come with?
Rikku: But that doesn't mean you can do what they say without thinking! Nothing will ever change that way!
Wakka: Nothing needs to change!
Rikku: You want Sin to keep coming back? There might be a way to stop it you know!
Wakka: Yeah. If we atone our sins, then it will be gone one day!
Rikku: Why do I even bother?
Wakka: Stupid Al Bhed. Those sand-blasted grease monkeys.
Rikku: What did you say? You're so gonna get it!
She tries to jump Wakka, but he's so big she hung on his arms.
Wakka: Wha-?
And she knocks him out with a frying pan. After that, she started kicking him, repeatingly.
Tidus: Disturbing.
Lulu: Should we stop her?
Tidus: Nah.
Tidus, Lulu, Auron, and Kimarhi sat from the distance, sharing popcorn and watching Rikku beating the hell out of Wakka.
Rikku: Take that! And that! Hya!
End clip…
Mirage: OMG.
Rikku: I'm so proud of myself.
Mirage: Next: From 'IllusionSky', how do you pronounce your name in Japanese?
Rikku: I'm not positive, ya know? I think its Ryuku.
Mirage: Ooh, pretty name. Phone lines are open.
First Call
Tidus: Rikku! What the hell are you talking about?! We slept together several months ago!
Rikku: You were drunk! You were making out with the broomstick!
Tidus: La la la la la la! Can't hear ya!
Second call
Wakka: Damn you, Rikku! After you kicked me back in Macalania, I had a concussion!
Rikku: Serves you right.
Wakka: What kind of Al Bhed brings a frying pan with them anyways?!
Rikku: This one did.
Wakka: That's not funny! I called Sir Auron, Lulu!
Mirage: Serious?
Rikku: Yep.
Mirage: OMG.
Third call:
Auron: …
Rikku: …
Auron: You owe me.
Rikku: For what?!
Auron: Gagazet.
Rikku: Oh, ok.
Auron: I suggest you go home soon 'cause I'm already there.
Rikku: Stalker!
End of calls.
Mirage: And that's all the time we have for today people. Thanx for asking and voting! Next is one of my personal characters, Lulu! Send in your questions and don't hesitate to vote!
Rikku: How am I gonna go home now?
Mirage: Don't worry. Anyways, are you going? I have to coughfollowyouandfindoutwhathappensovertherebetweenyouandAuroncough.
Rikku: I guess I have to go, then. Sigh, wish me luck.
At her home…
Rikku: Auron? Get out here! Damn you. I have your diary!
Auron: Crud. (from the inside of Rikku's window) Give it back!
Rikku: What the hell are you doing up there?!
Auron: Never mind that! Where's my diary?!
Rikku: Like I'm telling!
Auron: Well, I'm not moving!
Rikku: That's it, I'm going up there.
She does. Mirage climbs on top of the roof. Don't ever, ever try this. She peeks in through the window. Here we see Rikku to the door and Auron standing near the door.
Auron: Give it back.
Rikku: Never!
She tackles Auron and started slapping him.
Rikku: Get out of here! Go away!
Auron: Never! I'm gonna get revenge after what you did!
Rikku: What did I do?!
Auron: I don't remember, but you did something!
Rikku: What?!
Auron: You invaded my privacy.
Rikku: So?
Auron: So?
Rikku: Will you leave?
Auron: No.
Rikku: Darn. Why not?
Auron: Because you invaded mine's so I'm invading yours.
Rikku: What kinda excuse is that?
Auron: A good one.
Rikku: Are you leaving?
Auron: No.
Rikku: why?
Auron: Cause, I don't want to! Stupid!
Rikku: Who're you calling a dumb blonde?
Auron: I never said that!
Rikku: Are you going?
Auron: No.
Rikku: Well, why not?
Auron: I don't need to leave.
Rikku: That's dumb of course you need to leave!
Auron: Make me.
Rikku: Ok, I will. Oh, lookie! Sake!
Auron: Wha—! Where?!
Rikku: Over there! (points to outside)
Auron: I'll be back. (leaves)
Rikku locks the door. Mirage sees Auron running out the door.
Mirage: Pathetic.
Auron sees Mirage.
Auron: You have any sake?
Mirage: …no… (looks away) Whacha doin'? Never mind.
End of story…finally!
So long…I better finish before it gets any longer. Thanx for asking and so on. Don't forget to ask something about Lulu! Until next time…