A/N: (Gasps for breath) HOLY PINEAPPLE! HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN!? ...I AM SO SORRY! Anyways, I came up with a wild idea that imports a couple of Doctor Who ideas in with a certain character in Kill la Kill.
Falling... Falling... Falling... So...much...falling...
CRASH!
Ryuko finally fell in a giant pile of clothes.
"What the? Never been in this place of the house before..." She said as she got up, "Urk!" Ryuko said as something started to sting and some liquid started to pour out of her right arm. She looked at it. Blood.
"Looks like one of the wounds re-opened..." Ryuko said as she stared at it. It hurt, yeah, but she could shrug off the pain. Besides, wounds and scraps always healed up reasonably quickly. They always did.
"Better look for a way out," Ryuko said as she got off the pile of laundry.
Little did Ryuko know... Something, some clothing absorbed her blood. And something in that giant pile of clothing had awoken.
"More..."
The Doctor was on the set of at some musical. He had just finished playing the triangle for a very, very catchy song...for the umpteenth time.
"I finally understand why people are getting sick of that song..." He said as he put away the triangle and walked away. He was about to enter the TARDIS...when the phone started to ring. He blinked as he picked up the phone.
"Hello?" He asked.
"Hello Doctor," The person on the other line said, "I'm sure you remember this voice."
"...Satsuki Kiryuin... Listen, I would like to file resignation for the school, I understand if you're disappointed, but...not interested in the job," The Doctor said.
"Hm, I knew you would say that Doctor. That's why I have some leverage over you Doctor. I understand that you care for your students, despite your odd tendencies, much like the rest of the human race. That's why I have a proposal. Give up, teach what must be taught at this school and drastic measure will not be given," Satsuki said.
"And why would I do that?"
"Otherwise, Matoi's friend will perish," Satsuki said, "I see that you care about Mankanshou. There's also Matoi herself. She must give herself up otherwise-"
"A hostage situation, hm?" The Doctor asked Satsuki, "Alright then. Tell me your demands."
"Far from my demands, Doctor. These are the Boxing Club President, Fukuroda's demands. However, if you and Matoi come to Honnouji Academy, I will lease these demands. Doctor, I am a woman of my word."
The Doctor was silent. If he went there right now, he would be stuck in a prison cell for...a long time, but if he left...
"I'll visit you, but I make no promises about Ryuko," The Doctor threatened, "However, this is a warning, if you or any of your club presidents ever threaten any of my students anymore, there will be hell to pay."
"...I see. If you are worried about Ryuko, she may be here. Her friend's life is on the line," Satuski grinned from the other line, "I hope to see you soon Doctor." Satsuki hung up.
The Doctor looked at the set and gave an annoyed noise.
"Sorry, looks like I need a replacement," The Doctor entered the TARDIS and left Broadway.
Ryuko turned around.
"Who... Who said that?"
"More... I need more."
She turned around. Everything was strangely still. Ryuko looked around, what was going on? Why... Why is this even happening? Tch, whatever! She had business to attend to! She had to take on Satsuki and find out who-
"MORE!" Ryuko turned around and sliced the pile of clothes. However, to her shock... There was something insane. A sailor uniform appeared from nowhere.
"IS THAT A SAILOR UNIFORM!" She said in shock, suddenly, she was pinned to the ground, her Scissor Sword dropped to the ground, "What the!"
"Don't go! Put me on!" The sailor uniform...said? Yeah, the sailor uniform was speaking. Still, he sounded extremely desperate. Why in the world would a sailor uniform would sound desperate was weird.
"WHAT ARE YOU!? A PERVERT!?" Ryuko said in shock as it...started to take off her clothes. …Yes, a uniform was taking off her clothes. Weird. Still, Ryuko couldn't believe it. I mean...
"Put me on! Feed me your blood! I don't wanna go back to sleep!" The uniform looked at Ryuko's chest with its single eye. Man... Ryuko felt pretty awkward at this. Then again, what logical person wouldn't.
"Why the heck is the sailor uniform talking?" Ryuko exclaimed in shock.
"Calm down! Everything will be fine once you put me on!" Holy... The sailor uniform was talking!
"WHY IS THIS UNIFORM TALKING!? IS THIS MAGIC? GHOSTS? ALIENS? FUTURE TECHNOLOGY?" Ryuko exclaimed, still weirded out. Yeah, she never was one for those silly little anime, but still! What's going on here!? Is this like that one series she watched a while back with the drills!?
"It doesn't matter! Just put me on!" The uniform forced itself onto Ryuko.
"I don't wanna!" Ryuko said, trying to kick the uniform, but the uniform overpowered her, "Since when did uniforms-"
"Stop talking! Fine I'm gonna make you wear me by force!" Ryuko's clothes flew around the room as the uniform forced itself onto her.
"Hey!" Ryuko protested.
"See! I'm a perfect fit!" The uniform exclaimed.
Ryuko screamed. Something was going on... Something so alien... Still, the uniform was now on her... She got up. Ugh... This was... Light bursted from the remnants of the Matoi household as Ryuko felt the uniform change.
The TARDIS appeared on the base of Honnouji Academy. The Doctor got out and started to walk. Right in the middle of the courtyard, there was a mob and more importantly, Mako Mankanshou was currently upside-down, in chains, and pretty much being a hostage. He overheard the Boxing Club's Captain speaking.
"Transfer student, can you hear me? One hour from now, your best friend's execution will be carried out! As shared responsibility for your crime of treason against Honnouji Academy! If you want to stop it, quit skulking and show yourself!"
"Sorry!" The Doctor said trying to get through the mob of people who were watching in shock, "Excuse me! Pardon me!"
"Hey!" A young boy with goggles on his forehead exclaimed, "Watch where you're going!"
"Sorry!" The Doctor said, "Excuse me!"
Takaharu noticed the Doctor, "Huh, it's the old man from before."
The teenager with dark-green hair and gray eyes looked over to the bowtie-clad man, "So, you must be the Doctor. It's a bit of an honor."
"Sorry about the delay, had to go sort things out," He looked over to Mako, "Don't worry Mako, you'll be fine!"
"How can I be fine?" Mako exclaimed, "Everyone can see my panties! I'm not even wearing my sexy pair today!"
"...That girl either has resolve or she's incredibly stupid..." Sanageyma, the boy with green hair simply said.
"..." The Doctor blinked, "Right." The Doctor looked at him, "Where's Satsuki Kiryuin?"
"I see you came Doctor," Satsuki said from on-high, "Do you see my perfect system? My power of Honnouji Academy? You may have saved the world multiple times, but I guarantee this. My will overwhelms even you."
"Will, hm?" The Doctor asked her, "Sorry, but you probably don't know who I am. I'm the Doctor. And I'm going to defeat you!"
"You ran like a coward before the match, what will do you have to speak of?" Satsuki asked the Doctor, "What plans? What ideas?"
The Doctor looked at her and smirked, "I never look back. I look toward the future, I will continue going on until I die. ...And I know where I'm going to die," The Doctor added quietly, "Alright! Now then! Let's get to the saving-" He twirled around, "Wait, what's going on?"
Fukuroda had shrimp in his hand and promptly dipped it in tempura batter. The Doctor rose his eyebrow as he saw him dip into oil.
"...That's how you're going to execute Mako?" The Doctor asked, "Well, considering that the one-off planet in the galaxy Dingerbutter had an execution like that... Still!" The Doctor clapped his hands as he approached Fukuroda, "You are not going to execute Mako. Not on my watch."
"That's right Dr. Doctor!" Mako exclaimed, "That oil is going to get my uniform wet and see-through!"
The Doctor looked aside, "...Alright, then... I forgot."
"Now then," The Doctor reached into his pockets, "I'm going to be smart here and-" He grabbed something and brought it toward Mako.
"Dr. Doctor... What's that?" Mako asked him, "Who's the old man on the card?"
The Doctor looked at his library card, "...Wait... What!?" He looked at his card, "Sorry! Got the wrong..." He grabbed another thing, "Toothbrush... Comb... Sorry... Now where is it..."
That's when a cloaked figure shot out from the crowd. The figure landed right next to the Doctor and smirked at him. The Doctor gave her a look.
"Ryuko?" The Doctor said in shock, "Wait, how did-"
"Don't know what this is Doctor," she showed the Doctor the sonic screwdriver, "But you told me that Mataro had it when I was on my way here."
"I did?" The Doctor asked, "Wait... Somebody pickpocketed my pockets? ...Who's the one who pickpocket me? Uh, it doesn't matter!" The Doctor looked at Mako, "Alright Mako, stay still and don't panic!"
The Doctor pointed his screwdriver to the lift that Mako was currently on. It moved away from the the tempura batter. All Honnouji students' eyes widened.
"Doctor, what are you doing?" Ryuko asked, panic in her eyes with a slight taste of wonderment. Who was this madman? ...Right, he was the Doctor.
The Doctor smirked, "Watch me." He pointed the lift toward Fukuroda who looked at the lift panicking all the way.
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!?" Fukuroda exclaimed as he dodged the lift, "Whatever! You made a terrible mistake! It's time to me to stop this insanity!" He chased after the lift, Mako still in tow.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Mako exclaimed, "THIS IS SO FUN!" The lift was actually running over many of the One-Star students.
"Ryuko! Save Mako!" The Doctor said, looking at her, "Think you can do that?"
Ryuko looked at the lift and then at the Doctor. She jumped off and chased after the lift, still cloaked. She'll be honest, this was even more insane than what she was wearing underneath. It didn't matter, she had a lift to catch up to! She jumped onto the lift and smirked at Mako.
"Ryuko-chan!" Mako said, excitedly, "You're here too!"
Ryuko nodded as she freed Mako from the lift and placed her right next to the Doctor. Ryuko looked at the Doctor.
"Hey, why did you do that?" Ryuko simply asked him.
"Well, I could have freed Mako from the chains, but I think you would have done that in the first place," The Doctor looked at Satsuki, "Of course, I did want to show off. Especially to the President of Honnouji Academy!" His eyes were full of elegant rage, ready to show who he was.
"I'm the Doctor!" The Doctor exclaimed, "1200 years old, never will be slowed down and," The Doctor adjusted his bowtie, "I'm going to stop this. I'm going to stop your plans!"
Ryuko looked underneath her cloak and smiled to herself, "Well... I guess somethings might not be needed."
"YOU DON'T SPEAK TO LADY SATSUKI THAT WAY!" Fukuroda exclaimed as he ran toward the Doctor, his fist at the ready. Fukuroda's blood boiled as he started to bring his fist at the Doctor's face, but he was blocked by Ryuko's Scissor Blade.
The green-haired boy looked at the scene in shock. He got his phone out, now ringing. He answered it.
"Lady Satsuki?" He asked.
"Sanaegeyama," Satsuki said on the other line, "Continue watching the Doctor, I think you'll learn what it truly means to be strong."
"What... Do you mean?" Uzu Sanaegeyama exclaimed, "Is he?"
"I do not know, however... He clearly can handle himself, not even fighting a foe," Satsuki closed her eyes, "But I'm still curious, who is he?"
"I don't know..." Sanaegeyama said, "Alright, I'll keep watching him." Satsuki's line hung up as Sanaegeyma watched the Doctor.
"You don't just attack people haphazardly," Ryuko said, "I thought you were a boxer. Still, we're gonna settle this one-on-one." She looked at the Doctor, "Keep Mako safe."
"Heh, I don't remember bringing any girls into the club," Fukuroda smugly said, "But I'll do what you want!"
As the bell rang, Fukuroda began his attack, punching out a poor student, who was strangely wearing almost nothing.
"I'm gonna haze you like a newbie!" Fukuroda announced as his fist...multiplied, somehow, to many fists, all hitting Ryuko, currently standing still. The Goku Uniform was going into effect, multiple punches from a still Fukuroda all came upon Ryuko, still standing.
"The squared circle is overflowing with my left jabs!" Fukuroda exclaimed, "Then he goes into a right straight!" Fukuroda yelled, attempting to fake Ryuko out as he started his right fist. Oh the ending was coming alright...but not with a right straight...
"But it's really a corkscrew!" Fukuroda came in for the kill on Ryuko, "TEN! KEN! FUN! SAI!" The cloak covering Ryuko was ripped to shreds, revealing Ryuko's body for the world to see.
...Actually, it really was revealing her body for the world to see, as Ryuko blocked with the Scissor Blade once more, this time revealing...
Skin. LOTS of skin.
The Doctor was taken aback.
"That level of skin... Wow..." The Doctor looked at his sonic screwdriver as he pointed at Ryuko "...That outfit... That strange outfit... Hm... Now this is interesting..."
Needless to say, Ryuko's outfit, now bare for the world to see, astounded people. High-heel black boots going up to her thighs with red lines going up, as a skirt waved around, barely concealing anything, red suspenders connected the top armor which was black with red all over, barely concealing her breasts. Two strange eyes, one covered by a scar also covered Ryuko.
"Wha... What SORT OF OUTFIT IS THAT!?" Fukuroda exclaimed, looking at Ryuko's strange attire. His whole body was shaking... Ugh, what's going on here?
"Stop looking at me like that!" Ryuko exclaimed, annoyed. Why did she look like a stripper of all things? Seriously, why her now?
"You're trying to distract me with your sex appeal!" The boxer implicated Ryuko.
"I don't want to wear this thing! Honest!" Ryuko told her foe. She came in here wearing the cloak, attempting to cover herself from embarrassment, but here she was! Wearing something that's completely alien!
"You're mocking boxing! NO! YOU'RE MOCKING ALL SPORTS WEARING THAT STRIPPER ENSEMBLE!" Fukuroda yelled at Ryuko.
"No I'm not!" Ryuko denied.
"Ryuko's right!" The Doctor announced, "The sports Planet Yusoinact actually has outfits like that... However... They aren't strong and they don't give out organic signals."
Fukuroda grinned. Well, whatever this ensemble did, he'll just destroy it. It was time to go all out!
"I'll take the liberty of undressing too then," Fukuroda told Ryuko smugly as started to take off his belt.
"What!"Ryuko proclaimed, "Hypocrite! Now you're making a shame out of boxing you perverted freak!"
A chain broke as Fukuroda's boxing glove became ten times larger and essentially gained spikes which essentially shocked many of the people watching the match.
"Get your head out of the gutter!" Fukuroda proclaimed, revealing the glove, "I'm taking off the soft gloves I have been wearing for a long time! It's been a long time since I've gotten a real fight!"
Ryuko looked at the boxing gloves, "What?"
"Behold! These are the real Honnouji Academy Boxing Club Athleticism-Augmenting Two-Star Gloves!" Fukuroda announced, "If I didn't wrap them, students from other schools would be too scared to fight me! See this transfer student! You will be trapped under true power!"
"...That is blatantly illegal..." Ryuko said, looking at the boxing gloves.
"Actually, on one of the planets, those kinds of boxing gloves, which are hard as steel by the way, are actually very much allowed in the galaxy Hegafni!" The Doctor said as all eyes looked at him, "...I'm just saying..." The Doctor adjusted his bowtie.
"He's like an alien," Ryuko muttered underneath her breath, unknowing of the truth of the matter, "Whatever! On this planet, it's most likely illegal! Still..." Ryuko smirked, "Let's do this."
The bell rang as Fukuroda charged at Ryuko, ready to attack her.
"I'm gonna shred your dignity along with the small amount of clothes you're wearing!" Fukuroda proclaimed, ready to hit Ryuko with his boxing glove. Oh the excitement, oh the glory! This was it!
Fukuroda's gloved fist slammed into Ryuko. Something was happening. The sounds of cracks forming started to be heard throughout the audience. Crack. Fukuroda grinned. He was going to win. Crack. Ryuko grimaced, ready to finish it.
BREAK! To everyone's shock, instead of the clothes, if one could call it that, being torn to shreds, Fukuroda's boxing glove just...shattered.
"My glove!" Fukuroda exclaimed, now in shock. This never happened before! As the impossible happened, Ryuko took the time to gloat.
"Your glove isn't the only thing that turns into steel," Ryuko simply told her foe, "So does my uniform!"
Yes, despite the revealing nature of the uniform, somehow, it protected her from all harm. The Doctor took the time to smirk. So this was Dr. Matoi's greatest invention, hm? He put away his sonic screwdriver... It couldn't work on the uniforms, not if he didn't understand what went into it. He watched Fukuroda's hapless attacks on Ryuko and gave a content sigh. Yes, this was violent, but still...he couldn't influence Ryuko to change her ways.
"Hey!" A young boy exclaimed, the same one that the Doctor bumped into, "You're blocking the view!" He pointed at Ryuko, specifically, the lower parts that were revealed.
"A bit surprised you enjoy watching these kinds of battles," The Doctor said, smiling at the young boy, "Oh and why did you take my screwdriver?"
"I was just curious!" The boy exclaimed, "Anyways, get outta the way old man!"
"Sorry, but innocence must be kept!" The Doctor said, teasing the boy. He continued to watch Ryuko not even flinching from the attacks by Fukuroda.
Still, Ryuko was getting steadily annoyed by the attacks. Yes, they didn't hurt...but this was just bugging her!
"Is it my turn or what!?" She yelled. In response, her clothes tightened...steam started to pour out... It was time. Expertly dodging the boxing gloves, Ryuko swung her Scissor Blade.
"Left jab!" She exclaimed, hitting Fukuroda with the hilt of her sword, "Right hook!" Ryuko slammed him with the flat of her sword.
It was almost time...
"And then...an UPPERCUT!" Ryuko slammed the Boxing Club Captain skyward, but due to the force of gravity, he met the ground in spectacular way. Fukuroda was dazed...
The power streaming in her continued, it was time to finish this!
"AND THEN A RIGHT STRAIGHT!" Ryuko exclaimed, shredding Fukuroda of his clothes to everyone's shock. The Doctor looked at the remnants as a lone red fiber started to float. The Doctor blinked...
It couldn't be...but it was. He looked around, fearfully. Everyone had these... It explained everything... He looked at what Ryuko was wearing...
"Isshin Matoi... What did you do..." The Doctor whispered, but he continued to watch as the red fiber entered Ryuko's uniform.
"...What are you?" The Doctor asked, in horror and amazement.
"NOW TO FINISH YOU OFF!" Ryuko yelled out as Fukuroda was sent flying toward Satsuki by Scissor Blade.
Everyone tried to protect Satsuki, even her Elite Four, except Sanaegeyama, but...a trickle of Fukuroda's blood got onto her cheek. Her Elite Four, except Sanaegeyama, looked at their president horrified, but Satsuki stared at Ryuko, simply swiping off the blood on her cheek. The Elite Four, except the ones who weren't Sanaegeyama, so simply Sanaegeyama almost entered the ring.
"How dare you!" He yelled. He'll have to fight for Satsuki's honor.
"Enough!" Satsuki yelled out to her Elite Four's, this time plus Sanaegeyama, collective shock. Satsuki looked at Ryuko, "You there. Where did you get that outfit?"
Ryuko grabbed the microphone next to her.
"This is a keepsake from her father," True, but it didn't need to reveal so much of her skin, "And this Scissor Blade was left behind by the person who killed him! So Kiryuin Satsuki... You're going tell me... WHO WIELDS THE OTHER HALF!"
The Doctor pointed his screwdriver at Ryuko and immediately got shocking and horrifying results, "Oh no... She's losing blood at a very fast rate!" He got into the ring, "Ryuko!"
Satuski looked even more amused. However, Ryuko's reaction was a bit more shocked, with slight annoyance.
"Doctor!" Ryuko yelled, "What are you doing here!"
"Ryuko! You're-" However, the Doctor was cut off by a voice from the uniform. Yes, the Doctor was shocked...a little bit.
"Ryuko," A calm voice said from within, "You're losing too much blood." The Doctor blinked. It was impossible...but then again. He was used to the impossible.
A/N: (Faints) I'm done... Also, today's my birthday, so... yay. Hope you guys enjoy this chapter.