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Well, there won't be another lemon for a while.

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA.

Well, here's chapter three. (:

"SPORKS! SPORKS! SPORKS! SPORKS! SPORKS!" shouted Magi and Sari, skipping around Roy with hands together.

"What the are you doing?!" shouted Roy, turning a little purpler.

"I don't know!" exclaimed Sari, beaming.

"PIE!" shouted Magi.

"I should've known that candy wouldn't shut them up..." muttered Roy to himself.

"MORE CANDY?" shouted the girls much too eagerly, glomping Roy to the ground.

"Helllp," whined Roy, looking at Riza.

"Sorry sir, but I find this situation much too amusing, and you are not in any danger."

In the backyard, the Elric boys were doing so many flips and cartwheels, it looked like a circus act as they bounced around, dodging and delivering punches and kicks with impressive speed.

"Whoaaa," said Madeleine, entranced by the movement.

"Kick him! No, kick him there! Now punch him! No, no, no!! You're doing it WRONG!" shouted Naomi.

Meanwhile, in the basement, the ferrets were running around.

Quozl crept stealthily towards Bacchus, then suddenly pounced on him and bit his lower back.

"Hey!" squeaked Bacchus in surprise, nipping at Quozl's face.

Quozl yelped and jumped back, dooking.

Bacchus opened his mouth, hunched his back, wagged his tail, and dooked back at him.

Quozl ran off, still dooking with his mouth agape, and looked back to see his brother charging towards him at full speed.

Bacchus jumped on him and grabbed his ear in his teeth, and Quozl whimpered and whipped around, scratching at Bacchus' face to get loose.

Bacchus let go and made a grab for Quozl's nether regions. Quozl bounced backward. "No cheap shots, Bacchus!" he chittered, then made a leap for Bacchus' nether regions.

Bacchus squealed in pain and bit viciously at Quozl's head. "I thought you said no cheap shots, dick-head!" he screamed.

"You can't do any cheap shots is what I meant," snarled Quozl.

"Oh yeah? We'll see about that!" hissed Bacchus, leaping at his older brother.

-I now interrupt this fanfic for an important announcement-

I had a phase where Jay turned into Edward, then several other tv show characters.

I would put it in the fanfic, but it was much too cruel and hurt Jay very much, and I don't think I have the heart to write it down as such. It's one of the few things I truly regret.

It was back when I didn't realize that imaginary friends could have feelings, and I treated him very badly. He did whatever I said, but I did not allow him free will and it hurt him a lot.

This will not be in the fanfic, but I think it is important for you to know.

"Brother, why are you so mad at Harriet?" asked Al, launching a kick.

Ed dodged. "I don't know what you're talking about!" he replied, punching with his automail arm.

Al grabbed Ed's fist. "You know exactly what I'm talking about, Edward!"

Ed wrenched his hand free and made a sweeping kick from the side. "Yeah, so what?!"

Al jumped out of the way. "Why are you being so rude to her?! You're ignoring her, that's just plain mean!" Al punched.

Ed blocked. "You've seen how stupid and grumpy she is! She just started bawling for no fricken reason!" He kicked.

Al jumped. "Think maybe she HAD a reason?" Al punched.

"What?!" Al's punch caught Edward in the stomach.

And that was chapter three.

So yeah.

Toodles! (: