We cut back to the Critic with a look of disappointment. "I'm sorry about that I just needed a break from that. But let's get back to the review." said the Critic.
Announcer: Teen Titans go! Your new favourite show!
The Critic was confused from what just happened. "What?!"
Announcer: Teen Titans go! Your new favourite show!
"Are you kidding me?! They're saying that this really bad show is good?! No it's not the title should be this!" The Critic exclaimed.
"Teen Titans go! Your new hated show!" said Malcolm as the announcer.
"Yeah, they lied to us! But let's not talk about that. Let's talk the episodes." said the Critic.
Clips of Teen Titans go! are shown while the Critic does voice over. "There's a episode where boys are better than girls, an argument between burritos and burgers, the Titans ignoring Beast boy's birthday, Beast Boy and Cyborg saying waffles over and over."
The Critic bangs his fists on the table. "They call those episodes!? They look fanfiction one shots that a 5 year year old would write. Hell 5 year old kids would do a better job than this!" The Critic ranted. "But I have found 3 episodes where the creators have responded to critics and Teen Titans fans alike, by telling them fuck you!"
We see footage of let's get serious, the return of Slade, and the 4th wall while the Critic talks. "These episodes are nothing more than ratings traps so the creators can give us the middle finger and say fuck you. The writers act like trolls, they know the show is bad and they make us angry. The villain in Return of Slade was a clown, but they're telling us that you Nostalgia butthurts are losers or something. Let's get serious shows us what this show was like if it was serious with ugly rape faces. The 4th wall is the cherry on top of this shit load of fuck, because Control Freak rebooted Teen Titans into this and tells them that this show sucks." said the Critic.
M. Bison: Of course!
"But yet they're like. Yeah we suck deal with it you big crybabies!" said the Critic while a voice over. "Then they fart in Control Freak's face."
Then we see the Critic. "You know, for kids!" He replied. "Actually to be honest the fart jokes aren't the only thing in this show."
We see footage of Leg day, Robin flexing his muscles Smile bones and a scene where Beast Boy is laying on Raven's bed naked while porno music is playing. The Critic has a shocked and disgusted look on his face and spoke the words to describe this. "Fet-ish car-toon. I mean seriously what's wrong with these people? I mean do you think kids want to see that?! No this is wrong on so many levels!"
The Critic placed his hands on his face and rubbed his eyes. "I mean who's running the censors?" The Critic asked and we see footage of Beavis and Butthead laughing at the fetish stuff on Teen Titans go!
"You know what I can't take it anymore I need to end this review. And I hate to say but Teen Titans go! made me say this." said the Critic. "Batman and Robin is better than Teen Titans go!" The Critic breaks down into tears and cries.
We see footage of Teen Titans go! while the Critic does voice over. "The plots makes no sense, the characters are nothing more than toddlers, the jokes aren't funny, and the morals make no sense and told backwards. The question is why is this show still on? Well I heard that the creator of the show admitted that the show was stupid, because kids are stupid."
We see the Critic with a pissed off look on his face.
"Really? That's your answer? Kids aren't stupid, they do stupid things! You basically insulted your target audience, if I made a show that was stupid I would pull the plug right away. Cartoon Network you need to cancel this show, because you air it way too much keeping us away from Steven Universe and other great shows and nobody likes it! Do you not see the hate online or do you see it as praise?! Think about it! I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to." said the Critic and walks away.
