*NOTE the first half will be in all caps because i dont want to change it ok suc my pp 29 guys haha ligma*
LEVI LEFT MR RALS HOUSE HAPPY WITH WHAT HE HAD ACCOMPLISHED WITH THE DIVORCE AND KNOWING MR RAL WOULD NOW BE HIS FORVER, AND HIS EX GIRLFRIEND WOULD BE HIS STEP DAUGHTER. HE TOOK THE BUS HOME EVEN THOUGH HE DIDNT HAVE A BUS PASS BUT THE DRIVER LET HIM ON BECAUSE HE SPOKE SPANISH TO THE DRIVER AND THEY BECAME BURRITO BUDDIES. WHEN LEVI GOT HOME HE CHANGED INTO HIS JAMMIES AND JUMPED ONTO THE BED.
"OH BOY TODAY WAS ONE MAMA JAMMA OF A DAY AM I RIGHT TUCKY?" HE SAID TO HIS DOG WHICH WAS NAMED TUCKER BUT HE CALLED TUCKY BECAUSE HE A COOL KID. LEVI SHORTLY FELL ASLEEP BUT HE HAD FORGOTTEN TO CLOSE HIS CLOSET DOOR, WHICH HE ALWAYS DOES BECAUSE HE KNOWS THERE COULD BE AN IMMIGRANT LIVING IN THERE WITHOUT HIM KNOWING. AFTER A FEW HOURS OF LEVI BEING ASLEEP HE WOKE UP FEELING A PRESENCE ON TOP OF HIM. HIS VISION WAS STILL BLURRY SINCE HE HAD JUST WOKEN UP BUT WHEN HIS VISION BECAME CLEAR HE SAW A SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT POSSIBLY MEXICAN IMMIGRANT SITTING ON TOP OF HIM.
"UM WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE" LEVI SAID WHILE REACHING FOR HIS PISTOL BECAUSE HES IN AMERICA.
"LO SIENTO SENOR I WAS CLEANING YOUR HOUSE WITH MY ENCHALADA" THE NOW OBVIOUS MEXICAN IMMIGRAN SAID. "ABUELITA? IS THAT YOU" LEVI SAID STILL HALF ASLEEP.
"NO SENOR IT IS ME RICARDO I WAS IN YOU BAND 3 YEAR AGO BEFORE YOU FELL INTO BANKRUPTCY" RICARDO SAID
"OH RICKYY! I REMMBER YOU!" LEVI SAID.
"NO SENOR IT IS RICARDO I AM THE IMMIGRANY WHO PLAYED THE SPOONS" RICARDO SAIG INSULTED.
"WHATEVER RICKY LETS GO GET SOME TACOS" LEVI SAID FEELING CULTURED WITH HIS HAT THAT HE GOT FROM MANDARIN WHEN IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY THAT SAID MADE HIM LOOK LIKE A RICE FIELD WORKER TAMAKI LOL HAHA POOR.
"Si senor" said Ricardo because he knew that arguing with Levi would only make his blood pressure go higher than it already is because hes very obese please dont make fun
"Wow what are you mexican just speak english for once fatcardo haha got em" Levi said proudly
"Yes I am mexican mr shortkerman jaja" Ricardo shot back
"Whatever lets go get some Tacos because its taco tuesday and tomorrow is waifu wednesday and you're my always waifu ricky rick" Levi said blushing
"Oi man come on you're married to Mr Ralito" Ricardo said
**After taco time**
"Oh man i forgot I had kids I better go check on them in the nonprofit football house that uncle dartz lives in" Levi said
"Good idea senor" Ricardo answered
"I thought I dropped you off at home" Levi said
"I couldn't sleep senor" Ricardo said
"ok just follow me but be quiet because when you walk the ground shakes because you're fat lol" Levi answered
Levi and Ricardo approached the football house where he left all his 9 children so he wouldn't have to pay rent for them but what he didn't know is that something awful had happened to 4 of his 9 children
"Hey Tim, Tom, Tam, Tbm, Tcm, Tem, Tfm, Tgm, Thm, wait why are only 5 of you here? What happened to Tbm, Tcm, Tem, and Tfm?!" Levi said shocked but slightly happy because he knew that he wouldn't have to pay for their half a cereal bar a day
"They went to soccer practice with us but Coach Uncle Dartz said that he wanted to keep them for a little bit and he said he would drive them back in his purple nissan but I dont think he was telling the truth papa wapa!" Tim said quickly
"Aw zoinkies we lost 4 kids" Levi said while smiling
"Um papi wapi cakes why are you smiling?" Tim said
"You'll understand when you have kids which probably won't hapen because you only have half a pee pe son its ok i have the same problem but i had 9 kids so you'll be fine" Levi answered
There was a long pause before anyone even bothered to say anything
"WELL LETS GO SWIMMING GUYS!" Levi screamed
"But paps its 3:33 in the morning?" Tom said
"THEN LETS CALL MATJEW MERCER AND HIS BIRD GREEN CHEEK CONURE" Levi said
"No please dad not again I can't have more sleep paralysis from that frick frackin darn tarnation bird!" Tgm said in tears
Levi gasped
"WHO taught you to speak like that!" Levi shouted
"You did daddy!" Tgm answered
"Well whatever theres a river that they totally don't throw possibly toxic waste in so lets go swimming there and hope your skin doesn't burn off like it did with Ricardo" Levi said
"Sir i'm just fat" Ricardo said
"Yeah whatever ronald" Levi answered as he was running to the river
"LAST ONE THERE IS A ROTTEN FRANK MADE ON A CHEAP GOOD OL GEORGE FOREMAN" Levi yelled as he was running
Ricardo gasped and got on his electric scooter that he stole from Walmart that they give to the fat people
tO BE CONTINUED