In a lively Italian restaurant, we find the four members of Team RWBY enjoying each other's company at a booth. Yang sat by her sister Ruby while Weiss and Blake occupied the other side, "I'm telling you guys," Yang pleaded, "Michelangelo's has the best pizza. Ruby and I came here all the time when we were little. You HAVE to try it."

"Alright fine," Weiss conceded, "I guess I'll start my diet tomorrow."

"That's right you will and since this was Ruby and my idea, we're paying for it. Now I'm thinking we should split a two topping extra large for twenty, plus tip that would equal to uhhh-"

"About thirteen lien and twenty four cents," Ruby answered.

"Wow Ruby, did you do that in your head? That's impressive."

"Quick maths bitch."

The four were soon joined by their waiter as he asked, "Alright now, how can I help you ladies?"

"Yeah uh," Yang stammered," We want and extra large pie-"

"WITH BREAD STICKS!" Ruby interrupted as she witnessed them on the menu.

"Uh, yeah okay," Yang agreed, "An order of bread sticks, with an extra large pie, with peperoni and pineapple."

"Okay," The waiter submitted, "I'll be sure to-"

"WHOA, WHOA NO!" Blake growled, "When da fuck did you say we were putting pineapple on this thing?"

"WHAT! How can you not like pineapple?" Ruby cried, "Its so yummy."

"It fucking disgusting," Weiss added.

"Oh god, not again," The waiter groaned, "Look I'll give you four a minute to decide what you want."

"Guys," Yang huffed, "Pineapple is the best, I mean have you two even tried it?"

"I don't have to try it," Blake argued, "I know sweet tasting fruit, doesn't belong on a salty pizza."

"But that's why its yummy," Ruby defended, "The saltiness of the pizza and the sweetness of pineapple blend together in a massive flavorful tasty bite you can't get with any other topping."

"Girls," Weiss growled, "We're not putting fucking fruit on a pizza, end of discussion."

"Oh, okay fine," Yang huffed, "Then what the hell topping do you fucks want?"

"Well whenever my family ordered pizza, we always got anchovies." Blake admitted.

This revelation put a massive shock over the two sisters as Weiss added, "Actually anchovies sounds delightful, I haven't had them years."

"FUCK... NO!" Yang fumed, "We're not putting your gross ass fish, on a pizza."

"You two sicken me," Ruby commented.

"What is there to hate?" Weiss argued, "Pizza's salty and anchovies are salty. The overall experience is quite exquisite."

Ruby fumed, "Well why don't we just dump a gallon of salt on our food?"

"Oh I'm sorry," The Schnee said condescending like, "Would you prefer a gallon of sugar instead?"

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you."

What followed next was an intense argument amongst the four women until Ruby mediated, "Girls, girls. I have a solution, let's just get HIM, to settle this dispute."

Yang, "Fine by me, Sex appeal."

Blake, "Furry."

Weiss, "Sass."

Ruby, "Kawaii."

Then, the magnificent gorilla appeared before them, "Alright ladies," Harambe interjected, "What seems to be the problem?"

Yang started, "Harambe, can you tell these CUNT biscuits, that anchovies are disgusting and pineapple is the superior topping?"

Blake barked, "Oh really, so I'm a cunt biscuit now? Alright then, Harambe, please tell these fuck sticks pineapple on pizza is a sin against nature?"

The gorilla looked upon the four girls and had a small chuckle, "Oh my, is that what this is about?"

"YES!" The four said in unison.

"Well I'm afraid I can't take a side in this dispute. Partly because I can't stand either on my pizza, but mostly because there's no wrong answer here."

"What do you mean?" Ruby squeaked.

"Ladies, the culinary fields are an open invitation for an infinite number of options. What might be disgusting for you is delicious to others and that's okay. We don't have to like the same foods, hell some people don't even like pizza at all. Everyone's different and that's the beauty of food, that it can be tailored to everyone's desires."

Yang sighed, "You're right Harambe, you're so incredibly wise. I'm sorry guys."

"I'm sorry too," Weiss concurred.

After the four apologized to each other, Harambe then stated, "But you know, there's one pizza topping everyone loves."

"What is it," Ruby asked.

The gorilla then proceeded to plop his genitalia on the table, "Deez nuts."

"Aw, Harambe," The leader giggled. Then the four ladies proceeded to laugh and all agreed on a peperoni and olive pizza. Afterwards, the five of them beat the crap out of a random faggot for complaining about overusing old memes.

The End

P.S. As the author, I find pineapple pizza fucking amazing. Pineapple + Pizza = Awesome. Quick maths