thors Note: Say tank you to ashely for beta reading this she is best sislter in law ever also wanted to say god less you for all reading this.
Vanellope wandered into the land called HYRULE. But then she got lost. She was in a forest. It was so big! Trees were everywhere and she could not see Hyrule castle and she could see no people. All she could hear was singing, very weird and almost electronic sounding like one of those old-style piano's from the 80's or a really old cell phone like the kind my dad has.
She followed the voice! Then she found sitting on a tree stump two elf kids. One was a girl. One was a boy. Both were the same height as Vanellope.
"Whoa who are you?" said Vanellope.
"Whoa who are YOU!" said the girl with green hair. "I never seen you before in the Kokeery Forest!"
"Oh I am her Royal Highness Princess Vanellope Von Sweetz of the Sugarrush kingdom."
"I have heard of that place. It is a game of go carts, or so I have heard from Samus Aran who often comes to Hyrule Town to drink milk!" said the boy "Hi my name is Link and I am the Hero of Time and this is my BFF Saria who is the Sage of the forest. We do not often leave our game because our game is allready so big it is a lot to be exploring."
"Oh. I see." said Vanellope. "Well I was hoping to find my friend Ralph a girlfriend."
"Well do not look at me!" Saria said "I am a Sage and I totally cannot be wasting my time with some dumb boy!"
"You are too young for my friend Ralph..." Vanellope said.
But then Link interrupted. "Hey I go to Hylia Castle all the time. I can take you there on my horse Elpona!"
Then Saria left to go do some sage stuff in a nearby temple.
"WOW I never been on a horse! Only a car!" said Vanellope all excited.
"Wow I never been in a car!" said Link "I wish I could try out a car!"
"OK here's the deal. You bring me to where all the chicks are and then you can come to Sugar Rush and I will make you you're own custom car out of cookies and Red Vines and Sourpatch Kid's and all my fave candies!"
"That sounds so amazing that I can NOT even begin to say it!" Link squealed with excitement! "Can I bring Saria! She has been my BFF for sooooo long!"
"Totally and you can bring all your elf friend!"
Then they got on the horse. Because it was early time in the game it was still a small horse. The horse galloped over the field and then finally Vanellope saw the castle in the distance! As they passed Lone Lone Ranch, they talked and talked and talked about all kinds of stuff! They had so much in common! They both loved candies expecially Red Vines, Twizzelers, Fuzzy Peaches and Snickers. They both were super important people because one was Hero of Time and one was a Princess! They also loved going fast on Horses and Cars!
Then suddenly they were at the castle.
"There are lots of girls our age who your friend Ralph could meet!" said Link. "There is that girl at the Lone Lo Ranch, the
"Our age!" Vanellope said "What do you mean... Ralph is like big! He is an adult!"
"Oh! I did not realize I thought he was actually like us... but if he is big you are sugar out of luck, Princess! Because you see this is the PAST version of Hyrule, not the FUTURE one. You need to cross through the Temple of Tim. That will bring you frowad 8 years, and all of the girls will be big..."
"Oh. Okay I will do that." She sighed. "Though I wish we could talk some more. I am having so much fun. Just talking to you."
"Ya I have never bad as much fun talking to a girl as you. You are even cooler than the fish girl princess I met in the belly of the big fish in the land of Zorro."
"Wow that is one of hte nicest complements I ever got!"
Then they stared into each others eyes for a few minutes because they did not want to stop talking. Then Link sadly laughed and walked away.
Then... she yanked out the knife... and everything turned into backness...
AUthors Note: There is we not so busy. I have not done missions latley... GAUTAMELA is just a fadding memry :( :( :9 :( so I can prob update this allot but I WISH I was going on misionary trip with my little bro...I have a friend who is missionary rite now in Ikalouwit, Nunavut, I WOULD LOVE THAT SO ADVENTURE!
