Chapter 3:

"Aw man!" one of the twins (Pretty sure it was Hikaru) said. "We were gonna sell that at an audition for 9 million dollars!" said the other twin, finishing the first twin's sentence. I noticed Kaoru was the kinder one; Hikaru the mischievous one. 9 million? My dad would kill me!

"N-nine million?" I asked, trembling. I couldn't pay that! What with my parents renovating the house, we are basically broke. Thank God I have a scholarship, or I'd be out of school. "I-I can't pay that!" I exclaimed, my palms sweating. Tamaki-senpai approached me, as if to embrace me, but because I was, well, cursed, I dodged him.

Yup. Cursed. I'm the cow. Sadly, I'm the big, ugly cow. Like the earlier cow, Haru, I have a black side which was almost triggered earlier. There were others. The curse didn't end with Tohru Honda. I wish.

"Are you huggaphobic?" Tamaki asked me, and I raised an eyebrow at him. Say what? "N-no i-it's not that, I just…" I stuttered, unable to finish. He put his hand on his chin, as if rubbing beard hairs in deep thought.

"If you cannot pay for it, you must work for it!" he exclaimed. There was a word to describe people like him. Was it…annoying? No no…. I was in deep thought as Tamaki rambled on and on. Is it pain in the neck? No, even stronger…. "I got it!" I said to myself. "Irksome!"

Let me just say, Tamaki is the master of the emo corner. Oops. It was funny watching Tamaki-senpai so… emo. If there were no host club, I bet these guys would have fan clubs like my dad did.

Hikaru and Kaoru slid to my side, laughing. "Nice one!" Hikaru said. I'm positive I can tell them apart now. "Tamaki-senpai?" I spoke up. "Sorry about that. You sort of struck a nerve with me."

He got up out of his emo corner. "Did I? Then let me tell you more." He said happily. He got over that fast.

"Wait. Let me get this straight." I said, wanting to go home already. "I'll be the errand boy of the host club until…?"

"Until you graduate" Kyoya finished for me. I paled, paralyzed. I've been kidnapped by boys! "Poke, poke?" Honey said, poking me. I fell over, blacking out.

A/N: Finally finished! *sigh* It's gonna take a while for the next one though.

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Yuki: Hehe….

Tamaki: How did you….?

Kyoya: *in a dress passed out on floor*

Kaoru: How did you do it?

Yuki: I have my ways….

*flashback*

Yuki: *swings bat*

Kyoya: AAH! *falls to the floor*

Yuki: *grabs dress* Mwawhahah!

*end flashback*

Yuki: COME BACK OR I'LL TAKE UR SOUL!

Hikaru: Wrong anime…

Yuki: ….

NOTE: Yuki did not ask permission to use that phrase. The phrase is based on Soul Eater, Yuki's favorite anime. That phrase comes from SymmetricalGirl8
Deaththekid.