Aphrodite rose from her dusty pink throne. She winked at Ares, batting her mascara coated eyelashes. Hephaestus shot a killer glare at his wife. Her eyelash batting quickly subsided.

"Umm…" the love goddess mused. "Iris, truth or dare?"

Iris couldn't be bothered to speak, so she conjured up rainbows to spell the word 'Truth.'

Hades nodded sarcastically, letting Iris know that he thought nothing of her rainbow trick. She raised her eyebrow, but didn't say anything.

Aphrodite giggled and drew a mirror from her pocket to fix a microscopic lipstick problem.

"Well?" Iris demanded. "What do you want me to speak the truth about?"

Aphrodite gave Iris a confused look. "What were we playing again?"

"TRUTH OR DARE!" all the olympians and minor gods yelled simultaneously.

The beauty queen sat up and peered at Iris. "I dare you to lick my husband's foot." she laughed.

"I thought Isis said truth," Hermes added.

"Oh shut up," Aphrodite muttered.

Iris paled considerably. She stared at Hephaestus' grimy boot, and Hephaestus just stared at his treacherous wife, his eyes, which where dusty and squinted from working in his forges all day, were full of absolute loathing.

Still, he undid his boot, and Isis fainted.

"Oh. My. Freaking. Gods. PUSSY TIMES 1000!" screeched guess-who.

Zeus yelled, "Hide the body!" He looked at Aphrodite.

"Now what?"

Aphrodite smirked. "I think it's time to bring the demigods into play, Apollo."

Apollo drew his hidden camera from his designer jeans (hey, a hot god had the right to be stylish!) and it merged into a full sized screen. Almost every single camper was staring obediently at the olympians.

"Who to pick, who to pick…" Aphrodite pondered. "Aha! I dare Connor to kiss Katie!"

Travis, a cheeky son of Hermes opened his mouth to speak, but no sound came out, so he ended up looking like a goldfish.

Connor weakly grinned. Katie actually looked pleased (sorry, Tratie fans!) and she shuffled up next to him.

"Is there a time limit?" Connor asked meekly, looking at the floor, like he wanted it to swallow him up.

Avril, one of Katie's sister's nudged her. "Well?" she whispered. "Kiss him already!"

Katie looked ready to die too, but she locked lips with Connor.

"Oh my gods!" yelled Travis, as he watched his future wife and his brother make out. "GET OFF MY GF!"

Connor didn't hear.

Meanwhile, back on Olympus, Aphrodite was going crazy.

"IT'S SO CUTE!" she squealed.

Artemis covered her face, which was already covered by a godly chicken hat of shame.

"Why did I sign up for this?" she wondered out loud.

Finally, back at Camp Half-Blood, Connor and Katie had torn apart like paper. Travis had turned red with rage, and Katie had become drunk with anger.

"You… Connor Stoll. You may be an awesome kisser, but I hate you so much!" screamed Katie Gardner.

Connor was speechless. "That was random." he said finally.

Aphrodite giggled. "Love makes people do such strange things…" she murmured, jumping into Aphrodite World.

Zeus' brow furrowed like a squirrel.

"Gods Hera. Remind me never to play truth or dare with Aphrodite again…" he muttered.

"Agreed." replied Hera.

A certain somebody yelled, "WHO'S NEXT! I SIGNED UP FOR A WHOLE NIGHT OF FUN - AND IT'S ONLY HALF PAST NINE!"

"How time flies," sighed Nemesis sadly.

Zeus sat up in his throne and pointed a godly finger (not the middle one) at Connor.

"You, young upstart, get to chose the next dare."

"SWEET!" cried Connor. "Dear, brother, I think it's time for you to make an appearance."

Travis shifted in his seat. "Oh… I Dunno…."

"Come on!" encouraged Silena.

Soon all the camp was shouting TRAVIS! TRAVIS! TRAVIS!

"Alright!" Travis screamed. "I'll do it! Dare!"

"Oh… this is going to be interesting!" Connor grinned, before laughing his famous 'Evil Genius' laugh.