"Get the hell away from her!"
..?
Just then my brother Kevin was there. He landed a punch in Eridan's face, causing him to fall backwards into the water. I don't know why, but I muttered "Go Kevin!" with my voice dripping sarcasm. Eridan slowly rised out of the water, trembling with anger " Wwhy you..."
"Wow wow wow WOW!" I stepped between the two, blocking their attacks to one another. " Kevin, calm the fuck down and Eridan," He looked suprised that I knew his name, " You don't ask a girl you just met for her number." He bowed his head in failure. Wow, what the fuck was I doing. I'm like this kids biggest fan and I'm being the mature one here?! SHIT I'M GOING CRAZY! Kevin simply rolled his eyes and glared at Eridan. "She's too young to date, you little brat." Eridan scoffed, his eyes narrowing. "Little brat?!." He hissed, looking ready to kill someone. "Kevin, shut the hell up before he takes out his wand." I said, actually a bit worried. "How do you know so much about me?!" Eridan growled. "Are you a stalker or something?" Thinking back on the events just those two minutes ago, I raised my eyebrow. "You are a strange, strange little man." Kevin sounded exhausted already, considering he didn't want to get off his lazy ass to come to the beach in the first place. "Cris, I though you said he was dangerous, and its suddenly ok for you to offend him?" He questioned, Eridan even noding as in agreeing. "He wouldn't kill a girl!" I smirked. Then I remembered, he killed Kanaya and Feferi in one of the timelines..
I shut up after that.
"Anywways, I'm lost as fuck." Eridan said, looking around. "Could you perhaps... let me stay at your house?" He muttered the last part. "Aww of course you can Eri_ I mean, Kevin decides." I mumbled, remembering I had to consult Kevin before inviting people over. "Well, as long as you don't touch my sister in "that way" I'm fine with it~!"
Oh dear god.
Kevin wat are you doing.
Kevin STAHP.
My face turned about 50 shades of red. He HAD REMEMBERED that day when I showed him a picture of Eridan, and he knew I was his biggest fan. Shit, Kevin's never gonna let me live this down. While we were wading back to shore, eridan following a feet feet behind us I grabbed Kevin's arm, pulling him down to my level.
"You tell him, and I KEEL you." I whispered menacingly.
He just nodded and gulped nervously as we continued.