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Chapter Three: Bender

The Doctor was never going to go to New New York in the year 3000 again.

It began as a normal day. The Doctor landed in some random time and planet, found it in danger, and then saved the world. The person who helped him wasn't so normal, though. He wasn't even a person! He was a bending robot named, you guessed it, Bender.

Well, he was more of a nuisance if anything else. Always complaining on why they were saving the so called "stupid humans" and so on and so on. The Doctor was just glad when he met some humans afterwards.

"Thanks of saving us, Doctor," the one eyed mutant, Leela, thanked. The Doctor smiled and nodded while he took a banana out of his pocket. Man, saving the Universe left him hungry!

"Yeah," the boy from the 20th century, Fry, agreed. "We'd be toast if it weren't for you!"

Bender, on the other hand, merely sulked. "Oh yeah? Who helped him? Me, Bender!"

The Doctor rolled his eyes, momentarily forgetting the unpeeled banana in his hand. "Really? Last I checked, pushing someone out a window on the top floor of a skyscraper isn't considered helping!"

"Yeah!? Well you know what I think!? I think…" The Doctor blocked out the rest of the robot's rant, turning back to his banana. But before he could even unpeel it, Bender snatched it from his hands.

"And this is what I think of your stupid banana!" the robot yelled before throwing it into one of the traveling tube things.

"Banana! No!" the Doctor yelled as he quickly jumped in after it. He spent about ten minutes flying through the travel tube things before being thrown out, flying head first into a brick wall (imagine what happened to Fry in the first episode of Futurama, only replace him with the Doctor).

After recovering from the blow to the head, the Doctor began to look around for his banana. It took him about another ten minutes until he found it. It was lying in the middle of the road.

"Banana!" the Doctor cried joyously as he began to run over to it.

It was run over by a truck before he even set foot on the road.

"NO!"

Yep, the Doctor was never going to go to New New York in the year 3000 ever again. Never!


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