Super Jonni and Epic Kendall

RING!

"Hello?" Kendall asked as she picks up the phone.

"I need you to come to the Food n' Fix Kendall," answered the caller. "It's important."

"Why?"

"I'll tell you when you get there."

Kendall slowly hangs up the phone and walks out of her house looking rather nervous. What does the caller want with her? She'll find out once she gets to the Food n' Fix. And more specifically, who is calling her at this hour.

Several minutes later, Kendall made her way to the Food n' Fix. What she saw is a tied up Wade shivering in fear and beside him is her friend Jonni.

"Glad you could make it Kendall," Jonni said.

"What's important here?" Kendall asked.

"Someone stole 10 000 boxes full of Cheetah Chug and worse, someone took your favorite candy, Kit Kat."

"Not the Kit Kat!"

"I'm sorry but the person did. It was 100 boxes full of them."

"Who would do such a thing?"

"Ask Wade."

"It was a few minutes ago before this happened." Wade said.

Wade was doing his job at the Food n' Fix when the manager of the store came by.

"Wade m'boy," said the manager. "We have like two trucks coming here to import 10 000 boxes full of Cheetah Chug and 100 boxes full of Kit Kat chocolate bars."

"Sweet," Wade said.

"Now be warned m'boy. Someone as greedy as a pig might get his fat, dirty hands on them. Don't let him go near it. Understand?"

"Yes sir."

As Wade helped some of the truckers haul the boxes to the store, a fat boy came by and demanded the truckers to hand over the Cheetah Chugs and the Kit Kats. The truckers and Wade refused and the boy is very angry.

"Well then," said the boy. "You shall face the consequences!"

And with that, the boy knocks the truckers unconscious and tied Wade up to avoid him calling the police. Wade watched helplessly as the boy makes his getaway.

"Dang," Wade said.

"And that's what happened danger dudette," Wade finished his story.

"That's awful," Kendall said. "We need to put the boy to justice."

"And I know how," Jonni said. "Follow me."

()()()()()

"What are you doing Susan?" Selena spoke as she enters the lab in the mansion.

"Doing a science experiment," Susan replied.

"What kind of science experiment?"

"Um… a love potion."

"Love potion? Tell me you're not trying to get Gil to notice you. What if January finds out?"

"She won't find out Selena. Quit being a sissy."

"Fine but don't say I didn't warn you."

Just then, the door smashes into pieces to reveal a gigantic king-sized gorilla with huge claws.

"What the hell!" Susan yelled.

The gorilla knocks Susan out of the way and grabs Selena. She screams as the gorilla takes her away to unknown destination.

()()()()()

Meanwhile, Jonni and Kendall are walking to January's house when they noticed the crashed door to January's lab.

"What the biscuits happened here?" Jonni asked. "Another failed experiment here?"

"Actually the giant gorilla broke into the lab and took Selena away," Susan said while panting.

"Is this a joke?" Kendall spoke.

"No. I saw it with my own eyes."

"Alright I believe you," Jonni said again. "But I'm telling Brad about this. You know how much Brad loves her like a princess."

"Wait! Don't tell Brad about this."

"Why?"

"He'll never believe that a big gorilla took Selena in broad daylight. Unless you two save Selena from the gorilla."

"Well how do we find the gorilla?"

"Before it left, I placed the tracking device on its butt. You two will have to save Selena for Brad's sake, before he finds out."

"Well that you have to solve Susan because Kendall and I have bigger problems as of now."

"That's right," Kendall spoke. "A fat boy broke into the Food n' Fix and stole 10 000 boxes of Cheetah Chug and 100 boxes of Kit Kat chocolate bars. Today."

"Well that's not important right now," Susan barked. "What's really important is for you two to save Selena or else Brad freaks out. And I know how."

One hour later.

Jonni and Kendall are dresses as comic super heroines while they are strapped to chairs.

"Superheroes?" Kendall spoke. "Really?"

"It's the only way," Susan said.

"Why can't you just ask Johnny and Dukey to save Selena instead?" Jonni asked.

"They're busy. This may hurt a bit."

So Susan activates the switch which shocks Jonni and Kendall. When it's finished, Kendall began to float.

"Am I dreaming or something?" Kendall asked.

"No," Susan replied. "I've given you and Jonni super powers. From now on, you'll be known as Epic Kendall and Super Jonni."

"Awesome," Super Jonni said. "Let's find the gorilla and save Selena."

"But wait," Susan interrupted. "There are things you need to know about your powers."

"Like what?"

"Well for starters, both you and Epic Kendall have the ability to fly like how Epic Kendall demonstrated earlier. However Super Jonni, you are given the same types of powers that Johnny has when he is Johnny X."

"As in?"

"You have Hurricane Hands, Flaming Power Poots, Shape shifting and Teleportation."

"Sweet."

"What about me?" Epic Kendall asked.

"Well," Susan spoke again. "You are given the Shape shifting powers and Teleportation. Also you are given some new powers that neither Johnny X nor Super Dukey has recently."

"Like what?"

"Well you have the ability to have all the super smarts in the world and the ability to see things even though you can't actually see far away in real life. And one more thing."

Susan gives Epic Kendall a big paintbrush – the same one Kendall had used to defeat the Blobs back in the Wastelands a few months ago.

"Now I know you've used it before," Susan spoke again. "But I made some upgrades on it so that your attacks are more powerful than ever."

"Thanks," said Epic Kendall.

"No problem. Now get out there and save Selena!"

()()()()()

Meanwhile in Area 51, Mr. Black and Mr. White are in the General's office, waiting for the General to speak.

"Now listen here men," the General spoke. "There has been quite a conflict going on in Mellowbrook recently. First a real-life werewolf with a white helmet howling at the moonlight at Widowmaker's Peak and now a king-sized gorilla kidnapping an Asian girl and holding her hostage in broad daylight! What do you guys think of all this?"

"Mellowbrook's the new Porkbelly sir?" Mr. Black answered.

"That's not what I mean you bumbling assholes!"

"Then what shall we do?" Mr. White spoke.

"We'll deal with this werewolf thing tonight where he'll be at Dead Man's Drop once the moon rises. As for the gorilla conflict, get the Test kids to do the job for us. They're better than we are. Do I make myself clear?"

"Sir Yes Sir!" cried Mr. Black and Mr. White.

()()()()()

As for Super Jonni and Epic Kendall, the gorilla's tracking device had led them to an isolated island with a huge volcano at the center. Super Jonni is able to recognize the island quite easily.

"I knew it!" cried Super Jonni.

"What is it?" Epic Kendall asked.

"That's Bling Bling Island. Johnny told me about it a lot during Science Class."

"Do you think that's where Selena is?"

"Let's find out."

Super Jonni and Epic Kendall flew towards the island and cannot believe their eyes. They saw Selena tied up and gagged at the banquet table outside with Bling Bling Boy who is enjoying his 'date' with millions of Cheetah Chugs and Kit Kat chocolate bars.

"When Wade said the fat kid robbed the Food n' Fix earlier," Super Jonni said looking surprised. "I didn't expect the fat kid to be Eugene. At all."

"It's Bling Bling Boy and I can hear you y'know!" Bling Bling Boy yelled to Super Jonni and Epic Kendall.

Aw biscuits. He spotted us. Epic Kendall thought. Now what?

"POWER POOTS GO!" Super Jonni yelled.

Super Jonni aims her rear end at Bling Bling Boy and gives out a huge fiery fart directly at Bling Bling Boy's face while Epic Kendall frees Selena who then passes out.

"What the?" Bling Bling Boy said after being farted. "I got farted by a girl?"

"You may be a rich boy but you sure are an asshole," Super Jonni said.

This made Bling Bling Boy furious.

"GUARDS!" shouted Bling Bling Boy as the troops came outside. "GET THE GIRLS AND BRING THEM TO ME!"

Before the guards can go near the girls, Epic Kendall pulls out the paintbrush and swings it at the guards, knocking them out cold.

"Now that's what I call epic," Epic Kendall said. "I wonder if I should use it on Jackie someday."

'Now's not the time to go daydreaming Kendall," Super Jonni cried. "We'd best grab the remaining Cheetah Chugs and Kit Kat chocolate bars in the sealed boxes and Selena and get the heck out of here before things go from bad to worse."

But before Super Jonni and Epic Kendall make their getaway, Bling Bling Boy activates a cage which traps the girls inside.

"MWA HA HA HA HA!" Bling Bling Boy screamed. "Now you will all be my prisoners!"

"Oh yeah?" Super Jonni said confidently. "Think again."

"What do you mean think again?"

Epic Kendall held Selena's hand tightly as she and Super Jonni lift their arms in the air.

"Teleportation, GO!"

And with that, Super Jonni, Epic Kendall, Selena and the remaining boxes of Cheetah Chug and Kit Kat disappeared right before Bling Bling Boy's eyes.

"Oh." Bling Bling Boy spoke. "Dammit!"

()()()()()

Back in the mansion, Jonni and Kendall are back to their normal selves and doing normal things while Selena tells Brad everything through the phone.

"So Eugene forced you to date him behind my back?" Brad answered through the phone.

"Yes," Selena replied.

"Don't worry Selena. If I ever find that fat asshole, I'm gonna pound him into turkey meat. Yeah Brad."

"Thanks."

"And it's great to have you back."

()()()()()

At the Food n' Fix.

"Well we may have lost a few boxes to Eugene," the manager said. "But at least the remaining boxes are sealed and untouched by greediness."

"We sure did dude," Wade said. "We sure did."

"And for all the troubles the girls have, for gratitude, I'll give them three boxes of Cheetah Chug and Kit Kat chocolate bars. It's on the house. Tell them for me m'boy."

"Sure thing boss, sure thing."

()()()()()

Extra Scene:

"Now remember boys," the General said as he, Mr. Black and Mr. White set up the trap to capture the werewolf in Dead Man's Drop. "Be quiet so we don't let the werewolf get away that easily."

"Sure thing boss," whispered the secret agents.

As the three men waited, WereKick makes his appearance at Dead Man's Drop with Ol' Blue in his paw.

"Nothing like a good ol' midnight stunt," said WereKick. "At Dead Man's Drop."

As WereKick walks towards the edge, a net springs up high to capture him but it misses as WereKick makes his stunt.

"Dammit," said the General as he and the agents heard WereKick's howling below Dead Man's Drop.

It's back to the drawing board.