don't own transformers. Thanks for the reviews. And ' chapter three!

I'm sleeping in my bed when I hear my car turn on. "what the?" I look outside. "NOOO! My babies being stolen!" I rushed down stairs into the backyard. I see moms bike and start chasing after my car. I call the police to report my car missing but they aren't much help.

I see my car go into an old junkyard. I'm about to catch up but I have to stop because of the train that's passing in front of me right now. "Finally!". The train passes and "I can see my car but it looks like a giant robot?" "and he's shinning a light into the sky?" I start recording this on my phone.

I start walking to get a closer look but I fail to notice the damn guard dogs until its too late and they start chasing me! "Oh god noo!" I scream. I take off running and jump onto some barrels to try to get to higher ground. Next thing I no my car comes busting in and scars the dogs away. I'm still scared and I take off outside where the cops finally came. "oh officer I'm so happy to see you!" they weren't though. I get arrested. I had a horrible experience with the cops and dad at the police station.

"god what a night"

next morning

I'm in the kitchen and Mojo starts barking. "Mojo please stop I had a horrible night". next thing I see is my car driving itself on the lawn. I call miles but he's no help. I try to tell him satins camaro is stalking me but he just keeps laughing like it was a joke. I run outside and grad moms bike again.

Not a good idea since I'm wearing a skirt but whatever since I'm scared. My camaros still following me. Since I'm too busy freaking out and not looking where I'm going. I hit a bump and make a face plant real hard. Of course Michael just happened to be there. "Sam?" he calls. "owe" I replay. "nice going there" he tell me. I mumble some stuff and take off with moms bike again.

I pull into this parking lot. "YES! I lost him!" I cant help but be excited. Then I see a cop car. But fail to notice the side of it that says "to punish and enslave". I rush over . "thank god, see officer I'm having a bad day. I was chased over here by my camaro!" I rush to his side door but he opens the door so last that I make another face plant.

I try to get back up while talking tome but he keeps on pressing the gas and trying to squish me! Then it happens. He transforms into a giant robot. He backs me up into a car and starts asking about my Ebay user name and about my grandfathers glasses. It also looks like he's looking up my skirt! You would think that having a giant robot that could squish you at any moment would be more important than trying to keep your skirt down so he cant see.

I see a chance and take it. "oh no" I see Michael coming on his little go bike. I tackle him off and he's not happy about that. I try to tell him why but then he sees the giant robot coming after me. Bumblebee comes over just in time to rescue us. I tell Michael to get in but he doesn't want too. I finally push him in and bumblebee takes off. We are being chased by that police car. I cant help but think what a wuzz.

Bumblebee pulls into this factory and he pushes us out. He transformers just in time too because the cop car transformed too and they start fighting each other. I little mini robot came out of the evil giant robot and is coming after me and Michael. We take off running but I fall over. The little robot is trying to take my skirt off." get off you perve!" "why are all these damn alien robots such perverts!" I yell.

Michael comes over with some tool and cuts the arms off of the body. All that's left is the head and I kick it away to make myself feel better.

Bumblebee comes over and we talk to him a little. He can only talk through the radio we find out. Then it hits me. I think back to all the times I would just talk when we were alone driving and how many times I thought it was funny that the radio was replying to me. Because he really was! He transforms back into my car and opens the door. "I think he wants us to get in" I tell Michael. " are you crazy? They just had like a giant toy death match!" Michael replys. "I don't think he wants to hurt us. He would have done it by now" .

I get him to finally get into the car and we take off. I mumble under my breath "wuzz". I end up sitting on his lap while inside bee. Then the idiot Michael makes the comment. " if he's like this giant super advance alien robot, then why does he keep turning back into this piece of crap camaro?" Bee hit's the brakes and kicks us out. I cant help but feel irritated at Michael.

Both our jaws drop when we see bee come back as a very new, very upgraded camaro. We get back in. ''nice upgrade bee" I tell him. I get a response from the radio. Its linkin park saying "thank you , thank you, your far too kind". he takes us some where and we get out just in time to see four very giant shooting stairs coming to earth. "WOW" is all I can say. Michael on the other hand looks very pale.

We get back into bee and he takes us into a back ally. Four other vehicles pull up. One is a peter built truck. A rescue hummer. A silver Pontiac. And a GMC pickup tuck. They all start transforming but I cant take my eyes off the big one in front of us. "he's beautiful" I tell Michael. "what your crazy!" he replys. "they all are amazing Michael".

The big one in from of use gets down low to eye level with me. 'what beautiful eyes" I mumble. He asks " are you Samantha James Witwicky? Descendent of Archibald Witwicky?'' I'm still lost in his eyes so it takes me a minute to reply "yes". "they know your name" I cant help but think "duh" Michael.

"My name is Optimus Prime." "we are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet cyberton". the rescue hummer tells us "but you can call us autobots for short." "autobots huh". I repeat. We turn around and the Pontiac starts talking and doing a little flip onto an old car near by. He tells us " what's cracking little bitches". "this looks a cool place to kick it".

Optimus starts talking. "this my first lieutenant''. "designation Jazz''.

''Wait how did he learn to talk like that?" I asked Optimus. He replys "we have learned earths languages through the worldwide web."

Optimus was defiantly the biggest but the GMC was pretty big too. Optimus points to him. "my weapons specialist Ironhide".

He starts doing something with his arms and then we have two real really big cannons in our face. "you feeling lucky punk?" the tells me and Michael.

"easy ironhide" we hear optimus tell him. " I was only kidding. I just wanted to show them my cannons" Ironhide replied.

Optimus points to the hummer. "our medical officer ratchet". he's sniffing the air?

Then he starts talking. "hmm the boys pheromone levels suggested he wants to mate with the female." oh great thanks a lot Michael I think to my self. Next optimus points to my car.

"you already know your guardian bumblebee". Aww he looks so cute. He's punching the air while music is blasting through his radio. Until I notice those eyes. Something about those eyes seem familiar. So you're my guardian I say. He nodes his head and then I really notice those blue eyes. And I scream at him.

"SO YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU'RE MY GUARDIAN THAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO LOOK AT ME WHILE IM SHOWERING!" he's looking at me shaking his head and arms as if he wants me to keep quite. Ironhide is laughing. Jazz makes the comment joking he was only curious sam. I send a glare his way. Ratchet looks amused and optimus looks..jealous?

Ratchet then points a laser to bumblebees neck and tell us that his vocal cord were damaged in battle and that he's still trying to repair them. I turn to optimus and ask "are you single?" just joking. I really ask "why are you here?".

"we are here looking for the allspark and we must find it before megatron".

"mega what?" I ask. Optimus starts touching something on his head and the floor starts collapsing. Michaels freaked out and I tell him "it must be a memory or something like that that he's showing us. Calm down the floor isn't really collapsing." I cant help but think wuzz yet again.

We can see cybertron and optimus starts telling us the story about what happened and how my grandfather and his glasses ties into everything. Ratchet starts talking.

"if the decepticons find the allspark , they will use earths machines and build a new army."

"and the human race will be extinguished". "sam you hold the key to earths survival". optimus tells me.

"please tell me you have those glasses" Michael asks.

"yea I do they are at my house" I reply.

They all start transforming into their vehicle modes. Bumblebee opens his door and mentions for me to get in." oh hell no bee I'm still mad at you, you little pervert!"

I walk up to optimus and ask if I can ride with him. He opens his door and I get in. I cant help but feel butterflies in my stomach. Its about a thirty minute drive from here to my house I tell him. And we take off to my home.

optimus view

I couldn't help but feel a little bit of jealousy as sam told us how bumblebee saw her in her a very private way. Of course bee is very young and was just curios and probably didn't know but still. I found myself a little pleased when she asked to ride with me. I cant help but feel drawn to sam for some reason.

I was surprised at how many questions sam had for me. I tried to answer most of them. Bumblebee wasn't lying when he said she was a curious talkative little thing. She asked how far away cybertron was. She surprised me when she spoke her next words.

"it must be very lonely being away from your home for so long".

"it is sam".

"you guys can stay with me in my home. well not inside the house because you guys wouldn't fit but your welcome to the yard. Just stay off the grass. Dads very anal about that."

I couldn't help but chuckle at her. My whole cabin vibrated when I laughed. Her temperature raised up a little. I ignored it and continued with the conversation.

"thank you sam. Your very sweet".

"optimus?"

"yes sam?"

"I'm 17. How old are you?"

I tell sam my age and she stays quite for a moment. It looks like she's thinking. The she tells me " I don't mean to sound rude but that sounds like a lot to me. Maybe its easier if you tell me how old you are if you were a human?" now it was my turn to think about it. "sam I believe I would be in my late twenties.''

"so your only about ten years older than me. You so young!"

"Haha thank you sam".

I like older men. I think they are hot she tells me while she's giggling. Is she flirting with me? I cant help but think.

"do you have a girlfriend or wife?'' I stay quiet to look up the terms. When I learn about the terms I cant help but think of elita one. I did love her once but I cant help but feel something for sam. Even though I just met her. I know I shouldn't tell sam either. I guess I stayed quite a little to long for Sam.

"I'm sorry optimus I shouldn't have asked. I'm just so curious about you guys''.

"its alright sam. And no I am un bonded."

"really now" she sounds excited about my answer. Enough about me I wish to know more about her. So I decide to switch the conversation about myself to sam. "what about you sam? do you have this boyfriend term you speak about?"

"huh?" "oh no I don't have a boyfriend optimus". I couldn't help but feel a little happy about that.

"what about Michael sam?"

"he's just a friend… who apparently wants to mate with me. Not cool." I couldn't help but laugh at her facial expressions. My cabin vibrated again from my laughter. Her temperature went up again. I looked this up on the internet and found that this can be cause by arousal? I was going to ask her but I didn't want to make her uncomfortable.

''I think you guys are amazing" sam said out of the blue. " do you think after we get the glasses we could talk more I just want to know more about you guys. more about you?" "I know this great view of the city and county side". she sounded very nerves when she finished her sentence.

I stayed quite for a moment to think about what she just asked me. Using the internet once more I found out she just asked me out on a date. Something humans do when they want to get to know you better and start a romantic relationship.

Sam looked sad and very nerves at my quietness.

"sam did you just ask me out on a date?"

"um.." sam was completely nerves now.

"what no of course I didn't just ask the leader of a giant alien race out on a date!"

"Oh hey look there's my house optimus!"

Sam jumped out very quickly and practically ran over to bumblebee and Michael. I felt like a fool. I must have hurt Sam's feeling in not responding to her question. I was just given an opportunity to get to know sam better and maybe tell her how I feel and I messed it up. I promise you sam I will make it up to you.

Ok so there's chapter three. I tried to make it long since I have a soccer tournament this week. So I wont be able to post the next chapter up until Monday. Sorry guys! I need some ideas about Optimus and Sam's romantic relationship. Help much appreciated. Please review and comment. Thanks!