Originally I was supposed to go and update Alice in the Country of Kids but this hasn't been touched in over a month D:

Idea in this goes to That Masked Chick.

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Chapter 3: Boxerlicious Makes the Boys Go Loco

Boris followed behind the two set of twins that squabbled about useless things ahead of him, his whole mind still confused. Originally, the idea that the two girls 'Ali and Ce' were made to be representatives of Dee and Dum had seemed very accurate and essentially made sense to him, but now that he actually thought of it, it actually made him sound crazy. So he simply shook off the idea and went with the flow, though he was still a bit puzzled on what exactly happened to split Alice somehow and make her so similar to the twins.

"You stupid brats!" Elliot shouted as they approached the main gate. Dee and Dum cringed as Ali, Ce, and Boris snickered. The two girls shuffled out of the twins grasp and moved in next to Boris.

"You can't stay on your post for one day, can you!?" The Hare said before he grabbed them both by their ears. The twins moaned while he began dragging them away.

"Let go, you stupid Hare!" "We were playing with our big sisters!"

Elliot rolled his eyes as he went by the gate, "Shut up. If you don't start doing your job I'm going to tell Blood to deduct your pay." Both boys silenced themselves immediately with pouts while they held their swollen ears. Now, Elliot turned around to greet Boris and Alice. However, the March Hare nearly jumped in surprise at the mirror images he was now gazing at. Ali and Ce giggled at his expression in pure amusement.

"Al-Alice?" Elliot asked confused pointing at the two of them, "T-there's two o-of you!" He remarked dizzily.

Boris slung an arm around the two girls that shot each other wolfish grins. "Well Mr. Number Two, allow me to introduce you to Ali and Ce."

"I'm Ali."

"I'm Ce."

Elliot held his head as his eyes began spinning, "But Alice… One person… How is that possible!?"

Ali and Ce looked at him blankly. "It's because we're twins, you moronic rab-bit." They stressed the word out purposefully, their words linked in sync.

Their response made Dee and Dum laugh and this caused the girls removed Boris' arms from their shoulders as they walked past the stoned Elliot who was still attempting to piece everything together.

"Hey, guys! Let's go play!" Ali and Ce cheered to the boys who grinned. "Sure! We have the grenades inside our room!"

Boris watched them go inside the mansion gate, the girls on the guys' backs as they giggled and laughed about bombing places and cutting things up.

Finally, Elliot snapped out of it and turned around, "Oi! Come back here, you kids!" He yelled going in after them, though his reluctance was clear in his steps.

Lazily, Boris yawned as he leaned back on one of the trees outside the mansion gate. He knew they were bound to come out eventually, but for now, he'd prefer for Elliot to have the headache.

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"Hey, hey, Boris."

Boris stirred in his sleep as he woke up to Alice's voice.

He turned his head to face the girl whose her attire was now different to his shock. The foreigner winked at him with a smile on her face while she stood over him. Greatly opposed to the usual puffy lolita dress she had been wearing before, she was now in a black and red low cut cheerleading outfit that was designed with red hearts. Complemented with a mini skirt and knee high boots that went with the outfit as though specifically made for her, at her hips were a set of bright red and black pom-poms.

"Alice, ur, when you did you change your clothes? And why are you dressed like a cheerleader of all things?" The Cheshire Cat could only ask in puzzlement and the whole while she kept her innocent smile, though it didn't do much to put him at ease considering her earlier behavior. Her composure didn't slip in any sort of dangerous way as she walked around him in a circle.

"Hm… No reason. It's just that I need something from you, Boris." She simply informed. Boris looked at her; his bewilderment was rapidly growing farther as she put a grin on her face. Stopping her useless motion, Alice walked up in front of him and pushed him against the tree behind him.

The purple haired boy widened his eye in surprise from her unbelievable burst of strength, but he had no time to really remark on it as she continued, "You see Boris; you have something that I want."

Now finding his voice, Boris watched down at her in concern, "Are you okay, Alice? You seem—" Alice cut off his speech as she slammed her lips against his.

The motion caused Boris to look down at her alarmed as he expected for her to pull a part right after she incited the kiss however she continued it, her eyelids closed while her hand began to snake its way down to his shorts.

By now, his face was filled with raw red as he struggled not to fall victim into the kiss. "Alice… Stop…" He moaned out however she didn't cease. She pushed her body closer to his for a second as he felt her hands pull down his shorts. Still in a daze, Boris tried to stop her advancing hands but was still trapped in a whirlwind of overwhelmed emotions from their still ongoing kiss.

Before he knew it, Alice pulled away from the kiss, a smirk now ignited on her face. For the first time, Boris took note of how her eyes were suddenly a bright, ruby red color that shimmered nicely under the sun.

"Thank you very much, kitty cat. This is the first of my collection." Alice giggled with a small salute before she turned and sprinted off quickly. Boris blinked while he felt his breathing begin to return to normal. Still trying to catch up on all the thoughts overloading his brain, he ran a hand through his hair as his mind raced back to the kiss he and Alice had just shared. With a blush, he suddenly felt a breeze go by his lower body before everything snapped together.

"Shit."

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Ace lazily put a hand to his mouth as he released a yawn, his hand slipping his sword back into its sheath. He was just recently finished up in the training room and it had been proven to be way too boring for his taste. Perhaps he needed to ask someone more skilled at sword fighting that was somewhere close to his level to participate with him in his training. The faceless were easy to kill that it even made him sleepy.

Peter White though he was formidable, he wasn't likely to willingly look at the Knight moreover actually help him in his boredom.

"Perhaps I can visit Alice." He mumbled thoughtfully. The foreigner hadn't been within his sight for a while now. Every time he went to deliver Julius broken clocks, she was always out. Usually at the Amusement Park with the Cat. Though the last time had been over, she had certainly been interesting…

She even had her own gun and all. It had been unsuspected and certainly kept him on his feet.

Not even glancing at the dismembered bodies of the faceless guards that he had finished a practice session with, the Knight put a hand on the door knob to exit. His shock was pressed down heavily as he felt a kick go down in his stomach region the second he cracked open the door. The power of the kick was enough to send him flying back a couple of feet on his back.

His fighting instincts immediately called for him to stand to his feet, a surprise attack was definitely not something he expected and he had allowed his guard to lower at a terrible time. Rising off of his back, his hands were at his side for his sword as his eyes scanned the door for his enemy critically.

Now, the Knight of Hearts felt his shock pierce through the ceiling of the building as his scarlet eyes looked at Alice who was now lowering her left boot from the air with a friendly smile lightened up on her face. "Hi, Ace!" She chirped happily looking into his surprise crimson irises with cheerful ones.

The Knight put away his hands from his sword, after all there had to be a mistake.

That was Alice after all.

Though her kick had a surprising amount of force to it, he knew he couldn't seriously fight her.

Bringing back up his masking smile, he let out a laugh while he allowed one of his hands to rub at his stomach that still had a low pain to it, "You got me there! Didn't know you were so strong!" He laughed out good-naturedly.

Alice ignored his statement, her steps bringing herself inside of the training room more fully with an aura of happiness trailing around her.

"I was in the neighborhood and I was bored. So I was wondering if you could practice with me." She remarked while looking around the room, her vivid eyes scanning over the dead bodies as she twirled a piece of her brown hair in her fingers.

In response to this, Ace tilted his head to the side, "Practice? Practice what with you?"

Alice turned her head to him once more as though the answer were obvious though she kept her gentle expression, "Sword fighting but of course!"

This answer was not exactly something the Knight of Hearts was expecting, but his smile didn't falter, "Alice knows how to use a sword? That's great! Sure, I'll practice with you!" Ace nodded.

Truthfully, it didn't seem as though she were lying but it was hard to tell with the new demeanor she had about herself.

It was actually a bit disturbing and he couldn't help but wonder if she were mocking him in some way.

Ace inclined his neck to the left as a swish of air went by his ear, eyes incredibly calm he watched as Alice picked up her other pom-pom that remained to her side, an innocent smile still hovered on her lips as she turned the second pom-pom into a sword that looked incredibly identical to his own, though with more feminine attributes.

His steps went backward and his eyes observed her skillfully.

Her other pom-pom had been something that she tossed at him and he narrowly missed, probably a knife or something similar. If he was going to fight her and she was seriously making moves that had the potential to kill him, he had to remain alert.

Alice held up a peace sign with her fingers, "Perfect, because regardless of your answer I would have still practiced with you!" She exclaimed brightly with a wink.

Ace steadied his stance, his hand bringing his sword out of its sheath.

He truly was a bit hesitant about fighting about her and he made a mental note to not be too serious and if anything he'd just get her on her back a couple of seconds in. Considering how it was Alice he was dealing with, he didn't think it'd be too hard.

"Let's begin then, shall we?" He questioned with a beam, his body now coming under his complete control. His grip on the sword handle tightened briefly while he awaited the female's first move.

She appeared ever so casual, in a manner similar to how he usually was, "Oh. Before we begin I want to tell you, I want a prize for when we finish here." Alice spoke as she touched the top of her sword with her finger. A drop of blood came out from her skin that she just pricked though she waved off.

Curious, Ace raised a brow, "A prize?"

His question didn't receive an answer as before the Knight of Hearts could register what was happening, Alice charged herself forward with her sword ready to cut at his neck, something that honestly caught him by surprise inwardly. The male's reflexes went out faster than the girl predicted and he flung his weapon out in front of him, causing the sound of metal clashing loudly to echo through the room.

Alice pushed against her sword firmly, though in response she received the exact amount of force.

She grinned with a small laugh, "Ace is so strong! That's great, I love strong guys!"

Ace couldn't help but return the expression with a similar laugh, "Alice is stronger than I thought she was too. You're really fast!"

Moving away the sword, Alice did a quick flip over Ace's head. In the process Ace felt a blush fight to come to his face as Alice landed on the balls of her feet. She pulled down the back of her skirt that was exposing a bit of black underneath her red miniskirt, "Aw, my skirt is a little too low. I hope you didn't see anything, Ace." She pouted at him, though the devious intent in her eye was clear.

Pulling back her weapon for a second, the girl maneuvered the sword to cut up at the Knight's side, but despite the fact that her movement was fast, Ace was faster in defending himself. Alice continued this pattern, as Ace just stuck to blocking.

Her form was impressive and creepily alike to his own, it was almost predictable how she was going to move.

Now, an opening caught his eyes as he blocked another oncoming sword attack from her. His eyes narrowed at the opportunity as Ace swung his sword upward knocking out the weapon from the girl's hand. Alice pouted as her sword went sliding to the other side of the room and Ace raised his sword up to her neck.

"I win, Alice!" He smiled at her.

Alice glanced down at the sword, "I don't think so, Ace." Alice rose up her right foot to kick the sword out his hands, at first his grip on his sword was deadly, but the second Alice raised her leg up and he saw more black his hands loosened quite a bit making the girls kick very effective.

Once the sword was out his hands, Alice grinned as she ran up to him and pulled down his pants. Ace's eyes widened in shock as Alice somehow, managed to get his boxers off and into her hands.

The moment she got his boxers she backed away from him, spinning her new black and red item in her hands with a giggle. "I see London! I see France! I got Ace's underpants! Hehe not only did I just win, I also got my prize!"

Ace could only stare at the cheering girl dumbfounded; his pants were on the floor, his boxers her in her hand, though his jacket was just that long enough to stop himself from feeling a draft, and the only thing he could not figure out was how she did it.

It didn't make any physical sense in the slightest.

Now trying to recover, the Knight of Hearts cracked a grin, "Hahaha! I get it now! Alice wants me to strip for her!" Ace laughed as he crossed his arms. "I never would have thought she'd be so forceful though!"

Alice began waving her so-called prize in the air, "I always knew you were a boxer guy Ace and I don't want you to strip,"

Ace continued laughing at the fact she was now denying it, but before he could respond, he was shocked by her continuation.

"I rather do it myself after all." She winked at him.

The Knight kept his smile on. "Is that so? Well then, come closer. I may just let you." He teased, though in mind he already had a planning forming on how to get his undergarments back.

Alice shook her head with the similar smile on her face, "No way! Ace just wants to take away my prize! Too bad, I won them fair and square!" Alice resisted as she stuck her tongue out.

"Hm… If you don't give them back, I'll be tempted to do something I might regret…" Ace threatened, though it was a hollow one and he only hoped he could intimidate her into getting what he wanted.

The girl shrugged her shoulders, "I don't care! It's my prize!" Alice said before sprinting out the room. Ace followed after her just as fast as he put his pants back on despite his lack of boxer's. "I want them back Alice!" He smiled, his steps becoming that much faster. Alice laughed as she ran past some maids and workers who stared at the duo confused.

Alice waved Ace's boxers in the air, "Hey, everyone!" Alice screamed as she barely evaded Ace while she went down a corner. The workers in the hall the two now ran down looked at her, "Look at my prize! Doesn't Ace have excellent taste in boxers!?" She snickered as Ace ran up closer.

"You better hope I don't catch you Alice~" Ace smiled still pursuing her.

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Vivaldi looked down at the faceless that was about to executed. "Get on with it!" She demanded hotly at the guard who was about to chop off the maids head. "Calm down…" The King said quietly. Vivaldi ignored him as she tapped on the arms of her thorn impatiently.

The doors of the room suddenly burst open.

"Who dare interrupt this execution!? Off with their head!" Vivaldi screamed down at the soldiers at the floor of the room.

Alice entered the room still laughing like mad while waving Ace's boxers in the air, "My prize is so boxer-licious!" She effortlessly flipped over the heads of the soldiers that attempted to catch her as she raced around the executioner's platform.

"Is that Alice?" Vivaldi blinked in disbelief as she watched the girl kick down all the soldiers that tried to stop her, "Don't touch my prize!" Alice pouted, "Get your own!"

Ace now ran into the room, "Give them back, Alice!" He grinned as he looked at the mayhem that was still going on. Alice continued fighting off the faceless without much effort as she had his boxers on her head.

"Wow this looks like fun! Can I join?" Ace asked. Alice nodded as she threw a guard down from over her shoulder, "Sure!"

Ace smirked as he ran up to her and tore his boxers off her head. Alice didn't notice as she was too busy throwing the guards around the room.

"Get out of our execution room now!" Vivaldi screamed as Ace and Alice ran out instantly.

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Alice panted as she came to a stop outside in the castle gardens. She fell on her back as she looked up at the sky tiredly. Ace stopped right next to her, both of them still grinning ear to ear.

"That was fun." Alice commented putting her hands behind her head.

"We should do it again sometime!" Ace agreed full heartedly. Both of them nodded in agreement. Suddenly Alice made a noise of remembrance. Ace looked at her curiously as she got up from her spot on the floor. Alice looked Ace in the eyes as she walked closer to him.

"Before I forget…" Alice closed her eyes as she leaned down closer to his face. She pressed her lips against his gently. The sudden motion surprised the Knight but he kissed back considering how sensually she attempted to pull him into it. Alice then began to slip her hands in his jacket; this caused Ace to kiss her back more powerfully as he wrapped his arms around her waist.

Without warning, the foreigner smiled into the kiss as she freed one of her hands to punch Ace in the stomach. He recoiled, flinching at the pain as Alice snatched his boxers back that were strapped inside his jacket.

Pulling away, she jumped back a couple of feet, "Can't leave without getting my prize now can I?" She blew him a kiss before turning on her heel and running into the castle maze. "Thanks again, Ace!" Her voice echoed as the Knight could only stand bewildered at what just happened.

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Welp

I also want to know if I got Boris and Ace's personality down since I kinda wrote something's in their POV :U So tell me!