A rather long Author note, then the story. Skip the note if you want.

HELLO AGAIN! I wonder, is it odd that I have now written 3 chapters without getting a single review? Does it really matter anyways? I apologize for the previous chapter being even shorter than the first one. In this chapter, Hanabi meets Pyro for the first time. I am drawing some inspiration for this pairing from an ongoing fanfic called "The Great Sage Naruto," which is a very good read. As I may have mentioned in earlier chapters, I have trouble conceiving the mind of a normal person. So my other characters might seem a bit shallow for a while. ANY advice, ideas, etc, are welcome.

Anyways, when we last left off, Pyro was racing around the city because he gets hyper when drunk. People in the Hokage's office found out he was an Angel. And Hanabi was just leaving the hospital (which Pyro had somehow NOT disturbed) and was heading home.

SPOILERS! I intend to make Pyro an outcast as well, like Naruto. I am sorry, Naruto fans for shoving Naruto aside as the main character. BUT NARUTO WILL REMAIN VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT TO THE STORY! Since Pyro will become the new 'pariah' of the Village, who better than Naruto to show him how to cope? Pyro will NOT become Hokage. If my story gets that far, Naruto will become Hokage. If I can write in the subplot, I will pair Naruto with Hinata.

ON WITH THE STORY! (No, I am NOT related to the Green Beasts of Kohona!)

Kohona Hospital:

Hanabi left the Hospital with her Hyuuga guardian and headed home. She still wasn't sure what had caused the Big Scary Noise, and was CERTAIN that it was connected to the damage to the house and her father's injuries, but no one would tell her anything. She looked up as she heard shouting coming from somewhere near the marketplace. Her Hyuuga guardian activated his eyes with a soft "Byakuugan," and suddenly tensed. His face went through a fascinating array of expressions. Hanabi watched as his face went from confused, to eye popping and pale, to angry and red, back to confused again, than even MORE eye popping and even paler…. WHOOOOSH! Hanabi was suddenly knocked off her feet by an unnaturally powerful and hot gust of wind that seemed to be….. laughing? 'What was that!'She thought.

Hyuuga Guardian (HyuGa) POV of what happened

The HyuGa had sensed an odd…presence…in the area. It didn't feel like chakra though…

"Byakuugan," he said, activating his bloodline and tried to located the disturbance.

He looked over the village, and saw….a trail of fire? He was confused, and zoomed in.

His face paled and his eyes bulged as he realized there was a PERSON making the trail.

Then he grew furious as he recognized the interloper that had invaded the Hyuuga Manor.

The HyuGa then became confused again as he noticed something off about the interloper. Besides his insane laughter, that is.

His face paled and his eyes bulged even bigger as he noticed several things:

One, the interloper was not using chakra, in fact, he didn't appear to even HAVE chakra, yet was moving like Gai after opening a few Celestial Gates. The fire was caused by mere friction.

Two, he had freaking WINGS on his back and his eyes were GLOWING! (Byakuugan only sees chakra colors, all else is black and white, I think)

And three, that FREAK was heading towards Hanabi-sama!

Before he could react, the freak had blown past them, nearly hitting Hanabi-sama and knocking her over with the resulting wind.

Pyro POV

Well….its kinda hard to put what goes through my head into words. Words imply a LINE of thought. For me, it is more like a tangled WEB of simultaneous thoughts. Also, I have never drunk before, so I don't know how I'd think when drunk…..So…..

"WHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Pyro cried out as he raced all around. Everything was FAST! SUPERFAST! He loved the feel of the wind on his face. As he turned a corner he noticed two figures. ?...HEY! THOSE ARE HYUUGA FIGURE THINGIES! PEOPLES! PERSONS! WHATEVERS!...?...Oh? One of them was a girl…About Pyro's age, maybe younger. (Pyro is 18, physically, and Hanabi is 15, but Pyro is rather immature and bad at sensing age) She was rather….cute, actually. Pyro pondered the weird feeling that appeared in his chest as he sped by, still laughing. Crap. He forgot to turn. Wall in front, no time to stop or turn….

So Pyro raced up the side of the wall, and continued cartoon style into the air. He went up, up, high above Kohona, and then the alcohol wore off. "ZZZzzzz…." Pyro went to sleep as he began to fall back down to earth… (Don't worry, he will be fine, eventually, and will pop up again later)

Hanabi picked herself up. Using Byakuugan, she managed to get a glimpse of what had nearly hit her. 'Dark brown hair, messy looking, are those…WINGS? And…red eyes? Why are they glowing?' She didn't notice the lack of chakra in Pyro's system. As Hanabi and the HyuGa watched the trail of fire go up the wall and disappear into the sky. Hanabi, curious, turned to her Guardian.

"Who was that…ruffian?" She asked.

"No one of consequence, Hanabi –sama, merely a worthless troublemaker." The HyuGa said stiffly.

'I hope that freak dies from the fall.' He thought maliciously.

Hanabi pondered what had happened the rest of the way home.

'Who ever that was, they certainly were fast. And strong, if they survive that fall…' Hanabi thought to herself. 'Those eyes…a bloodline? And those wings, too… Why is that person so worthless, then?' She felt something odd at the thought of the person, like a tugging in her chest. 'What is this feeling?'

Meanwhile at Ichiraku's:

This space is empty for the moment as I do not trust myself as of yet to write it. Basically, it is the start of the Naruto-Hinata pairing. Naruto is eating ramen again, and Hinata is watching him, again, but this time he notices. I could really use some help with this part. Naruto is almost cannon, only a bit stronger and not as interested in Sakura due to the time spent away from home. Hinata is cannon, fainting and everything. They end up eating ramen together, yadda yadda, Naruto says something, Hinat faints, and he carries her home then leaves. Could any of the more accomplished authors out there work with this and help me, please? Even if it is just advice, it is still very much appreciated.

Hanabi got home to find that her sister had already gone to bed. Hanabi wanted to ask her sister about the weird feeling she had gotten earlier, but was feeling tired from the all that had occurred. Hanabi briefly wondered why Hinata was smiling in her sleep before she too, was taken by the sands of sleep.

THE NEXT DAY, after breakfast, 8 am:

Since her father wasn't there to train her, Hanabi decided to have a Day Off from the rest of her tutoring. She snuck through the hole in the wall (In all the uproar, it had been forgotten) of the Manor, and headed for a training ground to think. She heard a soft buzzing noise in the air. She ignored the noise and continued to walk, only to fall into a hole in the ground and land on something, or rather, someONE. (*Author makes victory sign*) Hanabi was knocked unconscious by the impact.

When Pyro had come down, he had hit the ground hard enough to make a deep Pyro shaped hole in the ground reminiscent of Wiley Coyote. Still knocked out from the aftereffects of the alcohol, he continued to sleep. In fact, he didn't wake up even when Hanabi landed on him. Instead, he murmered something in his sleep. Instinctively, his arms came up around the unconcious Hanabi to gently hug her as he slept. His snoring stopped immediately.

For the first time, Pyro slept peacefully, without nightmares. He dreamed of the girl he had seen yesterday, wondering who she was, not realizing he was holding the object of his dreams. 'Who are you?' he wondered, 'and what is this strange feeling?' Whatever the feeling was, it wasn't bad. In fact, it felt better than running with the wind… A small smile crept up onto his face.

Meanwhile, Hanabi was dreaming of the odd person that had nearly ran into her the other day. 'Who was that ruffian,' she wondered, 'and what was that feeling? Why am I feeling this way around a complete stranger I haven't even met?' She continued to sleep as her small arms crept around Pyro to hug him back, smiling softly in her sleep.

'I have to see him/her again,' they both thought in their dreams as they snuggled a little bit closer.

Normally I would end the chapter here, but it is WAY too short for that.

Back in the waking world, everyone was going nuts. The Hyuugas were freaking out because Hanabi failed to show for her tutoring session and hadn't been seen for hours. The ANBU were freaking out because they couldn't find Pyro, Tsunade and most of the Jonin were freaking out because they were afraid that the Hyuugas would think the disappearances were linked and call for Pyro's head. The villagers were freaking out because SOMETHING that wasn't human had been running around the village like a guided missile, not to mention the damage caused by Lee, who was freaking out because Ten-Ten and Anko were trying to turn him into a pincushion for wrecking their favorite Dango shop, and Naruto was freaking out because Sakura thought that HE was the one running around and was trying to clobber him again. Kakashi was freaking out because Yamamoto had found out that he had managed to sleep through Pyro's wakeup call by wearing ear plugs. (Yamamoto was currently using his scary face technique on Kakashi. "Senpai, that's not fair…")

3:00 pm:

(I debated whether I should give Pyro a massive hangover or not for this.)

Hanabi stirred, beginning to wake up. She felt wonderfully relaxed. Her bed felt really warm for some reason. She didn't seem to have a pillow either. Though it felt very nice all the same, the way it felt to hug the bed and have the bed hug her back…..Hanabi froze and was wide awake.

Beds don't hug.

She snapped open her eyes to find she was lying on top of Pyro, and that they were both hugging.

Hanabi squeaked and sat up, bright red, unable to move or speak. Pyro stirred at the sudden movement. He opened one eye at her. Then he shut it again. Then he opened both eyes wide and blinked at Hanabi.

"Ummm….hello…" Hanabi didn't move.

"Who are you? And why are you sitting on me?"

Hanabi still didn't respond. Pyro poked her in the cheek. Hanabi blinked and looked down at him. 'Ok, don't panic, stay calm. Get out of hole first, THEN deal with mysterious beautiful girl.' Pyro thought to himself franticly. 'I've seen her somewhere before, but where?' He put his thoughts aside and scratched his head.

"I think we should get up, ok?"

Hanabi, still in a state of shock, could only nod dumbly. Pyro sat up, and with another squeak Hanabi realized that she was still sitting on him. In a daze, she climbed up out of the hole and turned to watch as Pyro jumped out after her. Pyro groaned a bit as he stretched his shoulders and flexed his wings, which had still been out when he fell. Hanabi stared openmouthed as the sun caught his feathers and shot off bleached golden streaks at the edges of Pyro's hair that she hadn't noticed before. 'OH MY GOD HE LOOKS LIKE….HE IS AN ANGEL!' She screamed in her head. Her heard pounding fiercely. Pyro noticed her staring at him and stopped stretching.

"Ummm….Is something wrong?"

Pyro asked turning his crimson eyes to hers. He suddenly remembered where he saw Hanabi from.

"Hey, you're that beautiful girl from before!" Pyro said. This proved too much for Hanabi.

Hanabi's response was to sigh and pass out, falling into Pyro's arms.

"Ok, then…now what do I do?" Pyro muttered, looking around him as he cradled the small teen. 'Please oh please oh please do NOT let this girl's father appear right now.' Pyro set off to find Naruto. 'Naruto will know what to do.' He thought to himself as he jumped across the tree branches to find the training ground Naruto frequented.

With Naruto:

Naruto was busy training with his shadow clones when Pyro burst into the clearing.

"Hey, Pyro! Where were you?" Several clones shouted to him. Pyro went over to where the real Naruto was doing physical exercises. Pyro stood straight before Naruto and held out an unconscious Hanabi.

"Hey, Naruto? I woke up and found this girl sitting lying on top me and then she fainted. What do I do with her?"

Every Naruto stopped what he was doing and stared at Pyro, recognizing Hanabi in his arms.

'Is that…Hinta-chan's sister? WTF!'

Naruto realized Pyo was waiting for an answer and scrambled to find the right thing to say.

"Uh, you should take her home. That's what I did when Hinata fainted on me yesterday. I think it's a Hyuuga thing."

Pyro nodded, "Take her home. Got it. Thanks, Naruto!" He turned and jumped off.

Naruto there for a moment then paled as he thought about his words.

"HER OWN HOME, NOT YOURS!"

Naruto returned to training. 'I hope he heard me, or else Hiashi will skin him alive…I should ask Hinata-chan about this…'

Meanwhile, Pyro was staring down at Hanabi, and didn't hear Naruto. 'Take her home, huh? It seems rather odd to take a girl you just met to your house, but hey, Naruto said…' Pyro got back to his house. Well, not house, per say. Pyro wasn't one to spend money when he didn't have to. It wasn't that he was a scrooge or anything, he just didn't require as many creature comforts. Pyro had found a cave hidden in the deepest part of the Forrest of Death. After a few experiments with his powers, Pyro had hollowed out the cave, melting and reforming the rock to his liking. After exploring the rock around the cave, Pyro managed to find a natural hot-spring. With the help of Naruto, Pyro managed to set up an indoor onsen and plumbing system. A small hydroelectric generator connected to the spring supplied the cave with electricity for lighting and heating. Pyro made all of his own furniture out of wood, seeing as whittling and carpentry was a hobby of his. He bought fabric, thread, and stuffing, and carpeting from a store and sewn the cushions and pillows himself, including the mattress for his bed. He cut and fitted the carpet himself. Pyro also made all of the metal furnishings such as doorknobs, wiring, utensils, etc, even kunai in a forge located in the 'basement' of the cave. (Pyro has a lot of free time as he doesn't really train much, or socialize, so he carves or forges metal to pass the time.) Naruto and Jiraiya had set up a locking system using seals that would recognize only Pyro. Jiraiya had also put up a permanent Genjutsu over the front door so it resembled the rock around it.

Pyro entered the Forrest of Death. The animals in the area had learned to respect Pyro a long time ago, and as long as he didn't go out of his way to bother them, they left him alone. Pyro stopped in front of a massive boulder that was sunken into the earth. Shifting Hanabi to his left arm, Pyro reached through the Genjutsu with his right to place his palm on the door. Hearing a clicking sound, Pyro pushed the door open and carried Hanabi in. Pyro brought her over to his own bed, which was the softest, and tucked her in, stroking her ebony hair a bit before he caught himself. Pyro went over to the nearby guest bed and sat down, his back against the wall, to watch over Hanabi…

(Poor Hanabi is acting ooc because she was overwhelmed by unfamiliar emotions.)

Hokage's office

"Tsunade-sama!"

Tsunade turned to look at the ANBU before her.

"What is it?"

"We found an imprint in the ground where Pyro fell after passing out, but Pyro had already left. He appears to have headed toward the Forrest of Death"

Tsunade sighed. At least Pyro wasn't on a rampage anymore.

"Call off the search for him, then. He should be home now, and thanks to the Hentai we can't reach him there. He will come out for dinner and we can debrief him then. For now focus on finding the Hyuuga girl."

"Oba-san!" Naruto came running into the room. Tsunade glared at him.

"What it now, brat?"

"Pyro recently came to me for advice, he was carrying Hinata-chan's sister, and when I told him to take her home, I think he got confused and took her to HIS home!"

"WHAT!"

Naruto, Tsunade, and the ANBU looked behind them to see a member of the Hyuuga Clan. He had just come to ask Tsunade how the search for Hanabi on her end was going when he heard what Naruto said.

Oh shit…. Tsunade and Naruto looked at each other for a moment.

"Now, let's not be too hasty here," Tsunade began top say only to be cut off.

"Hokage-sama, this is a clan matter, so stay out of it." The Hyuuga turned and stormed off.

Meanwhile, back at Pyro's cave, Hanabi began to stir…

Next up: "What do you mean you don't have chakra!"

So, I hope you like this chapter. I decided that Pyro will be immune to hangovers, which will make Tsunade jealous of him. I love the idea of someone coming to Naruto holding a beautiful unconscious girl and asking what to do with her. The possibilities are endless! As you may have guessed, when Hanabi wakes up she will be back in her right mind, and pissed at Pyro. Now that I think about it, putting Hiashi in the hospital was good, because it prevented him from interfering with either Naruto and Hinata or Hanabi and Pyro. He won't be happy when he finds out what happened. Please review for once and tell me what you think, even if it is just to criticize me in a mean way.