As they neared the farm he noticed the other pony's he had met, well seen earlier in the morning. There was the orange one with a blond ponytail, a pink one with a slightly darker pink frizzy mane, a pure white unicorn with a much styled purple mane, a cyan Pegasus with a rainbow mane and the yellow and pink Pegasus from before. Then there was twilight making the group complete. "what are everyone's names" Steven asked twilight looked at him with curiosity "why do you…"to make the time here less awkward, so I don't seem like a fool. Twilight looked at him once more before replying "well if you want to know, the pink one is pinkie pie, the white one is rarity, the orange one is apple jack, the yellow one is fluttershy, the rainbow mane one is rainbow dash and you know me" by this time they arrived at the entrance of the farm, sweet apple acres.
Steven hated this. He didn't hate them (yet) but the happy everything he wasn't okay with. Steven needed to kill something or fight someone to see if testosterone even existed in this world. But they got to where the rest of the ponies were and wouldn't hurt them as they were fluttershy's friends. Nobody hurts fluttershy or her friends. Once they arrived twilight told them of the situation and what information Steven told them. After that they were beginning to have a picnic. Steven hated picnics with talkative people, and these were talkative ponies indeed.
They talked and asked Steven questions for some time until they were out of food. Seeing an opportunity, Steven asked if he could help with anything. "Uh, sure sugarcube just take the basket an' bring it to the barn" Steven grabbed the basket and began to carry it to the destination "at last, peace and quiet". Then Steven heard a roar
A large beast erupted from the trees, starring and watching Steven with murder some intent. Steven set down the basket and pulled out a pocket knife, starring back at it. The lion/scorpion creature, a manticore began to charge at Steven. Steven smiled a large creepy smile, with fire and death in his eyes. No creature on the equestrian landscape has met an angry yet happy psychotic white guy with a blade and an intent that would make Satan cringe.
The manticore didn't want to meet an angry yet happy psychotic white guy with a blade and an intent that would make Satan cringe, that is for certain. A mere minute and twenty seven seconds later Steven walked back to the group covered in blood and without a scratch. The manticore cannot say the same. "What?" Steven asked, looking at the cowering and shocked ponies "you look like you saw a ghost". Steven looked at their vision path and looked at the beheaded bloody corpse of what once was a fierce animal. "Yeah, that thing just wouldn't die. Stabbed it like forty times too." The ponies looked at him with fear and sadness now merging with previous emotions. Rainbow dash didn't look upset, just amazed. "Sorry you had to see that"
He was now in a prison cell, detained in the capital city of canterlot. After the 'incident' he was captured and thrown in a cell. The magical restraining spells had no effect of he broke them (somehow) and they tried to sedate him, only for him to get ahold of the needle and stab two medical ponies. They then tried to kill him with spears and swords. He did the same thing with the needle but he wounded four guards. They then had to put the sedation needles on arrows and fired them at him. The needles could drop an elephant, and it took seven for him.
"Steven, you made an oath not to harm anypony. Why did you do all of those things" Steven looked at her and responded in a neutral tone "you came at me with needles, I don't like needles." They were asking you to calm down and you held one hostage, then they tried to sedate you! Celestia responded louder and harsher than her regular tone "sorry, I probably won't do it again." Steven replied, in a sorry yet upset voice. She sighed and looked at him a way a person would look disappointedly when a dog chews up a personal item "I forgive you Steven. I also request you join the guard as you seem to know a thing or two with blades" Steven simply nodded. "You will begin and start with a high rank, and I will assign you to a guard who I know and trust. But before I release you, will you untie the guard you tied up in the corner?"
Steven both enjoyed the new job he was given, but where he was located he hated. He was sent to be a guard in the crystal empire, the place where the equivalent of a god lives. But this isn't an ordinary god, but the god of love. Steven was going to teach them a new love, the love of war mech's and miniguns
