A/N: Stilllllll boreddddddd DX
Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note, but neither do you :/
How to Annoy- Misa Amane
1. (Again with the obvious) Tell her Light is gay.
2. Proceed to show her LxLight fanfictions, pictures, youtube videos, etc.
3. Ask her if she knows what Light and L did while they were handcuffed.
4. Then ask her if she knows what Light and Takada did during their "Secret Meetings"
5. Call her fat.
6. Replace her wardrobe with CUNTREH BUMPKIN clothes.
7. Ask her if her eyes are blue or brown. Why? Because you're confused, and they change colors several times during the series.
8. Introduce her to yuri.
MisaxTakada yuri.
9. Tell her her voice repels all intelligent thought. When she complains, proceed to tell her to shut the fuck up.
10. Flirt with Light
11. Sing the "Ugly Girl" song (version of "Barbie Girl") only instead of saying "I'm an ugly girl" say "Misa's an ugly girl", etc.
12. Tell her Light is cheating on her with the Cleverbot.
13. Ask her if her hair is dyed. (It is.)
14. Tell her the lamp post is going out with Light.
15. Introduce her to a dictionary.
16. [Somehow] force Light to say he hates her.
17. Put her in a room with a bunch of Misa haterz.
18. Tell her she's a shitty actor.
19. Tell her Kira didn't mean to avenge her parents.
20. Tell her Light is actually a 40 year old perv.
Next up is... The Task Force! (I'm putting them all together, because I can't think up enough for each of them to have their own chapter, but some of them are too hilarious to not include X.x)
Flames will be used to make s'mores! :D