The boss walked in on Shaundi kicking it back on the couch.
"You owe me."
"For what?"
" I don't enjoy driving with a live bomb."
" Well fine, what do you want."
"I was thinking..."
The boss was cut off by the sight of Laura coming down the stairs.
Laura: "Hello."
Boss: "Glad you could make it."
Laura: "You know, a nice robin egg blue would really spruce this place up."
Shaundi: "I was thinking more of an avocado."
Laura: "Oooo..."
Boss: "Hey, can we, ya know, talk about the Loa Dust already?"
Laura: "Right, sorry."
She pulled out the dust and tossed it to the boss.
Laura: "That stuff is very sophisticated. I won't bore you with all the details like acetone and trichloroethane, but there is definitely some very good pot in there."
He opened it and took a taste. Shaundi stood next to him awaiting his response.
Boss: "As long as we can make the shit, it could have embalming fluid in it for all I care."
Laura: "Making it won't be a problem. I'll give the recipe to Shaundi."
He handed the bag to Shaundi for her approval.
Boss: "Now all we gotta do is stop those fuckers from producing any more."
Shaundi: "Well, seeing as they're turning out so much product, they'd need a- Oh my God, I'm an idiot."
Boss: "What's up?"
Shaundi: "I... In college, I dated this guy who would sell for the Sons, and he mentioned that they used to grow all their shit on a farm off campus."
Boss: "And this is coming up for the first time, why?"
Shaundi: "I forgot."
Boss: "You're right, you are an idiot..."
Shaundi: "Hey!"
Boss: "Thanks for your help, Laura."
Shaundi: "Where are you going?"
Boss: "I got a farm to burn down."
Shaundi: "We can't just charge into that place."
Laura types some things on her phone.
Laura: "You don't have to."
Boss: "Whaddya mean?"
Laura: "Tobias is outside in the car. He's got a pilot's license - why don't you just have him fly you over the farm?"
Boss: "You gotta be kidding me."
Tobias walks down from upstairs.
Tobias: " Does it look like I'm joking?"
The boss went with it and got into the helicopter with him. They found the farm and circled.
Tobias: "I gotta tell ya, destroying this much product just feels wrong."
Boss: "Look on the bright side, at least you and Laura get to corner the market."
Tobias: "I never thought of it that way... say, Laura and I's anniversary is comin' up, you got any ideas?"
Boss: "You can never go wrong with diamonds and pot. Stick with that and you'll be fine."
Tobias:"Is that what Shaundi likes."
Boss: "Pot for sure but I'm pretty sure she would sell the diamonds for more pot. Lets finish with this farm and I'll be glad to help after."
Tobias: "So is there something between you and Shaundi."
Boss: "What do you mean?"
Tobias: "She looks at you in a different way, Laura told me."
Boss: "That can't be right, she doesn't seem like the type to stay with one guy."
Tobias: "Laura is never wrong, but lets deal with these farms first."
They circled once more and the boss had no problem hitting gas tanks near the barns and exploding them. The farm was soon up in flames.
Tobias: " That barn looked a lot less flammable from the outside..."
They spotted more equipment and soon took care of that too.
Tobias: "Looks like some of the Samedi are tryin' to make a run for it."
The boss looked down and saw green cars making a break for it down the road.
Boss: "You get me in close and those assholes aren't goin' anywhere."
Without problem the boss tore up the side of the cars with bullet. They headed back to the crib after finishing the last car.
––––––––––––––––––––––––––
The General and Mr. Sunshine barge into the music store.
Mr. Sunshine: "Everybody get out!"
They just continue listening to music and ignoring their entrance
The General: "Perhaps they did not understand you."
Mr. Sunshine kills a customer with his machete slashing his back, causing everyone to run out, except Veteran Child.
Veteran Child: "What's, uh, what's up, guys?"
The General: "The Saints razed my farm."
Veteran Child: "That's, uh, that's some shitty luck."
The General: "A helicopter-mounted machine gun has nothing to do with luck."
Mr. Sunshine got really close to his face.
Veteran Child: "Well, how- Yo, can you cut that shit out? You're freakin' me out. How did they find out about the farm?"
The General: "Why don't you tell me?"
Veteran Child: "I don't know wh-"
The General: "Stop lying."
Veteran Child: "Dude, I said I don-"
Mr. Sunshine: "And he said, "Stop. Lying."
Veteran Child: "I'm tellin' you the truth, man. I don't know how they found out."
The General: "Then you are not very useful, are you?"
Veteran Child: "I don't know how they found out, but I got some ideas..."
The General: "Enlighten me."
Veteran Child: "I used to date this bitch, Shaundi, and there's a chance - and I mean a small fuckin' chance - that I might have gotten stoned and told her about the farm."
The General: "Where is this Shaundi?"
Veteran Child: "Word is she rolls with the Saints now."
Mr. Sunshine grabbed him by his neck lifting him off his feet.
The General: "Let him go."
He dropped him back down.
The General: "Veteran Child, you will go kill this Shaundi. If you fail to do this, Mr. Sunshine will burn you alive. Does this sound fair?"
Veteran Child: "Uh..."
The General: "Excellent, let's be on our way."
