Alright I have a lot to talk about right now.

1. Some of you have asked for yaoi. I know what it is, but I have honestly never written some nor do I read any. But I hate not taking requests plus I think the reaction would be hilarious so I will do that as the last chapter of this.

2. This was honestly one of the best things I think I have ever written. It was super fun to write so reviews are awesome!

3. I write everything in these stories. Every account in this fanfic is fake, I make them up.

4. Sorry for the late update school is hard!

5. I don't own Fairy Tail

6. Enjoy!

The guild at this point had decided that Pine-chan wasn't going to send them anymore fanfics. It had been three weeks since the last one!

Little did they know, Lucy had some important news.

"Hey minna!" Lucy shouted as she walked into Fairy Tail one fine morning. An assortment of good mornings or hey met her as she went straight for the bar.

Mirajane was busy wiping down glasses when Lucy skipped over. "Mira," Lucy said in a singsong voice, guess who got sent something by Pine-chan."

Fairy Tail glanced over to the bar when the sound of something shattering vibrated through the room. Mira sheepishly gave an ok sign and everyone resumed what they were doing.

As Mira dusted the glass of the floor she rapidly fired questions at Lucy. "When did you get it? Who is it about? Are you going to read it? Can we read it now?"

Lucy laughed "Calm down Mira, yeah we can read it today and I got it today. As for who it's about, even I don't know because the letter was enchanted so I could only open it at the guild. All I know is I'm supposed to read it."

"What are you waiting for then!" Mirajane squealed. She shoved Lucy on the stage and quickly got everyone's attention.

"Minna," Mira said into the microphone, "Pine-chan sent a new one!"

At first everyone was confused, but as the realization dawned on everyone some cheered, come had looks of horror on their face (most likely remembering Laxus' reaction to the last one), said groaned, but mainly people looked excited.

"Gray-sama! We are probably in this one together!" Gray of course was counted within the ones who groaned, if he and Juvia were in one he'd never get her off his back.

"Alright, I'm opening it!" Lucy shouted.

Dear Fairy Tail,

Sorry for taking so long. I was on vacation. But I found the most amazing one ever and now I officially ship this couple. If you two don't get together after this, I will get Mirajane to help me get you two together! Once again, please don't kill me Gajeel! (A/N Who just got really excited!)

1 attachment

Gajeel suddenly looked up at the sound of his name. Who the heck would pair him with someone? The rest of the guild was also very unsure. I mean Gajeel?

Most people had learned their lesson not to make snarky comments when dragon slayers were involved but some people just couldn't help themselves.

"Hey Gajeel, I wonder what poor girl is going to be in the story with you!" Everyone shut their eyes as they knew what would happen next. The guild officially had a new hole in the roof.

Boo! By: thesearefakeaccoutsiwriteallfanctioninthisstory

"… that's a long name." Natsu said. "Good job Captain Obvious." "You wanna go ice prick?" "Bring it!" An evil aura surrounded them that made them stop. It surprisingly smelled like cake.

Lucy cleared her throat and began…

Levy cursed at herself as she stumbled back to Fairy Tail. Every time the curse from the dark mage activated, it shook her small body to the core. The job had gone fairly well, up until the end.

Flashback

Levy hummed as she finished tiding up the books in the library. Mirajane had managed to find the perfect job for her. Clean the library and as a reward, keep one of the old tomes in the library.

When she finished the job, she searched the library for the perfect tome, after all she would only get one. She finally chose one and brought it to the owner of the library. He smiled as he allowed her to keep it and then she was on her way.

As soon as she stepped outside, something flew at her. It slammed into her stomach and threw her back. She hit the wall and fell.

Everyone gasped. No one liked the thought of Levy being hurt. She was one of the nicest people in the guild, always greeting people with a smile, and never getting mad until she has learned of the situation. People in the guild knew she was strong, they were just protective.

Lucy continued once the talking died down, but in a corner Levy was fuming. She knew people didn't underestimate her, she just wished they weren't so… concerned for her.

Looking up, she was met with the sight of a man smirking at her. "Well miss, I'll be taking that book now, it's worth a whole lot of money."

Why does everyone she meet, think she can't fight? People always automatically assume that she can't fend for herself and that made her angry. Really angry.

Levy, still in her corner, nodded vehemently at this. She did get angry.

"Solid Script: Fire!" Fire shot out from Levy's pen and flew towards the mage. He jumped back to dodge it only to hear "Solid Script: Metal!" His jump ended up making him fall directly under the metal.

Gravity did it's work and the next thing the mage knew, the wind was knocked out of him. He couldn't get up as he was pinned under the metal. Sadly for him, his magic used words, and with no air in his system, he couldn't breathe anything out.

Levy glared at him. "Trying to steal from a young lady! Honestly, what has this world come to?" with that she stalked away from him, triumph in her heart.

Little did she know the mage had gained enough breath to whisper his simplest curse, a curse that caused…

End of Flashback

She finally reached Fairy Tail and ran inside. "Where's Wendy? I've been cursed!" Lucy ran up to her. "Levy what happened! I thought your job was simple! Plus, I'm sorry to tell you, but Wendy and Romeo are on a quest right now.

Levy groaned and recounted her story. "Okay, what were you cursed with?" Lucy asked quickly.

At this Levy frowned as the curse activated again. "(Hic!)" "Hiccups."

"Eh." Lucy quickly slapped her face to make sure she could hear Levy. "What were you cursed with?"

"Hiccups! (Hic!)"

Laughter filled the guild. Levy blushed in embarrassment as the guild continued to howl with laughter. Even Levy herself giggled a little. "Hey Levy! The way the author was saying made it sound awful," someone shouted.

"Ne Levy! I'm glad you aren't hurt bad! We should scare you to get rid of those hiccups." "Natsu you idiot! How many times do I have to tell you these stories aren't real life?"

"Well that's not too bad right? They will either go away after a while or you just have to drink some water."

"(Hic!)"

"That's the problem. Since it's a curse there is only one way to get rid of them. I have to be scared or surprised," Levy explained.

"We can do that, let's see…" Lucy looked around and decided the best way to make sure someone gets rid of Levy's hiccups.

"(Hic!)

"Minna, I have a contest for you! The first one to scare Levy gets a prize!" Lucy shouted. "(Hic!)" What better way to get Fairy Tail fired up than competition?

People were skeptical, but since it was Levy's best friend they decided to trust her.

"How will we know if we really scared her?" someone asked. "If my (Hic!) hiccups go away!" Levy shouted back.

Natsu leaped up and flew at Levy, fist flaming. Just as he was about to hit her he stopped. "What! You didn't even flinch!"

Levy just raised her eyebrow. "You expect me (Hic!) to be scared? Natsu you couldn't (Hic!) hurt one of us unless you truly (Hic!) had to, and even then I (Hic!) wouldn't be so sure. (Hic!) Only probably (Hic!) if you challenged on of (Hic!) us to a fight"

Murmurs of agreement wafted through the guild. "That isn't true! See look." Natsu turned around and slammed a fist into Gray's face.

"What the hell was that for flame-brain?" "Just proving a point," Natsu defended. "Yeah? Well want me to prove mine?" The boys glared at each other, up until the saw Mirajane coming their direction, not looking happy. Both quickly shut up and sat down. "I'll get you for that later," Gray seethed.

Natsu frowned then sulked away, determined to come up with another idea. Too bad all of Fairy Tail was trying out every idea possible.

Levy's day was interesting to say nonetheless. She decided to go along with Lucy's idea and prayed (Hic!) to Mavis that someone could scare her and her brain wouldn't get in the way.

She settled in the corner she normally sat in with Gajeel and noticed he wasn't here. He must be on a job then.

Pulling out her new tome, she began to decipher it, not noticing her surroundings.

One second she got up to stretch, the next thing she knew, she was drenched, a bucket hanging above her. (A/N Who here is thinking of the ice bucket challenge?)

Instead of fear or surprise, she felt anger. (Hic!) Flipping around, she flashed her pen out a sent fire at the perpetrators. They actually screamed in fear and ran, regretting their idea.

"I wonder what idiots would attempt to dump water on Levy." "They probably knew she was a shrimp that needed some water."

Levy turned towards who said only to meet the smirking face of Gajeel. Of course. Levy ignored Gajeel and motioned for Lucy to continue.

The next attempt happened when she sat down again. As soon as she sat down, knives flew at her, (Hic!) hitting everywhere around her head. She had had her eyes closed before they were thrown though, so she didn't notice them until she felt them whiz past her face.

"I (Hic!) might just kill Lucy for this (Hic!) idea." Noticing her hiccups the person realized she hadn't succeeded and ran for it in case Levy got mad. She had noticed the last groups attempt and really didn't want to end up like them.

Soon it was lunch time and Levy went up to the bar and ordered some food. As Mirajane was preparing her order, she (Hic!) noticed a hand sneak out and drop something in it.

When Mira brought her food over, Levy quickly (Hic!) inspected it. She found a fake cockroach in her food and flicked it out. It landed next to Lucy, who screamed and fell out of her chair.

When she fell out she (Hic!) landed on Gray who was hit into Natsu. The two began fighting and when one of Natsu's fireballs went astray, it hit Cana who was drinking from a barrel.

The barrel flew back and soaked (Hic!) Lissanna who began fighting with Cana. People started joining in and during all the ruckus, someone hit Erza's cake.

Levy watched the scene unfold in front of her, and silently said goodbye to her guild as Erza got up.

Oh boy, Wendy had a lot of work to do when she got back.

Everyone fearfully looked at Erza, who in fact had cake at the current moment. A shudder passed through the guild as they imagined the consequences of hurting that cake.

Erza and cake were like a bear and her cub. You hurt the cub, you die.

Lucy got up quickly and dragged Natsu as far away from Erza as possible. She preferred to live a little longer.

Lucy was also curious about something. The letter mentioned an apology to Gajeel, but he had only been mentioned once, he wasn't even there. Oh well, she supposed she'd find out. (A/N Foreshadowing… mwahahaha)

After a painful lunch, Levy (Hic!) decided to chat with Lucy a little. She mainly wanted to check if Lucy knew that she was the one that flicked the cockroach at her. Hey, what she (Hic!) doesn't know won't (Hic!) kill her.

Levy walked up to Lucy who was sitting with Natsu. One glance at Natsu and you could tell he wasn't feeling too great.

"Lucy, what's (Hic!) wrong with Natsu?" "Well as you know dragon slayers have heightened senses. Because of this Natsu can hear every hiccup louder than anyone. It may or may not be driving him insane…" "Oh (Hic!) Natsu I'm so sorry! (Hic!)" "It's fine Levy," he moaned.

"I'm pretty sure that's also why Gajeel has been avoiding you today." "You mean he's (Hic!) here?" Levy asked. "Yeah just in hiding," Lucy said. "Not trying to be rude Levy, but you might want to give poor Natsu a break here and leave for a bit."

Levy nodded and walked outside. When she stepped out, she found herself surrounded by a group of people in masks wearing black. Levy just ignored them and continued walking, deep in thought about how to get rid of her hiccups. (Hic!)

The people in black couldn't bring themselves to attack her, after all they were in Fairy Tail. They sighed at their failure and went to report it to everyone.

While people got a break from Levy's hiccupping they decided extreme measures must be taken. At this point the competition was long over, people just wanted the peace that is rowdy Fairy Tail. The hiccups were slowly killing everyone, especially the dragon slayers.

In fact, Laxus had even gone home, fed up. So they consulted the one and only, Mirajane.

"Mira!" they screamed, "Help us get rid of Levy's hiccups. We'll do anything!"

The guild sweat-dropped at this. No one would ever do that. Rule #3423: Never tell Mirajane you'll do anything for a task. Ever.

"Anything you say? Well then get me Gajeel." No questions were even asked. Natsu and Gray ran off to get Gajeel (even Gray was desperate). Both were hit worst when Erza's cake was hurt.

Levy was creating more fear in the guild than people who were trying to scare her.

With Gajeel brought forward, Mirajane explained her plan…

Levy walked in the streets of Magnolia (Hic!) contemplating what she had ever done to deserve this. (Hic!)

She continued strolled around until she felt a presence behind her. She whipped around to meet Gajeel's ever so lovely face.

"Hey Shrimp," Gajeel greeted. "Hi Gajeel!" Levy responded feeling her cheeks warm a bit "I thought you were (Hic!) avoiding me." "I was until people decided someone should keep you company so they assigned me to this."

Levy nodded her understanding and waited for Gajeel to continue. "Listen we think we have a way to get rid of your hiccups." "Really! (Hic!) what is it!" Levy was beyond excited. Hiccups were a pain in the butt.

"You can't blame me for it ok?" he said and he turned his head to the side, so his face was hidden from view. Was Gajeel being… bashful?

"HAHAHAHAH!" The only sound in the guild at this point. Gajeel stood up and went straight for the person laughing closest to him.

"I can't wait to plan your grave Max," he growled. Hole #2. Master was just sobbing instead of laughing. Too many repairs…

Lucy decided to read before Fairy Tail needed to replace the entire roof.

"Uh, okay, now (Hic!) what is it?" Levy asked. Gajeel grabbed her shoulders and slammed his lips onto hers.

Levy's eyes widened in surprise and she didn't move, completely in shock. The first thing she felt when he backed off, was a lack of warmth, which she now missed. The second thing was that she no longer felt the urge to hiccup. It worked!

Hearing no hiccup, Gajeel was thanking Mavis it worked, and praying that it also helped him with a certain someone.

He cleared his throat and Levy looked up at him. Her face turned cherry red when she looked at him and she started sputtering.

"Di-did you just kiss me?" He grunted a yes and she looked at him for a second.

Then she whispered something he only caught with dragon hearing, "Well, I liked it." As if she realized she said that out loud, she started backing away. "Yeah so, ahem, I've made a fool of myself so bye!"

She turned to sprint away, until she felt a hand grab her arm. "You should listen to what other people say Shrimp. I-I liked it too." Hope fluttered in Levy's chest.

"Really?" "Yeah, really, but I'm not going to say it again." She gave him a brilliant smile and giggled. He started walking back to the guild and she ran and caught up with him.

Her small hand slipped into his, and they held hands all the way home.

Unlike past reactions, all the girls cooed. "Awwww, that was so cute!" "OMG ADORBS!" "I ship it!"

"So Gajeel," Mirajane came up next to him, "will you ask Levy on a date finally after hearing that?"

"Maybe." The guild considered that a yes. And they were right.

~ Thanks to everyone who has followed and reviewed! Your support is amazing! Please keep it up! ~