Alala-chan: Alrighty, people of the world!! I mean, reviewers.

Alala: (Bursts through door carrying 2 boxes)

Gaito: I have a bad feeling about this…

Mikeru: High-five.

Box 1: (Opens) WELCOME TO ASK THE PICHI CREW, DARE THE PURE CREW!!!! BY SOMEWHERE STUDIO.

Everyone: (sweatdrop)

Alala-chan: I can't believe this!! 7 reviews!! OMFG!!!!!

Everyone: O.o She ordered a box like that just because of 7 reviews?!

Alala-chan: People are sometimes super-duper happy when they get reviews. So happy till they want to do something out of this world. Now that's how I'm feeling today.

Everyone: …

Alala-chan: Now please welcome…SaraxTaroandHanonxNagisa along with CocoxLadyBat!!

Sara/Taro/Hanon/Nagisa: (eyes twitch)

Hanon: THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING OUT WITH THIS JERK!!!!!!

SaraxTaroandHanonxNagisa: Don't be such a complain queen. I'm here for just one dare that doesn't concern you nor Nagisa nor Sara nor Taro.

Sara/Taro/Hanon/Nagisa: (huge sigh of relief)

SaraxTaroandHanonxNagisa: Okay, I dare Gaito and Mikeru to drink two six-packs of beer.

Gaito: Each?

SaraxTaroandHanonxNagisa: Each.

Mikeru: Must?

Alala-chan: It's a DARE!!! Whadd'ya expect?!

Mikeru: Fine…

Mikeru/Gaito: (drink beer)

Mikaru: (concerned) Mikeru-sama, are you okay?

CocoxLadyBat: Which reminds me, I have a dare for you…

Mikaru: I thought I'd be free from dares…

CocoxLadyBat: (sneaks up behind Mikaru)Money or Life?

Mikaru: LIFE!!!

CocoxLadyBat: (kills Mikaru)

Rihito: Why the hell did you kill Mikaru when she said Life?

CocoxLadyBat: (shrugs) I'd still kill her anyways.

Rihito: …

CocoxLadyBat: Noel do you like, love Rhito?

Everyone: (gasps)

CocoxLadyBat: Not Rido, Rihito!!! I missed out an 'I' by accident.

Everyone: Oh. (blink several times)

Mikeru: CocoxLadyBat-chan!!! (is not walking properly because of the beer)

CocoxLadyBat: (blushes) Mikeru-sama…!

Coco/Lady Bat: (grin at each other and push CocoxLadyBat)

CocoxLadyBat: (kisses Mikeru right on the LIPS)

Coco/Lady Bat: That's a thanks for helping us get together!

CocoxLadyBat: Mmmm mmm mm! Mmm mm MMMMMMM!!!! (Translation: This isn't help! This is TORTURE!!!!)

Mikeru: (deepens kiss)

Alala-chan: (pushes the couple into a room) Looks like you lost your crush, Seira.

Seira: CocoxLadyBat deserves him more than I do… I'm fine.

Alala-chan: (smiles warmly) That's great news then.

Mion: (enters room) Is this Somewhere Studio?

Alala-chan: Mion!! The third amazing reviewer!!!

Mion: (sweatdrops) I'll take that as a yes…

Alala-chan: Of course! You may begin your dares now.

SaraxTaroandHanonxNagisa: I have to go now…

Alala-chan: (hugs her and sobs) B-Bye, my good friend!!

SaraxTaroandHanonxNagisa: …Bye…(pushes me away and walks off)

Alala-chan: (is completely normal again) Let's continue, shall we?

Everyone: (stare at me as if I'm crazy)

Alala-chan: Well?

Mion: I dare Alala to give Sheshe a kiss!!

Alala: NOOO!!!!! ANYONE BUT THE LESBIAN!!!!!

Sheshe: I'd prefer Mimi but…

Alala-chan: Alala, I pity you but if you don't do this dare my reviewer will be upset and I won't be able to continue this fiction…

Alala: Like I care.

Alala-chan: P-Please? (watery puppy eyes and cute pout)

Alala: Still not.

Alala-chan: (glares and hits her with a special hammer that makes people who get hit do whatever the person who hit them wants)

Alala: (goes dizzy)

Sheshe: …

Alala: (kisses Sheshe on cheek)

Sheshe: YAY!!!!

Mion: … This is random and all, but for the sake of it… I dare Lady Bat to run around screaming "I'M A PRETTY LADY!!!"

Lady Bat: For the whole chapter?

Mion: For the whole chapter.

Lady Bat: Damn…(starts running around) I'M A PRETTY LADY!!!

Mion: Mimi, you can do something you'll enjoy… Calling Gaito an idiot!
Mimi: Gaito you idiot.

Gaito: Hey!! (is still drunk)

Mimi: Pfft…

Gaito: Huh?

Mimi: … HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaito: Why you!!!!

Mion: Now it's my turn to leave.

Alala-chan: Okay. See you.

CocoxLadyBat: (finally comes out of the room I pushed her into blushing)

Alala-chan: (smirks) So… How was your kiss?
CocoxLadyBat: (blushes and faints)

Mikeru: (catches her and is no longer drunk) What a sweet girl.

Alala-chan: You have wings, right?

Mikeru: (flaps his wings) What do they look like to you?

Alala-chan: Wings.

Mikeru: So why did you ask?

Alala-chan: …

Mikeru: …

Alala-chan: Carry your girlfriend home.

Mikeru: She's not my girlfriend! (blushes)

Alala-chan: You really should ask her.

Mikeru: But- Alala-chan: BYE EVERYONE!!!!!!!

Second box: (bursts open) BYE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!! MIKERU IS YOUR BOYFRIEND FOR SURE COCOXLADYBAT!!!!!

Mikeru: I wish…

Disclaimer:

I DO NOT OWN MERMAID MELODY PICHI PICHI PITCH (PURE).