Still don't own Percy Jackson...

"Percy...Percy...PERCY! GET YO' ASS UP!" Percy heard Nico yell.

"WHAT?!" Pecry's eyes shot open.

"We have arrived to our destination..."

Percy looked out the window and saw a sign that said, Welcome to Las Vegas.

"What will we do first?" Grover asked. The last time he's been here, he only went to the Casino.

"Well, first, we need to find a hotel." Jason said.

"Well, whatever it is, it's not going to be at the Lotus Casino." Nico said.

"I know. There's a hotel around the corner."

"Are we all going to share a room?" Conner ask.

"Because if we are, I call the bed near the window!" Travis called out.

"No fair!" Leo complained.

"Boy, boys, calm yourselves. We'll get two rooms and then we'll explore this city of sinners." Jason planned, as he parked the van into the lot outside the hotel.

They all got out of the van and into the main lobby. Jason went to the front desk to check in, but then something caught Percy's eyes.

"Guys, check it out!" Percy pointed. "It's a hobo! Can we keep him?! Please, please, please?!"

Nico slapped his arm, "You can't keep a hobo, Percy! He'll make a mess!"

"I promise to take care of him!"

"No."

"Oh, come on! I'll be your best friend!"

"You can only pet him, that's it."

Percy groaned, "Fine." He walked over to the hobo who was sitting in the corner and petted him.

"What the hell?" the hobo stared at Percy, confused.

"It's okay, little hobo. You're safe now."

"But-"

"Shhhhhhhh. Here's ten bucks." Percy said while handing him the money. "Buy yourself something pretty."

"Percy, stop bothering people." Grover said while he and Nico dragged Percy away.

"I WILL NEVER FORGET OUR TIME TOGETHER, MR. HOBO!"

After some struggling, the guys managed to get Percy into the elevator and arrived at the fourth floor.

"We need rooms 205 and 206." Leo said, scanning the hallways.

"Found them!" Jason announced. "Leo, the Stolls, and I will take 205, Percy, Nico, and Grover will take 206. Here's the key." Jason said while he handed Grover the keys.

Grover unlocked the door and saw four beds inside the hotel room. There was also a bathroom and a flat screen t.v. against the wall.

"Nice digs." Percy admired the room. "Nice carpet, too."

"I CALL THE BED NEXT TO THE WINDOW!" Nico yelled while jumping on the bed.

"YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Percy yelled while jumping after him and started to wrestle him. "I'll let you free if you give up the bed!"

"Never!"

"Have it your way..."

"Not my arm!"

"Say 'Uncle', now!"

"UNCLE, UNCLE!"

"Are you two done?" Grover asked as he started to unpack his bags.

"Yeah." Percy said.

"I'm still keeping the bed, though." Nico smirked.

"A little closer!" Thalia motioned the Hephaestus kids. "The hot tub needs to be in this exact spot!" she then turned around and saw Annabeth. "Did you get the hookers?"

"What? No!" Annabeth exclaimed. "And why?"

"No party is complete without hookers." Thalia rolled her eyes. She expected Annabeth to know this piece of information.

It was Annabeth's turn to roll her eyes, "Whatever. Is the hot tub in yet?"

"No, these bozos take too long." Thalia went over to Piper. "How's the cake coming?"

"I got the way it's going to look." Piper explained. "But are you sure you want it to be 7 feet high?"

"Hell yes. And remember: Chocolate cake with blue frosting. Got it?"

"Got it!"

"Good." she then walked over to Frank. "How's the hobo stable?"

"It's okay...I guess." Frank said. "But why hobos?"

"Every-body! Knows! That! Per-cy! Loves! Ho-bos!" Thalia yelled while whacking Frank with her clipboard after each syllable. "Think, Frank!"

"S-Sorry!" he stuttered. But where was he going to find hobos?