Chapter 3

Cilia: "...urgh, Come on Jones. Get up already!

Ozzy: (Still half asleep) "I don't wanna go, I'm too tired…"

Cilia: "Sheesh, what were you doing last night? Get up now, I have to take you to the chief!"

Ozzy: "Sure thing Cilia, just a few more minutes. I swear this girl wakes up earlier than Hector…"

Cilia: "Okay you've asked for it. Drizzy!"

Drizzy: (Immediately appears beside Cilia) "You called?"

Cilia: "Our new 'buddy' here is a little too comfortable. Use that thing."

Drizzy: "!" "Are… you sure?"

Cilia: "Hurry up!"

Drizzy: (Pulls out the thing (just some random invention)) "Whelp, here goes. I'm putting all of the responsibility on you, you know!"

Cilia: "Yeah, yeah. Fire away!

[Drizzy shoots a beam at Ozzy. Suddenly, he turns red]

Ozzy: "Huh? Something tickles…! YEOUCH!"

[Ozzy is in so much pain, he rockets out of his sleep and crashes into the ceiling. It's safe to say that he is no longer sleepy.]

Cilia: (Chuckles) "Seems like you've got some good 'shut-eye' alright. A little too good, I must say."

Ozzy: (Slowly returns to normal) "A simple splash of water would have been enough! What was that anyway?!"

Drizzy: "A device that boosts a cell's defense against acids by cooling down the cytoplasm… well it's supposed to anyway. Turns out that I made the chilling effect too extreme: it makes you so cold that it burns almost as much as stomach acid!"

Cilia: "Making it the perfect wake-up device; it works every time. See Drizzy, your failures can be useful after all!

Drizzy: "Hey, cut me some slack!"

Ozzy: "In any case, I promise to wake up on time. Please don't use anymore of those gadgets on me!"

Cilia: "Just listen to me the first time and I won't make Drizzy test his failures on you. Okay boys, you know where to go today. The chief wants your team on finger duty. Some germs have been slipping through the cut from yesterday so make sure you stop them from harming the city. Ozzy and I will report first thing to Maximus."

Ozzy: "Who is this Maximus guy?"

Cilia: "You'll find out soon."

Drip: "Wait everyone, don't forget that I made breakfast!"

Cilia: "Too late Drip, we're running late."

Drizzy: "You know that I have the perfect inven-"

Cilia: "-Nope!"

Drip: "I'll make it to-go then."

Ozzy: (Thinking to himself) "I'm hungry, but breakfast by some strange kid? No way that'll be-"

Ozzy: "-Very delicious!

[Ozzy is happily enjoying his food, while riding with Cilia to Uptown Christine. Cilia is pretty annoyed]

Cilia: "Would you stop talking already and hurry up? We're almost to the department hq uptown."

Ozzy: (Smacking) "Mm-mm! Sorry, I can't help it! I didn't expect for your little bro to be a fantastic chief. He cooks better than my ex back in Frank!"

Cilia: "Yep, that kid is good at a lot of things. Honestly, sometimes it feels like I don't even know him…"

Ozzy: (Finally finishes his food) "If his cooking is that good, I wonder how yours taste!"

Cilia: "If you oversleep again because of your hard work, I'll cook my best meal just for you."

Ozzy: "Wait, there's no catch? Then it's a deal!"

Cilia: (Smirks secretly)

[Cilia and Ozzy arrived at the CPD HQ. It's a very busy place, but they manage to reach Maximus' office. Cilia knocks on the door.]

Cilia: "Chief Maximus, this is Officer Tyson! I brought the cell you wanted."

Ozzy: "Excuse me, this cell has a name!"

Cilia: "Shut it."

Maximus: "Excellent Officer Tyson, come in."

[The door opens and they enter. You've seen this place in the actual show before. Maximus awaits at his desk.]

Maximus: "Welcome to the Christine Police Department! My name is Maximus and I am the chief of the department."

Ozzy: "And I am Osmosis Jones; an ace detective!"

Cilia: (Rolls her eyes)

Maximus: "Is that so? Interesting."

Ozzy: (Being a little too pumped, he goes on a tangent) "You bet! Although, I can't solve the mystery how you as a man managed to become the leader of a department inside of a girl! How did you manage to survive and keep your manhood? No, more importantly, how do you resist temptation around here? There are ladies all over the place! Let me guess, the ladies swarm you, huh? I know I had some of your cute officers around me! Word of advice though, be careful who you get because some of them are crazy (whispering) like this woman(pointing at Cilia). Also-"

Cilia: "Shut-up already!" (She elbows him, don't worry, she held back a lot)

Ozzy: "Oww! See what I mean? Do you know the secret to understanding women? Help a brother out!"

Maximus: "Perhaps we can talk about that at a later date... 'brother'. For now, I have an assignment for you two. I believe that your "detective skills" might assist you. Let's have a seat, shall we?"

Chapter 4 coming soon!