10th December 2003:
Light: [Age: 17]
Dear Diary,
Trying to show L that I'm awesome by killing criminals at random times. Hopefully he'll fall for me. Lol. No no just because it'd be easier to manipulate him if he falls for me y'kno. It's not that I find his mysteriousness extremely sexy or anything and it's not that I sometimes think of him when I'm in bed. It's not like that at all….Ryuk is just silly for thinking that way.
Ryuk is an idiot.
L: [Age: 24]
Dear Diary,
So apparently Kira can kill at any time of the day so he can control the time of death and can get info from the Japanese HQ. BIG DEAL! This guy needs to stop showing off. Now people think there is a loop hole in my theory. BITCH PLEASE! I'm never wrong.
Kira is a show off.
Near: [Age: 12]
Dear Diary,
Mello is being mean again! Why oh why can't he just like me? I mean I don't know how to make him like me. Maybe I should get better grades or get him a birthday present. Also, saw Matt checking out Mello's ass out today. Matt needs to be taught a lesson.
Matt is evil.
Mello: [Age: 13 going on 14 in 3 days]
Dear Diary,
Pre-birthday excitement made me go ballistic today ended up being an ass to Near for no reason. Usually I'd rather just stay out of his way and hope that he does the same. I think it's the effect of all the chocolate I've had. Also thought I saw Matt checking out my ass today. DIARY! I CANNOT EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW HAPPY THAT MADE ME! But why did it make me happy? I'm not gay or anything. I hope he liked….what he saw….Well atleast my hair looked perfect as always cuz I combed it for bloody hours till it curled at the end and everything….but then I really hope my ass looked just as nice. Perhaps I should make sure my ass looks just as perfect as my hair from now on.
I want to be sexy.
Matt: [Age: 13]
Dear Diary,
I've finally decided what to get for Mello for his Birthday! YAY! Shall sneak out tomorrow to get it. Also I found myself mesmerized by the how his ass moves when he walks. Is this normal diary? Saw Near glaring at me for checking out Mello's ass but I swear I couldn't help it.
Near is scary.