Here is chapter 3! Hope you enjoy!


Chapter 3

"Oh no! Please no!" Darcy cried dramatically at the sight of her uniform.
The puffy yellow dress hung from a coat hanger in the closet, new and crisp.
I smirked, "Am I glad they think I'm a dude." I was wearing the periwinkle blazer, black and purple tie, white undershirt, black dress pants and black loafers. I admit, it's not the best outfit, but it's much better then the school dress.
"You're so lucky! This just isn't fair!" Darcy whined, clinging to my blazer sleeve.
I rolled my eyes, "Come on. We have to leave in ten minutes."
"Ugh..." Darcy took the dress off the hanger, then got undressed and pulled it on.
"Can you zip me up?" She asked, pointing to the zipper on the back.
"Sure." I tugged the zip up.
Darcy coughed, "Good God the necks are tight!"
"Hang on..." I quickly tied the ribbon at the front of the neck.
"Are you two ready?" Grace asked, walking in.
She frowned at the sight of my hair, and started combing her fingers through it.
"Ah! Get off!" I snapped, swatting her hand away and shook my hair out back into it scruffy style.
"Grace, Darcy, Koby, the car is leaving in two minutes." Kyoya said, standing the the doorway.
"Thanks Kyoya-senpai." Darcy said, then took my hand and dragged me out of the room.


"So... Here it is." I said, the three of us staring up at the door to class 1-A.
I blinked slowly.
"Well, that's what Kyoya said." Grace commented.
"Yeah..." Darcy breathed.
"Let's do this shit already." I snapped, shoving the door open.
The teacher stopped talking and looked at us, as did every single person in the room.
"We're the new kids." Darcy stated, standing next to me.
"Oh, of course. Please stand at the front of the class and introduce yourselves, and tell us all something about yourselves."
I gave a lazy salute, and followed Darcy up to the front.
"Hi! My name is Darcy Ashley! I... Love Harry Potter and One Direction! And this is my younger twin brother." Darcy gestured to me.
"Koby. I like Bowling For Soup and... I'll hurt you if you say anything about how I dress or my hair." I growled the last part, leaning on Darcy's shoulder.
"And I am Grace Ashley! I love drawing and singing."
""Are you triplets?"" Two ginger-haired twins asked.
Grace shook her head, "Those two are adopted, although we are all roughly the same age. I'm two months older."
"So yeah." I yawned, then looked at Darcy out of the corner of my eye.
Are we done here?
I think so. Darcy thought back, looking at the teacher.
He nodded, "Please take the free seats."
I followed Darcy to the two free seats near the twins we'd seen earlier.
She shoved me into the seat closest.
Grace sat down diagonally from me.
The twins were sitting on either side of a rather feminine looking boy with brown hair.
The teacher handed out a task, and left to get something.
Students broke up into little groups to chat.
Darcy dragged her desk slightly closer to mine.
I leaned on my hand, then saw two sets of hands land on either side of my desk.
""So, new boy. Where are you from?"" The twins looked down at me.
"England."
""Oh. Well, we're Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin!""
"Darcy!" I whined.
She walked up behind me and leaned on the back of the chair, "Are you two bothering my little brother?"
""No!"" Hikaru and Kaoru cried indignantly.
"You so are." The brown haired boy said.
""Oh!"" The twins dragged him over, ""And this is Haruhi.""
I sighed, "Why is a girl in the boy's uniform?"
You can't talk. I heard Darcy think.
Hikaru and Kaoru gasped, ""W-what are you talking about? Heh heh... No, he's just... Gay!""
"I am not gay! Now get off me!" Haruhi yanked her arms out of the twins' grasp.
"So... You are a girl?" I asked.
Haruhi nodded, "Yeah."
""You can't tell anyone!""
"I really don't care." Haruhi shook her head, then looked back up at me and Darcy, "You can tell whoever you want."
I grinned, "S'okay. I won't tell anyone."
""We have to tell Kyoya!"" Kaoru grabbed my arms while Hikaru took Darcy's.
"Hey! Where are we- AH!" I was suddenly yanked forward. I tore my arms out of Kaoru's grip.
"Get off me." I hissed dangerously.
Kaoru's eyes widened, "Uh, okay." He took a few steps back.
"Ow! Watch how hard you're gonna injure me!" Darcy snapped at Hikaru.
I dove at him, pinning him to the floor, "Don't hurt her."
He lay underneath me.
I glared down at him. I was straddling his stomach, his wrists pinned to the floor on either side of his head.
Both Kaoru and Darcy were watching with huge eyes, like the rest of the class.
I tightened my hold on his wrists.
"We kinda... Knocked over a vase..." Hikaru mumbled.
It was then I realised the little prickly pains in my legs.
Pieces of china were strewn across the floor.
"This is your fault!" I declared.
"What is going on here?!" I heard the teacher's voice.
My eyes widened and my head whipped around.
I felt something trickle down my face and released Hikaru's wrists to see what it was.
When I pulled my hand away, blood coated the tips of my fingers.
"Koby!" Darcy yelped.
I looked over at her.
She rushed over to me and helped me off Hikaru, who was lying on the pieces of vase.
He sat up, wincing as he did so.
"Hikaru!" Kaoru exclaimed, helping his brother up.
"What is going on here?" The teacher demanded.
"He hurt Darcy." I said, glaring at the floor, blood from my cut running freely down my face and dripping off my chin.
Darcy held my arm tightly.
Hikaru had little cuts on his cheekbones, but nothing too bad. He was glaring at me.
Kaoru looked between the two of us frantically.
"To the chairman's office, both of you!"


I sat outside the chairman's office, Darcy fussing over the cut on my face. It was on the very top of my cheekbone, just under my left eye.
Darcy was wiping the blood off my face at the current time with a wet cloth. She also had a plaster, Betadine and a tissue in her lap, waiting to heal my injury.
Hikaru and Kaoru sat across the corridor from the both of us. Kaoru looked rather worried.
I winced as the wet cloth pressed down on my cut.
"I'm sorry." Darcy whispered.
I grunted in response.
The office door opened and we all looked up.
A tall blonde boy with purple-blue eyes stood in the doorway.
He caught sight of the twins, and sighed, "What did you do now?"
""Nothing!"" They cried indignantly. Then Hikaru pointed across the corridor to me, "He started it."
The boy looked at us, "Oh hey, aren't you two the new students? But where's your sister?"
"Probably with Kyoya-senpai." I grumbled.
"Why would sh-"
"We live in the Ootori mansion. Grace and Kyoya are good friends."
""You live
where?!"" Hikaru and Kaoru gasped.
I glared, wincing when my face hurt, "We live with Kyoya-senpai. What. Is. Your. Point?!"
Darcy put the plaster on my cut. I grimaced.
"Sorry." She whispered.
The blonde looked down at us, then smiled brightly, "Well, I'm the fabulous Tamaki Suoh! King of the Host Club! My father heard that he had to talk with you... So come on." He offered a hand, which Darcy took, smiling, "Thanks."
I just stood up.
He led us and the Hitachiins into a huge room.
A desk rested at the far end, a brunette man sitting behind it.
Tamaki went over and sat down on a couch in the corner.
The man behind the desk, the Chairman, I think, beckoned us over.
I flopped down in one of the chairs, slouching, with Darcy next to me.
Hikaru and Kaoru sat in the other two chairs.
"So... As the Hitachiins know, I am the Chairman of Ouran Academy. You two wouldn't know though, right?" He asked Darcy and I.
I avoided eye contact and glared at my shoes.
"Um... No, we didn't know."
"Right. Well, what did you do to get you in trouble?"
""They didn't do anything."" Me and Hikaru said at the same time, then glared at each other.
""We did. Stop copying me! STOP IT!"" Both of us shot up, glaring at each other heatedly.
Darcy and Kaoru started laughing, as did the chairman.
I glared at Kaoru while Hikaru glared at Darcy.
""What's so funny?!""
Kaoru wiped away tears, "Nothing. It's just you two are so alike!"
"Yeah!" Darcy giggled.
""Why you..."" We both hissed again, earning more laughs.
I felt Darcy's hand in mine and she pulled me back down to sitting, Kaoru doing the same for Hikaru.
"So what did you do?" The chairman asked.
"Hikaru hurt Darcy, so I jumped at him..." I mumbled.
The chairman's gaze changed to Hikaru, "How did you hurt his sister?"
"I didn't mean to... I was just..." Hikaru frowned, "Trying to lead her to Kyoya-senpai."
I growled in the back of my throat.
"I also heard you both broke a rather expensive vase in the process."
I looked up, "Well... Yeah. But I don't have any money..."
"He could work for the Host Club!" Tamaki suddenly suggested.
I blinked, "Wait, what?"
The chairman nodded in thought, "Hm... Yes, that is a good idea... For once."
"B-but..." Tamaki trailed off, looking rather dejected.
"What?! No! I'm not being a prostitute!" I yelled.
Hikaru and Kaoru burst out laughing. I looked at them strangely, "What?"
""We're not prostitutes! It's just a club thing we do after school!""
"Huh?" I looked at Darcy, who shrugged.
"What do you do then?"
The twins looked at Tamaki. He smiled at this chance to impress people with his brilliance, "Well, the Ouran Host Club is a place where the school's handsomest boys with too much time on their hands entertain young ladies who also have too much time on their hands. It's-"
"No, I think I get it." I interrupted.
"Oh." Tamaki got all depressed again.
I rolled my eyes and sat down in my chair.
Darcy took my hand. I leaned against her shoulder, "I'll join your stupid club, but only if my sister doesn't have to wear that... thing." I grimaced.
Darcy nodded.
"Hm..." The chairman thought for a second, "Alright. She can wear the blazer, undershirt and tie, but she has to wear a black skirt. Do we have a deal?"
Darcy and I nodded.
Hikaru froze, "So, wait. He's actually joining?!"
"Yes." I grinned a cheshire cat grin, Darcy mirroring it exactly, focussed on the twins.


I looked at Kyoya in surprise, "What are you doing here?!"
"I was about to ask you the same question."
"Kyoya's in the club too!" Tamaki grinned.
I smashed my head against the wall, "Stupid. Fucking. Karma!"
Darcy put a hand between my head and the wall, and I ended up hitting my head against it.
"Sorry!" I yelped.
Darcy smiled, "I'm fine."
"Koby! Darcy!" I could hear Grace's yells from outside.
"I'll get her." Darcy said, "You do this club thing." She was already in her new uniform. She left the room quietly.
I turned back around, glaring.
So far, I'd met everyone except the little blonde kid and the tall scary one.
Kyoya adjusted his glasses, "Well, I can see you've met the rest of us, except Hunny-senpai and Mori-senpai. These two."
The blonde kid, Hunny, bounced over to me, "Hello Ko-Chan! Are you joining the host club?"
"Yes."
"This is Takashi, except everyone calls him Mori, so you can too!"
"Sure... How old are you?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Eighteen!"
"WHAT?!" I slid down the wall until I was sitting, "Woah. That's strange."
Kaoru walked over to me and offered a hand, "You might not want to question much here."
I looked at his hand cautiously before taking it and being helped to my feet. I was about half a head shorter than him.
"Fine... Why are you helping me? I just beat up your brother about ten minutes ago." I looked at him sideways.
Kaoru smiled, "I don't always hold a grudge against people that hurt him."
"Right..."
We stood in silence until Hikaru made a snarky remark, "He doesn't look like a host. He looks like he just woke up."
"I told you not to insult my hair!" I growled, bowling him over, and tugging on his hair.
"Ow! Leggo!" He thrashed around madly. The effort was futile though.
Then I felt two strong arms encircle my waist and pull me away.
I snarled, trying to reach for the messed up Hikaru, who was scooting away.
Mori didn't let go, and instead just held me up until I stopped struggling, the put me down. I crossed my arms and glared at the floor.
Tamaki nodded slightly, "We do need to improve his look..."
I growled quietly in threat, then looked up, "Look, I really don't care if you do something to my hair, I just don't like people insulting it or telling me to do something with it!" I snapped.
""Can we style then?"" Hikaru and Kaoru asked.
I nodded slightly, "As long as you don't give me a mohawk or something like that."
""Sure thing!"" I was pushed backwards into a chair. I heard scissors and felt someone running their hands through my hair, presumably with hair gel.
Then a mirror was thrust into my hands.
I looked down into it and gaped slightly. My pale brown hair was trimmed a bit shorter and mussed stylishly, with bangs falling down to almost cover my right eye and the part on the left.
(from 1st person)
The door swung open and Darcy walked in with Grace right behind her.
I turned around to look at them and both girls gasped.
"Oh Koby! You're so cute!" Darcy squealed.
Grace grinned, "And handsome!"
I smiled slightly, "Thanks..."
"If we knew you could look this cute..." Hikaru started.
"... We would've done this way earlier!" Kaoru finished.
I frowned, "Right. Because I looked awful earlier."
"No!" Tamaki suddenly enveloped me in a bear hug, "My dear son! Daddy will save you from the evil twins!"
"Get off! And you're not my dad!"
"MUMMY! Our son is being rebellious!" Tamaki screeched, clinging to me more tightly.
"It's just a phase." Kyoya said bluntly.
I kicked Tamaki off and crossed my arms, "Look, I dunno what you two are going on about, but can I just get on with this already?"
Hunny skipped over to me, "We need a type for Ko-Chan, don't we?"
"A type?!"
Tamaki put a finger to his chin in thought, "Hm... How about... The Bad Boy Type!"
"The what?!" I looked at him incredulously, "Are you serious?"
""That's perfect for him!"" The twins agreed.
"Yeah." It was the first word I'd heard Mori say, and jumped back involuntarily.
""He can talk!"" Me and Darcy said at once.
"Shut up you two." Grace said, bopping us both on the back of the head.
Tamaki grinned, "Now! You need training, rookie!"
"Oh no!" I groaned.


There~! Who do you think Koby should be paired with, Hikaru or Kaoru? I can't decide... Opposites or very similar...

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