Chapter 3

Eren stands on top of wall Maria screaming, "Oh my delightful lovers! I love you all!" There he spots a Titan. "I...LOVE... TO KILL TITANS!" he yells at the top of his lungs.

"Ehhh?!" everyone screams in confusion.

"Seems like your experiment backfired. He still hates titans, but he does love people...and potatoes," says Levi. "No way!" Hanji says in sorrow.

"We have to get him away from the titans. There are hundreds, he won't survive!" Mikasa shouts. Moving at the speed of light, Levi and Mikasa rush to Eren. Just as Eren jumps, Levi and Mikasa catch him just in time.

"Ohhhhh! My two shining knights in armor!" Eren giggles. Levi and Mikasa pull Eren up to safety, but something doesn't seem right. Eren is quieter than usual.

"It's time for me to take action!" Eren yells.

"What?" Mikasa and Levi say simultaneously. Eren picks up Mkasa like a princess and runs away. Eren runs into an empty building, holding onto Mikasa tightly. When they arrive, he gently sets her down and sits next to her, panting heavily.

"What was that for?" Mikasa asks, confused and a little scared.

"I needed to get you... alone," he replies. Mikasa's heart skips a beat. Is he going to try something? she thinks. He gazes into her eyes with an adorable puppy dog face. Tears begin to roll down his cheeks.

"Eren! What's wrong?" she asks, placing her hands on his shoulders. He looks at the ground and his shoulders shake as he starts to sob.

"I miss her so much," he cries. Mikasas eyes widen. She didn't think he would start talking about such a sensitive subject. Eren's moms' death was so hard for the both of them.

Mikasa wraps her arms around him, and places her head on his shoulder. "I know, Eren, I miss her too," she says.

Eren sniffs. "P-potato-san!" he sobs into Mikasas shoulder.

She freezes. "WHAT did you say?"

"Where did potato-san go? I miss her so much!"

Mikasa drops Eren. "You.. IDIOT!"

She raises her hand as though to slap him, but she just can't do it. Eren's eyes wide as tears run down Mikasas cheeks. Mikasa wipes the tears off her face and calms herself down.

"Anyways, let's find Levi and get you back to normal." she sniffs. Eren stands there, shocked. "Eren?" Mikasa says, waving her hand in front of his face.

Eren snaps out of it. That was weird, it was as if he was back to normal for a minute there, Mikasa thinks.

"POTATO-SAAANNN! WHERE ARE YOU?!" Eren cries. Looks like he's back to lovey-dovey mode again. "Let's find Levi first," Mikasa tells Eren.

"OKAY!" Eren sings. He kisses Mikasa's cheek and says "One kiss for you! Now where's that lovable shorty?"

Mikasa's eye twitch suddenly comes back. "Let's go," she sighs.

They walk back to Erens room, hoping everyone will have returned there. Eren kicks open the door and spots Levi waiting by his bed.

"HONEY, I'M HOME!" he yells, and runs up to him with open arms. He's stopped by a boot in the face from Levi. "Ow..." Eren says, and he backs up into Armin. He turns around, surprised.

"Who is this glorious coconut head standing in front of me?" Eren says with a smirk.

"Eren, it's me, Armin," he says nervously. Eren wiggles his eyebrows. "Nice to meet you, mister sexy coconut."

"Eren what the he-"

All of a sudden Connie runs into the room. "SAVE THE POTATO! Sasha's after me! Hide it!" he says, and throws a potato at Armin.

Erens eyes widen. "P-potato-san?!" he says, and leans in to kiss the potato.

Armin pulls it away just in time. Eren tries to follow it but he knocks heads with Armin.
Heads... and lips.

Everyone in the room is shocked.
Eren, eyes closed, thinks he's kissing the potato. Armin pulls away, eyes wide and face bright red.

Eren opens his eyes and realizes that instead of the potato, he is kissing Armin!

"Ohhhhh, too bad," Eren says, disappointment on his face. "Mister sexy coconut isn't my true love!"

Armin, still red in the face, runs out of the room. Mikasa isn't mad but she isn't happy either.

"Coconut head is out," Levi says. Suddenly, a potato shatters the window! "POTATO-SAN?!" Eren cries. Potato-san is covered in Titan blood.

"Don't tell me that this potato killed a Titan," Levi says in disgust.

"You came back for me!" cries Eren, tears of joy running down his face.

"Wait," says Mikasa, and she picks up the potato. "This isn't his true love. He kissed it before. So why is he so obsessed with it now?"

Levi scoffs. "Why does it matter? I just want to get this over with. Someone kiss that fool already."

Then Connie, scared for his life, jumps under the bed with an angry Sasha chasing him. Mikasa looks around the room. We have Connie, Jean, Levi, Hanji, and me. That's gotta be everyone he hasn't kissed yet, she thinks.

"I have an idea!" Mikasa announces, wiping off the potato. Everyone looks at her. "What is it?"

"Lets all kiss the potato, and then give it to Eren!"

Everybody makes faces of disgust. Mikasa lightly pecks it, and she tosses it off to the others. They hesitantly do the same, until it ends up at Levi.

He looks at it with displeasure but kisses it anyway. "I have to go vacuum my mouth off now," he says, leaving the room and dropping the potato on the floor.

Now, it's Erens turn.
He dives after it, picking it up from the floor and holding it in his arms. "I missed you so much," he says, and lifts it up to his face.

Sasha and Connie are sitting on the floor, arms full with potatoes and chewing intensely. Everyone watches Eren anticipation (and disgust).

Then... Eren kisses the potato. He kisses it again and again, making sure to get every square inch.

"I'm so disturbed right now," Jean says but he is hushed by Mikasa. They're all waiting to see what Eren will do next.

Eren freezes for a bit. "Why...am I kissing a potato?" Eren asks, dropping it to the floor.

"Thank god you're back to normal, you were creeping me out and I'm supposed to be the creepy one." Jean admits.

"Tch, you're lucky that I didn't kill you before you got cured." Levi says, appearing suddenly at the doorway.

"Sorry for all the trouble you guys." Eren chuckles. Mikasa runs towards Eren with a smile to give him a hug, but...

"Hahahahah! Amazing! Two accidents in a row!" Hanji yells. In the center of the room was Eren's and Mikasa's lips touching, both of them frozen and wide-eyed.

Mikasa immediately gets up an yelled, "Where did all these other potatoes come from?!" Sasha and Connie avert their eyes and start whistling, picking up the potatoes they dropped earlier when they were eating.

Everyone laughs as they watch Eren and Mikasa get flustered.

"S-so, what happened to me anyway?" Eren says sheepishly, looking over at Mikasa. Embarrassed, Mikasa turns away. Hanji immediately jumps up to explain.

"A little experiment of mine.. You were so in love and we snapped you out of it with true loves kiss!"

"So.. who was it? My true love?" Eren asks.

Everyone is silent. "Who WAS it?" they ask.

Armin walks back into the room, feeling better from his accidental kiss. "Now that I think about it, Eren was more in love with the potato after it killed that titan right?" he says.

"..yeah?" says mikasa.

Armin explains, "I think he only loved the potato because of that. So his true love... is killing titans!"

"...EH?!"

End!

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