HEY DOODS! Rating has been changed to T, so if you can't tolerate the cursing, please do not continue.
Morning wasn't good AT ALL. The emotions were forced to put HQ on high alert. Joy still hasn't become conscious yet, and Fear is still in his bedroom muttering
random words.
Disgust, Anger, and Sadness joined together to chat about what they should do to stop the mysterious person from coming back.
"Maybe we can call the mind workers. We have security footage, don't we?", Sadness suggested.
Disgust had an obvious urge to prove everyone wrong, so she checked upon the security cassettes.
There weren't any left.
She was happy and worried. First of all, she proved Sadness wrong once again. Second, the emotions wouldn't have any evidence to show the mind workers.
"Nope, there aren't any tapes.", moaned Disgust.
All of a sudden, the person appeared.
"GOOD MORNING TO Y'ALL!", he screamed.
The emotions (except Joy and Fear) were surprised.
"So you really want to know why I'm here, right?" Huh? DON'T YOU?", the person said.
Disgust, Sadness, and Anger slowly nodded.
The person finally explained,"Ahh, where were we?"
"Manual 23, Volume 6 says there is an Idea Bulb Generator located in a secret compartment near the console, and there is a switch to get to it. All I need to do is find that switch, activate the Generator, and print out an idea for Riley to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge with dynamite in her mouth!"
Fear heard his every word. He quickly jumped out of his bedroom and rushed to the front of the HQ.
"WHAT? ARE YOU PLANNING TO END OUR SWEET LITTLE INNOCENT GIRL'S LIFE?", Fear exclaimed.
"Yes, my youngling. This will be the last day that you guys ever use your precious console!", the person replied.
"And also", the person added, "Riley is 12 now. She isn't sweet, isn't innocent, and she's 5 feet and 1 inch tall!"
Joy woke up.
"What's going on guys and penguins?", she asked, confused and dizzy from her knockout.
Once she saw the person standing there, Joy just hid behind the bookshelves.
"You know he can clearly see you there.", said Sadness.
"Aww man. I was gonna eat Harry Potter Edition 87.", Joy sighed.
"So what are you here for, now that I'm not as scared of you. Also, are you Squidward Squarepants?", she added.
However, Joy's teeth were still chattering.
"Did you really listen to me? I guess not!", the person exclaimed.
Anger finally broke out of his silence.
"YOU WANT ME TO DO IT AGAIN?", he added, keeping his attack as a surprise.
Then his flames broke out, again.
A marshmallow was thrown.
It was Joy.
"Woohoo, Antarctica will win the Coral Reef Mug Competition!", she dizzily said.
Then she ate the marshmellow.
"I ate Antarctica! Joy wins the cup!", she said, mentioning herself in third person.
The person groaned, "Can someone get this jackass out of here?"
Speaking of the flames, they had no effect.
Anger had a flashback when the person said those 8 words. Back when Riley was 5, Joy used to drink so much Red Bull (and now you know the reason why little kids are so annoying!), that Blue-Haired Jackass was the nickname he gave to her.
Of course, nobody used the nickname.
"Are you talking about Papa Smurf? Cuz he has blue hair and white beard!", Joy said as she were about to faint.
"We. Are. Screwed.", Disgust slowly said as she those 3 words came out of her mouth.