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Chapter Three: Lucius Malfoy
Lucius Malfoy was positively drooling.
Narcissa Black had just asked him out, and he said yes. In a very dignified manner of course, well as dignified as you could get when a chick asks a guy out. Oh his parents would kill him.
They believed strongly in doing things the old-fashioned way, like guys asking girls out, and for their hand in marriage etc. But oh well, he had a date with Narcissa Black! Life couldn't get any better.
"You might want to close your mouth idiot" snickered Bellatrix who had watched the entire, very awkward thing from afar and was now trying extremely hard not to laugh.
He scowled at her "I'm not an idiot, you are!"
"Says the guy who was so chicken to ask a girl out that she had to do it for him" she retorted.
He glared at her but didn't say anything else, it was hard to argue when she was right.
She left, still snickering, partially at him, and partially at the fact that her sister had an incredibly horrible taste in men.
He fell into a chair near the fire and began to sulk before noticing a piece of parchment, party concealed under a carpet. He picked it up and turned it around only to find that it was completely blank.
He looked around the common room and found that there was nobody left but a little first year studying in the corner. He walked up to the first year and snatched his quill and ink from him, the bottle 'accidentally' spilling, covering the homework that the first year had been scribbling away at for nearly two hours in ink. Lucius smirked as the first year whimpered, on the verge of tears and ran towards the stairs leading to his dormitory.
Lucius sat down in the seat that the first year had once occupied and threw all of his books and equipment onto the floor without a second glance.
He dipped the quill in the ink that was left in the bottle and glanced nervously around the room before beginning to write on the parchment:
I, Lucius Malfoy, am the luckiest man on the planet! I have a date with Narcissa, I have a date with Narcissa, I have a date with Narcissa...
Mrs Narcissa Malfoy, Mrs Malfoy, Mrs Narcissa Malfoy-Black, Mrs Nar-
Mr Lucius Black, Mr Narcissa Lucius Black-Malfoy, Mr Black, Lucius Malfoy-Black, Mr Luci-
He jumped as his writing suddenly disappeared and was replaced with writing that was definitely not his own.
Mr Moony would like to congratulate Mr Lucius Malfoy, or should he say Mr Narcissa Lucius Malfoy-Black and wonders when he will finally admit to himself that he is a complete and utter pansy?
Mr Wormtail thinks that Narcissa couldn't have picked a more feminie boyfriend and would like to bet three days before they break up
Mr Padfoot agrees with Mr Moony and Mr Wormtail and is curious as to why any man could spend an hour in a bathroom getting ready every morning, he should know that his sexuality will inevitably be questioned one day...
Mr Prongs would like to add that Mr Malfoy is a complete and utter coward because it is quite obvious who asked who in this relationship, and tell me will Snape be your Maid of Honour?
Malfoy stared at the parchment, his face growing redder and redder as he re-read every word and threw the parchment as far and hard as he could.
He sent a Cruciatus curse at it before stomping away in fury. Of course this had absolutely no effect as he had just tried to hurt a piece of parchment.
Next: Regulus Black
By the way if you haven't noticed I'm doing these in an order, starting in Marauder era. So for those who want people in Harry's time, don't worry they're coming and I haven't forgotten them!
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