Ok, so a lot of people have told me to make a sequel, so...here you go!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters...etc...
Matsuri heaved a long sigh.
"Matsuri-ch-an -sob- why -sniffle- did he do -wailing- th-th-that?!" Gaara asked, clinging onto his wife's shirt.
"Gaara-kun, the panda bear couldn't breathe in the sand, and the papa bear was sad, so it ran away!" Matsuri tried to explain.
"B-b-but why?! They're my panda bears, and I'm the Kazekage! They're unobedient! I want to kill them!" Gaara screeched, hugging Matsuri closer.
You see, it's been 2 months since the Orochimaru incident. Matsuri still had to put up with dead/missing pandas every Wednesday, and she was sick of it all.
"Gaara-danna, please listen to yourself! And to reason...but that never worked, so...I guess to me? No, I'm not reason..." Matsuri mumbled.
The Kazekage cried harder, demanding a new panda. The council was standing there, awkwardly trying to figure out what to do, as they did every Wednesday.
Suddenly, a light bulb shone above Gaara's head.
"I've got it! Since I've driven over 75 percent of the panda population to eternal dreamland, I will do that to some other species! I choose..."
The Kazekage looked around.
"A SKUNK!" he declared.
Matsuri groaned.
It was hard enough to put up with the smell of panda crap every week, but now this?
The rest of the year was spent cleaning up the village.
Well, every Friday of the year...
Sorry it was so short. I've been kinda busy lately, so I haven't had much time for this fic...
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