Ouran fic chap 3

*time skip*

*haruhis house*

Corey and Ranka were sat at the small table Corey wincing now and again because she is English and when your English and your over sixteen it's painful sitting like they do in japan. Ranka was in his usual clothes of a silky woman shirt and a long skirt where as Corey was wearing what appeared to be an armarni suit and tie.

"run that by me again Corey." Ranka said before he took a sip of his tea.

"well you know how long it took the host club to realise that she was a girl?" after receiving a nod she continued. "well my plan and we've already checked that hara's okay with it is that I pretend to be her boyfriend while I'm going to ouran."

"yes I understood that part of your plan what I didn't understand is why your over here in the first place. Besides don't you have college?"

"oh that's simple i have some business to attend with our Japanese branches. And I would of if I hadn't took the tested out early."

"that's very interesting Corey-chan but it still has yet to explain why your going to Ouran."

"oh that well for the LuLs. And I want to mess with the host club so it's all good."

"sounds like a good enough reason. Any way I can help?"

"well actually..."

*time skip to five minuets into host club*

"so what did you do over the holidays hara-kun?" asked one of my regulars how she has yet to notice i'm a girl I have no idea.

"oh I visited my friend in England he sent me tickets for there and back for my birthday." I politely replied.

"oh why didn't you tell us it was your birthday we could have thrown you a party!" and there goes my eardrums thank you tamaki.

"senpia, the reason I didn't tell anyone was because I didn't want a bug fuss. Corey sending me plane tickets was more than enough still didn't stop 'him' from taking me around the town and giving me a designer haircut no matter what I said."

"I thought there was something different..." Tamaki mumbled under his breath. Honestly some people. Anyway as I turned back to my customer a White blur shot into the room before zooming straight for me and promptly licking my face.

"agh some evil monster is trying to eat haruhi-kuns face!" a few of the girls at my table squeaked.

"Fluffy! Get back here you dang dog!" I heard Corey shout in English. I pulled Fluffy away from my face and just held her in front of me as she gave a stupid dog grin.

"awww it's so cute." squealed the same girls as before. Bi-polar much?

"what on earth is a dog doing in here?" Kyoya asked when he looked up from his death note erm I mean his note book.

"Running away. That is what I believe Fluffy was doing." wow Corey looks hot as a guy. If she was a guy I would so date her but she's not so nope.

"and you are?"

"Corey Jameson reluctant dog sitter and close friend of Haruhi. Hi by the way." Corey said as she took fluffy from me before giving me a kiss on both cheeks causing me to blush, I blush to easily.

"wait you're the one that kidnapped Haruhi over the holidays!?" Tamaki asked, well stated.

"kidnap? Please I didn't need to I sent Hara the tickets and a note which said 'I know you'll complain so much but remember that since my bro is only taking over the music part of the family business and I'm saddled with the rest of it, if you want to pay me back you can work as my PA if you must.' so I hired him when asked." Corey then flashed me a smile telling me not to blab that her note actually said 'You are coming to England no choice cos it's been so long since we last saw each other if you try to decline I will kidnap you XD'. "by the way Hara you've payed it off" now she sent me a wink causing me to blush, I don't know why I blush so much I just know I do.

"Care to explain your presence here then mister Jameson?" Koyoua said in that menacing way while pushing his glasses up his nose so they glinted in the light.

"Does a guy need a reason to visit his best friend and lover." Corey is very good at pretending to be my boyfriend the correct pronouns seem to roll of her tongue sensually, she took my hand and kissed the back before winking at the noes bleeding ladies.

"When it is still technically school time yes a guy does." Kouya said effortlessly.

"Well I'm giving my darling a lift home and I had to drop some transfer papers off so I could start here next week." Corey may have been facing away from me but I could still picture the smirk that was on her face. "ergo you can all go back to hosting and i'll spill all the juicy details to the ladies. That is if they don't object." Corey turned to the girls who i was entertaining and they immediately grabbed the girl by her arms and over to a table while I held a fluffy Fluffy.

*End of host club*

"Will you be attending again sometime Corey-kun?" one of Corey's new fans questioned.

"if I get to chat with you lovely ladies again? How could I refuse." Corey took the fan girls hand and pressed a kiss to it causing the poor girl to fall back on her friends.

"come on I'm getting you out of here before you cause a mass nose bleed."

"not my fault I' Hot!"

"yes it is now move it." I started pushing her towards the door before Kyoyoa Intercepted us.

"not so fast you're on clean up duty Harahui." I swear Kyoya has some weird fetish for making other peoples life hell.

"lol I think not mister death note." Corey said as she pushed kyoya's chest back. "I checked the time table for clean up duty and it's the Tweedles turn to clean up so laterz!" Corey then dragged me out of the room running down to the car park. But I am so going to pay for what Corey did. FML.